#potatoes
"Agricultural tourist digging for sweet potatoes"
October 31, 2026 at 3:44 PM
If your kid wants any D&D dice or potatoes, come on over 🎃🍭🥔👻
October 31, 2026 at 10:20 PM
For Halloween we are couch potatoes
October 31, 2026 at 10:47 PM
One potato, two potatoes, three potatoes - four
Five potatoes, six potatoes, seven potatoes - more
Eight potatoes, nine potatoes, ten potatoes - all

me counting all the ways I love to eat potatoes
November 2, 2026 at 10:07 AM
It's still potatoes and molasses season
November 1, 2026 at 11:07 PM
From the potatoes
November 3, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Potatoes and butter being pretty close to a nutritionally complete food seems like a cheat code
November 3, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Coq au vin with mashed potatoes for dinner 😊
November 3, 2026 at 2:03 AM
PASS THE CRANBERRY SAUCE WERE HAVING MASHED POTATOES
November 1, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Dinner tonight was Greek chicken & potatoes served with salad. Quite good but could always be better. 🍽️🍜🍗🥔🥗🧄
November 2, 2026 at 8:05 AM
Breakfast - homemade morcilla sausage, sautéed potatoes, bacon, egg & parsley.
Oof.
November 1, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Okay, tonight's treat bowl included a whole lot of candy, some non-candy toy items like wind-up dinosaurs and Halloween erasers, and four potatoes. The non-candy gizmos went first. All the potatoes are now gone 😂
November 1, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Sometimes you just gotta make a meatloaf and potatoes
November 1, 2026 at 11:52 PM
potatoes are for closers
November 1, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Parents, please check your kids' candy for potatoes and carrots, which may contain malicious rootkits.
If your kid wants any D&D dice or potatoes, come on over 🎃🍭🥔👻
October 31, 2026 at 11:34 PM
i'm a curly fry gal, but frankly all potatoes are good potatoes
We need more steak fries and more crinkle cut fries but more importantly shoestring fries can go straight to hell
November 1, 2026 at 9:52 PM
As we head towards Thanksgiving, here’s a different way to eat sweet potatoes.

We’ve doing it for years. My mom will sometimes switch out the butter with olive oil.

It really is just mashed sweet potatoes plus chipotle in adobo sauce.

altonbrown.com/recipes/chip...
Chipotle Smashed Sweet Potatoes Recipe | Alton Brown
Smoky, and sweet, Alton Brown's chipotle smashed sweet potatoes are easy enough for a weeknight dinner, but special enough for Thanksgiving.
altonbrown.com
November 1, 2026 at 4:07 PM
@kansascitycurrent.bsky.social I know we're not sponsored by potatoes but I'd like a 5lb bag of potatoes as a giveaway
October 31, 2026 at 4:22 PM
How do you like them, potatoes 🥔 🥔?
November 2, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Cake and potatoes.
October 31, 2026 at 9:10 AM
how many people are giving potatoes to kids today??
October 31, 2026 at 5:37 PM
And potatoes are spicy.
November 2, 2026 at 1:07 AM
So far, 4 kids, 3 potatoes.
October 31, 2026 at 9:15 PM
We’re ready for Halloween!!! Got candy, potatoes, and books!

#halloween #candy #potatoes #books
October 31, 2026 at 9:24 PM
They want everybody speaking english till they roast ‘em like unseasoned potatoes.
October 30, 2026 at 3:12 AM