#prognosticator
wow the amazing prognosticator who never gets it wrong got it wrong again
AI has lost the dunce vote. It’s over
October 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
It's crazy that this many years into this routine people don't just burst out laughing when he zones into prognosticator mode.
After a decade of fake FSD promises: Musk is claiming that “Optimus will beat top surgeons in 3 years”.

Can’t stop, won’t stop. #$TSLA #$TSLAQ

“Elon Musk calls medical school 'pointless,' says robots will beat any surgeon in 3 years — telling students to walk away”

finance.yahoo.com/sectors/heal...
Elon Musk calls medical school 'pointless,' says robots will beat any surgeon in 3 years — telling students to walk away
Medical experts, however, strongly disagree with Musk's claims.
finance.yahoo.com
July 28, 2026 at 3:33 PM
should we reduce everyone’s career as a political prognosticator to their worst take? probably not

is doing it to Nate extremely funny anyway, especially because his takes haven’t gotten any better? yes
September 28, 2025 at 6:08 PM
No way trump used the word prognosticator..
December 31, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Political prognosticator ≠ Leader ≠ Statesman
Schumer tells me Republicans might try to jam Democrats again in September, but thinks Trump will be less popular then and Republican appropriators might be more willing to stand up to him. He said they refused to do so now.
March 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Prognosticator
March 7, 2025 at 2:58 AM
This is a tempest prognosticator.

It predicts storms by using leeches.

This is absolute mad scientist levels of innovation and I'm here for it. Lol
June 9, 2025 at 1:08 PM
The only prognosticator less trustworthy than a bookie (Silver) is a bookie with a gambling habit.
October 8, 2024 at 12:08 AM
The Prognosticator Of The Century.
Yes she should. She very clearly foretold what would happen if he was elected and it has played out exactly as she said it would.
November 16, 2025 at 5:43 PM
And per @ritholtz.bsky.social , no forecast, no market prognosticator can predict what will happen when you put one single person in charge of everything and allow him to do whatever he wants. I am now referring to this as the One Fucking Guy Theory
April 17, 2025 at 11:58 AM
PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA (AP) — Punxsutawney Phil, beloved groundhog and preeminent winter prognosticator, shot dead by Kristi Noem
February 2, 2026 at 1:59 PM
people need to start taking me more seriously as a prognosticator
April 7, 2025 at 11:28 PM
February 19, 2026 at 12:13 AM
you can tell Musk is a terrible prognosticator about technology and the future because he says utterly meaningless things like "AI will exceed all human intelligence"

what does that mean? what is "intelligence"? how do you apples-to-apples different forms of it? he couldn't even begin to explain
July 24, 2026 at 2:57 PM
You prognosticator you
October 4, 2026 at 1:41 AM
At the 1851 Great Exhibition in Hyde Park, London, the latest in scientific innovation was presented.

I present to you:
George Merryweather's "TEMPEST PROGNOSTICATOR" which uses leeches to predict approaching storms.

12 leeches are arranged in pint bottles around the central pillar with a bell.
November 5, 2024 at 10:47 PM
In retrospect, where I am the world’s greatest political prognosticator, probably shouldn’t have spent so much time calling Trump’s tariffs a “sales tax” and more time calling it “economic suicide.”
March 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I am not a master prognosticator but this was so predictable I said it this morning.
From what I know about NYC cops, the probability that they planted the knife is also not zero.
September 16, 2024 at 11:23 PM
Wow, Nate Silver is, in addition to being a terrible election prognosticator, also a real dick.
November 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I have a documented history as a god-awful political prognosticator, but wouldn't corrupt piece of shit Cuomo and corrupt piece of shit Adams split the corrupt piece of shit vote, clearing the path for Mamdani?
Former Gov. Andrew Cuomo will remain the candidate of the "Fight and Deliver" party. But his primary campaign left many supporters disappointed: bit.ly/462NoB5
June 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
prognosticator
August 3, 2023 at 11:46 PM
KERNEN: Trump is really asking for a Fed chair who will have permanently lower rates

RUSS VOUGHT: No. The president has been a great prognosticator of where we should be with rates

KERNEN: If Trump was in office a couple years ago, you really think he would've said the Fed needs to raise rates?
July 11, 2025 at 12:52 PM
also you hardly need to be some prognosticator to know that Gorsuch, specifically, was going to ask this question. it's just rank incompetence not to have an answer ready.
Imagine going before the Supreme Court to attack birthright citizenship and being unable to say Native Americans are American citizens.

This was never about the Constitution. It’s about exclusion.
April 1, 2026 at 4:28 PM
If I were a political prognosticator, I'd put this at Tilt D. Not safely D. Not even lean D. It IS North Carolina. But Cooper has has possession in the second quarter.
#NCSen #NCPol
Roy Cooper is officially our Democratic nominee for U.S. Senate!

North Carolina is ready to send a trusted leader to Washington who will fight for working families, protect our freedoms, and deliver real results. On to November. 💙
March 4, 2026 at 2:26 AM