#probablytrue
Here’s a picture of Elon releasing of his kids into the wild to fend for themselves. #ProbablyTrue
February 21, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Fun Fact - Burt Bacharach never carried his lunch in a Sunblest bag #totp #probablytrue
August 22, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Oh no! MAGA Delores Umbridge is big mad TACO Trump isn’t getting the respect he paid for.
#ProbablyTrue
May 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Strange fact

Anthea Turner has broken the world record for breaking microphones with her booming voice, beating the previous record of 23 by Sir Tom Jones.

#totp #probablytrue
April 4, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Boebert sending her weekly work report to Elon. #ProbablyTrue
DOGE AI deemed her more productive than most of her caucus.
February 26, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Looks like Eric has a fist full of singles and busy night of Beetlejuice and Boebert planned. #ProbablyTrue

I wonder if their chlamydias will cancel each other out 🤔
February 11, 2025 at 7:33 PM
It helps if you add the link, APPARENTLY
Linktr.ee/probablytrue

Have a second flexy pic, just for shiggles
March 26, 2025 at 10:35 AM
October 15, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Up at 6, iced the cakes, and what better for company that @riverscott.bsky.social's Christmas #ProbablyTrue?

And I did it without crying this year!
December 19, 2023 at 8:39 AM
MAGA Mike: “I am going to strongly request that you do not release the Gaetz report on the grounds that it will make me, the GOP and Trump look like the idiots we are…” #ProbablyTrue

www.cnn.com/2024/11/15/p...
Speaker Johnson says he’s going to request Ethics Committee not release Gaetz report | CNN Politics
House Speaker Mike Johnson said on Friday that he does not think a House Ethics Committee report on allegations related to Matt Gaetz should be released and is “going to strongly request that the Ethi...
www.cnn.com
November 15, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Sad but probablyTRUE⁉️
The very little boy brain he HAS
shriveled before our eyes🤴
He WILL RUE the DAY he TOUCHES
OUR REVEERD/BELOVED JOHN F. KENNEDY CENTER for ALL the ARTS❣️
Not just the crap king baby"might like"
Kid Rock let's say. MELONIA was the
supposed Chairperson❣️❓️Why does trump🦋 show up❓️🤣
September 18, 2026 at 2:08 PM
[Funny, but mean, but also deserved, and frankly I'd believe it]

Seriously, totate Miller's murderous psychopathy orientation knob about 1.8 degrees - tops - and he's absolutely Bald Ted Bundy.

#stephenmiller #Politics #tooreal #probablytrue #bigiftrue
February 10, 2026 at 8:19 PM
[Funny, but mean, but also deserved, and frankly I'd believe it]

Rotate his murderous psychopathy orientation knob about 1.8 degrees - tops - and he's absolutely Bald Ted Bundy.

#stephenmiller #Politics #tooreal #probablytrue #bigiftrue
February 10, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Dominic Raab was sulking in Cyprus because he didn't realise he was still Foreign Secretary.

When he was made International Development Secretary in 2020, he assumed he'd been demoted, not realising it was 'in addition' to his previous role. #ProbablyTrue
December 1, 2024 at 5:19 PM
I think Justice Roberts has a bank account full of Rubles.

Change my mind.
May 10, 2026 at 5:16 PM
So @aalok_mehta may have just theorized that law school is like getting a PhD in bluebooking. #PKinterns #ohdear #probablytrue
November 2, 2024 at 5:17 PM
People who go birdwatching are happier than people who don’t.
June 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
He stole the idea from a Simpsons episode #probablytrue
February 28, 2025 at 7:26 PM