Senate Passes Bipartisan Resolution Preventing Themselves From Stopping Trump theonion.com/senate-...
June 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Senate Passes Bipartisan Resolution Preventing Themselves From Stopping Trump theonion.com/senate-...
Seems like maybe there should be laws preventing this.
Elon Musk spent over a quarter of a billion dollars to help Donald Trump win the presidency, federal filings revealed.
Elon Musk Spent Over $250 Million to Help Elect Trump
The enormous spending from the world’s richest man quietly fueled allied groups and was revealed only now, as Mr. Musk plays a key role in the presidential transition.
www.nytimes.com
December 6, 2024 at 4:16 AM
Seems like maybe there should be laws preventing this.
I’d rather not put Spirit Airlines in charge of preventing the next 9/11.
February 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I’d rather not put Spirit Airlines in charge of preventing the next 9/11.
“Win every election” is not a viable strategy for preventing authoritarianism
October 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
“Win every election” is not a viable strategy for preventing authoritarianism
There’s no preventing what’s wrong with him.
December 3, 2025 at 7:19 AM
There’s no preventing what’s wrong with him.
There is nothing cooler than preventing a democracy from turning into a dictatorship
It may not be cool or hip in some circles, but we legitimately do need a massive amount of people to run for office.
Flood the school boards, councils, county seats, state legislatures, Congress, etc.
Big changes at the top happen when the ground shifts at the bottom. And that can start now.
Flood the school boards, councils, county seats, state legislatures, Congress, etc.
Big changes at the top happen when the ground shifts at the bottom. And that can start now.
February 23, 2025 at 3:44 PM
There is nothing cooler than preventing a democracy from turning into a dictatorship
Thou shalt not start World War 3!
ESPECIALLY when you ran on preventing World War 3.
ESPECIALLY when you ran on preventing World War 3.
June 17, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Thou shalt not start World War 3!
ESPECIALLY when you ran on preventing World War 3.
ESPECIALLY when you ran on preventing World War 3.
Why are Senate Republicans HELLBENT on preventing you from seeing who molested children?
July 17, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Why are Senate Republicans HELLBENT on preventing you from seeing who molested children?
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June 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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So we’re clear, Netanyahu’s genocide is preventing Trump from surrendering to Iran.
June 15, 2026 at 5:49 PM
So we’re clear, Netanyahu’s genocide is preventing Trump from surrendering to Iran.
men, what's preventing you from looking like this
do you hold your stuffed animals and think, wow this is too cushy i need something firmer. well look no further because this bear has abs.
February 3, 2025 at 7:26 PM
men, what's preventing you from looking like this
Preventing child abuse is woke.
“.. CDC pages that are gone -- mostly related to LGBTQ+, racial disparities, contraception, HIV prevention, but also stuff like preventing child abuse.”
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Tracking broken CDC web pages - The Boston Globe
Dozens of pages on the website of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention focused on LGBTQ issues, HIV, racial disparities, and contraception were down on Friday.
www.bostonglobe.com
February 2, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Preventing child abuse is woke.
Committing, not preventing.
November 23, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Committing, not preventing.
Thank God Merrick Garland waited nearly 2 years to appoint Jack Smith because, after all, nothing is more important than preventing the optics of politicization.
November 25, 2024 at 7:54 PM
Thank God Merrick Garland waited nearly 2 years to appoint Jack Smith because, after all, nothing is more important than preventing the optics of politicization.
increasingly convinced preventing americans from getting their little packages is the thing that will take this government down
How bad are tariffs going?
I paid for $32 of shaving cream from Canada. Unique stuff I’ve used for years, nothing like it in US. Small family business.
UPS guy came to my door today with box and said I have to pay additional $120 before he can hand it to me.
That makes it 5x more expensive!!! 🤯
I paid for $32 of shaving cream from Canada. Unique stuff I’ve used for years, nothing like it in US. Small family business.
UPS guy came to my door today with box and said I have to pay additional $120 before he can hand it to me.
That makes it 5x more expensive!!! 🤯
October 3, 2025 at 11:54 PM
increasingly convinced preventing americans from getting their little packages is the thing that will take this government down
Mitch McConnell will receive a level of medical care he has spent his entire career preventing other Americans from having
Sen. Mitch McConnell, 84, has been hospitalized. His senior adviser David Popp says he is receiving “excellent care.”
June 14, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Mitch McConnell will receive a level of medical care he has spent his entire career preventing other Americans from having
"She should be doing the job I'm literally preventing her from doing."
Johnson: "Grijalva should be working for her constituents right now. I don't know what she's doing. I keep seeing their political stunt videos. She should be in her office. She should be working or in the district for her constituents" (Grijalva is not in fact a Rep. b/c Johnson refuses to seat her)
October 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
"She should be doing the job I'm literally preventing her from doing."
Academics in Assyria in the 7th c BC complain that admin is preventing them from doing research and teaching
November 3, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Academics in Assyria in the 7th c BC complain that admin is preventing them from doing research and teaching
Preventing war with war
BREAKING: Israel has launched a “preventative” attack against Iran, as witnesses say they have heard explosions in Iran’s capital, Tehran, according to the Reuters news agency.
February 28, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Preventing war with war
Trump‘s ceasefire stops short of preventing armed conflict.
July 18, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Trump‘s ceasefire stops short of preventing armed conflict.
A federal judge issued a temporary restraining order preventing the Trump administration from withdrawing $14 billion in climate grant funding from Citibank accounts.
March 19, 2025 at 4:26 PM
A federal judge issued a temporary restraining order preventing the Trump administration from withdrawing $14 billion in climate grant funding from Citibank accounts.
Reminder again: this is the 22 year old boy Trump put in charge of preventing a terror attack at home:
June 23, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Reminder again: this is the 22 year old boy Trump put in charge of preventing a terror attack at home:
