#prius
My fatal flaw is believing that most of Chicago's problems are downstream of this one.
September 29, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Thinking about the "everything is gender" theory with regard to the fact that like 90% of American intransigence when it comes to EVs can be tied back to Bush-era culture war over the 1st gen Toyota Prius
September 29, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Truly ironic isn't it? THEY'RE the ones truly getting owned. MAGA are the most dependent on SNAP & Medicaid, the most affected by hurricanes and need FEMA. They're primarily in right-to-work states that job loss hits hardest. But that's all okay because somewhere a Lib can't buy gas for their Prius.
September 29, 2026 at 12:48 PM
MARRIED SINCE 1955! 🤯 SHE'S THE BEST WIFE EVER 🥰 ALSO, BLACK PRIUS = STEALTH JET 😂 #marriage #cars
September 29, 2026 at 4:09 AM
I was looking at escaping to live on a little trawler boat but the fuel to go 100 miles is $1000~
I also know how to sail, but look at the prices of fresh sail cloth 😠
Looks like the prepper Prius will be my future.
September 29, 2026 at 3:20 AM
transsexual is like reliable 2007 toyota prius
September 29, 2026 at 2:55 AM
That’s about what I paid today. I had a plug in Prius, but it was very old and it died. I couldn’t justify spending a bunch of money on another EV when my commute is only 20 miles a week.
September 29, 2026 at 1:08 AM
In fairness to the P90, it's still in production & active service around the world. I don't disagree with the Doctor's assessment that the AR-15 design has become the Rav4 & Prius of gun designs, but alternatives still exist. Kind of like the Range Rover and Fusion.
catwoman's gun here is transparently a version of the p90, which began development in 1986 as a replacement for 9mm submachine guns, which were used as smaller weapons for vehicle crews (etc)

but now with the requirement "punch through light body armor"
September 29, 2026 at 12:52 AM
My buddy in Kentucky bought a Prius so that he could use the money he saved for more guns. The absolute incarnation of the Leftie redneck.

Dude walked straight out of Deliverance and to the front of a special ed classroom.
September 28, 2026 at 10:47 PM
It doesn't matter how low you drive the fuel economy requirements if you also drive the price gas so high that electrics are still cheaper even without the tax credit.

Most Prius owners don't do it for the environment. They do it for their wallet.
US finalizes new lower fuel economy standards in boost for gas-powered vehicles
The U.S. Transportation Department on Monday finalized sharply lower vehicle fuel economy standards, President Donald Trump's latest effort to encourage ‌sales of gasoline-powered vehicles and reverse...
www.reuters.com
September 28, 2026 at 10:21 PM
He's no Kyle Lowry.

I still hate I was never able to acquire a pair of his game-worn shorts; I need a new cover for the Prius.
September 28, 2026 at 10:06 PM
I am glad we have a Prius.

That said, keep in mind many of us may not be able to get an electric or a plug-in hybrid. That includes my wife and I. We live in a urban apartment in an expensive city (and have rent-control).
September 28, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Winnie: Prius
Never Forget
September 28, 2026 at 8:37 PM
One thing I have noticed, as diesel approaches $7/gallon, is that the guys in the giant trucks who like to "roll coal" on me and my prius just aren't doing that anymore.
September 28, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Please... No Prius would ever have a V-8!

And you try being a Vegan in the apocalypse!

Gay Throuple could easily happen, however. And you better believe the road gang they're with will support them!
September 28, 2026 at 6:50 PM
As many say, bring that hilux to the states and you’d have a winner. Electrify it and you’d have another Prius-like industry changer.
"How hard could it be, after all, for the world's mightiest military to vanquish a militia whose signature weapon is a machine gun mounted on a Toyota Hilux?" Well...
The Houthis Have a Rich Sense of Irony and Timing
Supposedly decimated last year, they are back and stronger than ever.
www.theatlantic.com
September 28, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Some time in not too distant future:
Eric—I can’t find my fob to the silver Prius.
Me—💅
Eric—Did you hear me?
Me—Guess you’re using the green Prius (temperamental, no dashboard, can’t go above 35).
September 28, 2026 at 3:49 PM
i got a black UPF sun protection jacket with thumb holes and a big hood so if you see someone who looks like Emperor Palpatine driving around in a Prius that's me
September 28, 2026 at 3:35 PM
I just ordered a fob for the Prius from eBay for less than $30. After it comes and gets programmed one fob will be mine and one will be Eric’s and god help him if he loses his BECAUSE HE CANNOT EVER BORROW MINE.
September 28, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Just saw my first “I bought this before Elon went crazy” bumper sticker on a car that isn’t a Tesla. It was on a Prius. Geniuses walk amongst us.
September 28, 2026 at 2:42 PM
I've been kind of lusting after an EV, but the monthly cost to pay it off would be orders of magnitude larger than the monthly cost of simply paying the insane prices of gas. Also, I'd want one of those cool fucking Xiaomi EVs, not some fucking Chevy Bolt or Prius.
September 28, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Contrary indicator: last week I hired a dishwasher repairman to come over and see what was going on with ours. He showed up in a Prius. So… that was okay.
September 28, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Hopefully 3rd time’s a charm getting a locksmith to replace our lost key fob for the Prius. Never heard back from the first 2 I called which is no way to run a business. Not really the way I wanted to celebrate my birthday but gotta be done.
September 28, 2026 at 1:23 PM
I lolled.
September 28, 2026 at 1:09 PM
We had 3 Prius cars, back in the aughts. All three had to have the battery pack ‘refreshed’ between 100k and 125k miles.
At a cost of about $5k.

The newer batteries must be made of sterner stuff.
September 28, 2026 at 12:35 PM