#pounds
43 pounds.
March 7, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Trump just launched a trade war against Canada over fentanyl. The US seized - wait for it - 43 pounds at the US-Canada border last year.

43 pounds.
February 2, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Grown man immobilized by 7 pounds of cat
November 18, 2024 at 3:09 AM
260 pounds of stupid
February 21, 2025 at 1:59 AM
About 20 Pounds xkcd.com/3085
May 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Remember when Trump claimed he was 215 pounds?

Hahah
January 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
That asshole ordered that a MILLION POUNDS of food be destroyed, rather than disturbed to people in need.

A MILLION POUNDS!

Do not EVER let his minions claim they are Christians.
July 17, 2025 at 10:26 AM
360 POUNDS!
February 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
*pounds table*

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November 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Jan 2025, 470 pounds to Jan 2026, 536 pounds. 66 pounds gained in one year.
January 1, 2026 at 10:28 PM
DJ Pon-3(00+ Pounds)
April 15, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Specifically having 2.1 pounds of weed when 2.2 pounds is drug trafficking… high IQ move, bumping him up my draft board
March 18, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Wanna lose 250 pounds of useless weight this New Year? Impeach the creep.
December 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
...She still thinks she weighs ten pounds.
January 20, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Gaining 50 pounds of muscle and calling myself a "Dire Woman"
April 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
A few pounds later... 🐻
November 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
the united states exported 2 ½ billion pounds of beef in 2024
The fact that US beef isn't allowed in many other countries is not some spiteful conspiracy. US allows hormones and such that those countries do not.
April 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
is beer usually measured in pounds
August 29, 2026 at 1:18 AM
+100 pounds got me waddling 😮‍💨
April 8, 2025 at 5:03 PM
This is Miller. A good boy who lost some pounds. He just wanted to post his transformation pic to inspire you... 😭 😍
September 20, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Trump Attempts To Distract From Epstein Files By Gaining 200 Pounds
February 10, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Tummy Tuesday! I’m also down 20 pounds today!
September 22, 2026 at 12:09 PM
800 pounds of fat cow
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January 31, 2025 at 7:07 PM
New Enterprise Spokesman Claims He Lost 250 Pounds By Renting Cars https://theonion.com/new-enterprise-spokesman-claims-he-lost-250-pounds-by-renting-cars/
March 31, 2026 at 8:00 PM