Robot bodies with preprogrammed mannerisms swoon
January 27, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Robot bodies with preprogrammed mannerisms swoon
There is no open border, are you a bot with preprogrammed responses
January 26, 2024 at 3:20 AM
There is no open border, are you a bot with preprogrammed responses
Fall chinook in the throes of preprogrammed senescence or thousand-dollar captive koi?
November 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Fall chinook in the throes of preprogrammed senescence or thousand-dollar captive koi?
Sumbitch calls other people NPCs and then proceeds down the most predictable series of preprogrammed actions imaginable.
February 23, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Sumbitch calls other people NPCs and then proceeds down the most predictable series of preprogrammed actions imaginable.
I also love how when you get an older dog they’re already preprogrammed. zero effort.
November 19, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I also love how when you get an older dog they’re already preprogrammed. zero effort.
The way you can say "but I am le ~tiiired~" to any millennial and get a preprogrammed response
May 4, 2026 at 8:06 AM
The way you can say "but I am le ~tiiired~" to any millennial and get a preprogrammed response
Preprogrammed responses from yet another bootlicking spokesperson that avoid answering questions
June 6, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Preprogrammed responses from yet another bootlicking spokesperson that avoid answering questions
I mean, the article you just shared is from 1981 and it literally says "Machines with preprogrammed responses don't have intelligence, unless someone were to invent something exactly like an LLM, which would obviously have intelligence, yes"
September 21, 2026 at 7:01 AM
I mean, the article you just shared is from 1981 and it literally says "Machines with preprogrammed responses don't have intelligence, unless someone were to invent something exactly like an LLM, which would obviously have intelligence, yes"
Why TF does she talk like that? She’s preprogrammed like a Nazi stepford wife 🤮
February 25, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Why TF does she talk like that? She’s preprogrammed like a Nazi stepford wife 🤮
My idea for one preprogrammed response to Russian probing:
There need to be preprogrammed consequences. My suggestion would be RoE like “military planes that have violated airspace for D km and fail to change course T seconds after final warning will be shot down.”
Communicate this clearly, withhold exact D and T values (which depend on area).
Communicate this clearly, withhold exact D and T values (which depend on area).
September 20, 2025 at 2:36 PM
My idea for one preprogrammed response to Russian probing:
Landed in Palm Springs… I’m preprogrammed to just let go and relax as soon as I get to where I’m staying. Always a nice feeling.
May 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Landed in Palm Springs… I’m preprogrammed to just let go and relax as soon as I get to where I’m staying. Always a nice feeling.
“What if we had a series of preprogrammed dance numbers and various cartoon characters could do those dances” brother that was always meant to be free.
March 13, 2026 at 2:15 AM
“What if we had a series of preprogrammed dance numbers and various cartoon characters could do those dances” brother that was always meant to be free.
"don't use deepseek, the chinese government have preprogrammed it to give controlled responses"
and you don't think any private companies are doing the same thing, you credulous motherfuckers?
and you don't think any private companies are doing the same thing, you credulous motherfuckers?
January 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
"don't use deepseek, the chinese government have preprogrammed it to give controlled responses"
and you don't think any private companies are doing the same thing, you credulous motherfuckers?
and you don't think any private companies are doing the same thing, you credulous motherfuckers?
Whenever we bring up how horribly unique chattel slavery was in the U.S., so, so many white people seem preprogrammed to obsess over Greece and Rome.
January 2, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Whenever we bring up how horribly unique chattel slavery was in the U.S., so, so many white people seem preprogrammed to obsess over Greece and Rome.
I love that you don't have to teach cats to be cats they're all preprogrammed exactly that way
December 7, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I love that you don't have to teach cats to be cats they're all preprogrammed exactly that way
I’ve seen multiple engineers mention that that if the debut of a robot is it dancing it’s a shitty robot. That’s what you do if your robot sucks, a little dance. A preprogrammed sequence of moves is easy, humans are are only impressed because that’s hard for us.
This failed even that.
This failed even that.
May 20, 2026 at 4:57 AM
I’ve seen multiple engineers mention that that if the debut of a robot is it dancing it’s a shitty robot. That’s what you do if your robot sucks, a little dance. A preprogrammed sequence of moves is easy, humans are are only impressed because that’s hard for us.
This failed even that.
This failed even that.
my daughter has one of those toy keyboards with preprogrammed drum synths and stg one of them is the drum line from Beat It. Anyway I put on Beat It and now we’re learning the choreography to Beat It
January 17, 2026 at 8:05 PM
my daughter has one of those toy keyboards with preprogrammed drum synths and stg one of them is the drum line from Beat It. Anyway I put on Beat It and now we’re learning the choreography to Beat It
Addendum to roomba theory: the roomba was preprogrammed in the 1980s with incorrect blueprints of the house and will continue checking certain areas regardless of walls
August 17, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Addendum to roomba theory: the roomba was preprogrammed in the 1980s with incorrect blueprints of the house and will continue checking certain areas regardless of walls
So is a breeding kink an actual kink, or is it just the biological preprogrammed point of sex?
August 21, 2023 at 4:46 PM
So is a breeding kink an actual kink, or is it just the biological preprogrammed point of sex?
Preprogrammed the bots huh
April 26, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Preprogrammed the bots huh
In other words you don’t know and can’t answer outside of preprogrammed talking points.
January 21, 2026 at 5:03 PM
In other words you don’t know and can’t answer outside of preprogrammed talking points.
My sewing machine came with a rat embroidery stitch preprogrammed in
August 6, 2026 at 11:38 PM
My sewing machine came with a rat embroidery stitch preprogrammed in
His spokespeople are literally preprogrammed robots. It’s so embarrassing that these are our fellow Americans smh.
June 10, 2025 at 1:28 PM
His spokespeople are literally preprogrammed robots. It’s so embarrassing that these are our fellow Americans smh.
larynx < voice box that plays preprogrammed phrases when squeezed with sufficient force
September 21, 2025 at 9:55 PM
larynx < voice box that plays preprogrammed phrases when squeezed with sufficient force