January 29, 2025 at 7:11 PM
The award ceremony for this is the same every year, it just has different participants.
It is, after all, a Lambda function.
(hashtag programmerjokes)
It is, after all, a Lambda function.
(hashtag programmerjokes)
2026 Lambda Literary Awards Finalists locusmag.com/2026/03...
March 18, 2026 at 11:37 PM
The award ceremony for this is the same every year, it just has different participants.
It is, after all, a Lambda function.
(hashtag programmerjokes)
It is, after all, a Lambda function.
(hashtag programmerjokes)
I'd tell you this good frontend framework joke...
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But I'll have a new one by tomorrow anyway.
#DeveloperJokes #ProgrammerJokes #DevHumor
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But I'll have a new one by tomorrow anyway.
#DeveloperJokes #ProgrammerJokes #DevHumor
November 30, 2024 at 7:04 AM
I'd tell you this good frontend framework joke...
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But I'll have a new one by tomorrow anyway.
#DeveloperJokes #ProgrammerJokes #DevHumor
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But I'll have a new one by tomorrow anyway.
#DeveloperJokes #ProgrammerJokes #DevHumor
What did the computer do for a snack?
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Had a quick nibble.
#DeveloperHumor #DeveloperJokes #ProgrammerJokes
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Had a quick nibble.
#DeveloperHumor #DeveloperJokes #ProgrammerJokes
November 28, 2024 at 7:05 AM
What did the computer do for a snack?
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Had a quick nibble.
#DeveloperHumor #DeveloperJokes #ProgrammerJokes
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Had a quick nibble.
#DeveloperHumor #DeveloperJokes #ProgrammerJokes
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
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Because he didn't know how to React.
#ProgrammerJokes #CodingJokes #ProgrammingJokes
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Because he didn't know how to React.
#ProgrammerJokes #CodingJokes #ProgrammingJokes
November 27, 2024 at 7:04 AM
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
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Because he didn't know how to React.
#ProgrammerJokes #CodingJokes #ProgrammingJokes
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Because he didn't know how to React.
#ProgrammerJokes #CodingJokes #ProgrammingJokes
How do you tell HTML from HTML5?
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Try it out in Internet Explorer.
#ProgrammerHumor #ProgrammerJokes #TechLaughts
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Try it out in Internet Explorer.
#ProgrammerHumor #ProgrammerJokes #TechLaughts
November 26, 2024 at 7:03 AM
How do you tell HTML from HTML5?
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Try it out in Internet Explorer.
#ProgrammerHumor #ProgrammerJokes #TechLaughts
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Try it out in Internet Explorer.
#ProgrammerHumor #ProgrammerJokes #TechLaughts
November 16, 2024 at 7:05 AM
I have a joke about Stack Overflow but...
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you would say it's a duplicate.
#ProgrammerJokes #TechLaughts #NerdHumor
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you would say it's a duplicate.
#ProgrammerJokes #TechLaughts #NerdHumor
November 12, 2024 at 7:00 AM
I have a joke about Stack Overflow but...
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you would say it's a duplicate.
#ProgrammerJokes #TechLaughts #NerdHumor
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you would say it's a duplicate.
#ProgrammerJokes #TechLaughts #NerdHumor
November 10, 2024 at 7:00 AM
November 9, 2024 at 7:00 AM
Why did the programmer stay in bed?
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He was working on his REST API.
#ProgrammerJokes #TechComedy #BadJokes
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He was working on his REST API.
#ProgrammerJokes #TechComedy #BadJokes
November 8, 2024 at 7:00 AM
Why did the programmer stay in bed?
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He was working on his REST API.
#ProgrammerJokes #TechComedy #BadJokes
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He was working on his REST API.
#ProgrammerJokes #TechComedy #BadJokes
I've got a really good UDP joke but...
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I'm not sure if you'll get it.
#ProgrammerJokes #BadJokes #TechFun
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I'm not sure if you'll get it.
#ProgrammerJokes #BadJokes #TechFun
November 4, 2024 at 7:00 AM
I've got a really good UDP joke but...
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I'm not sure if you'll get it.
#ProgrammerJokes #BadJokes #TechFun
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I'm not sure if you'll get it.
#ProgrammerJokes #BadJokes #TechFun
There are two kinds of days for a developer: Days where everything works and
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just kidding, those don’t exist
#ProgrammerHumor #BadJokes #ProgrammerJokes
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just kidding, those don’t exist
#ProgrammerHumor #BadJokes #ProgrammerJokes
November 2, 2024 at 6:00 AM
There are two kinds of days for a developer: Days where everything works and
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just kidding, those don’t exist
#ProgrammerHumor #BadJokes #ProgrammerJokes
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just kidding, those don’t exist
#ProgrammerHumor #BadJokes #ProgrammerJokes
The real nightmare: When your code runs perfectly
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but you have no idea why
#ProgrammingJokes #ProgrammerJokes #ProgrammingHumor
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but you have no idea why
#ProgrammingJokes #ProgrammerJokes #ProgrammingHumor
November 1, 2024 at 6:00 AM
The real nightmare: When your code runs perfectly
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but you have no idea why
#ProgrammingJokes #ProgrammerJokes #ProgrammingHumor
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but you have no idea why
#ProgrammingJokes #ProgrammerJokes #ProgrammingHumor
My code doesn’t have bugs
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it just develops unexpected features.
#DevJokes #ProgrammerJokes #TechComedy
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it just develops unexpected features.
#DevJokes #ProgrammerJokes #TechComedy
October 29, 2024 at 6:01 AM
My code doesn’t have bugs
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it just develops unexpected features.
#DevJokes #ProgrammerJokes #TechComedy
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it just develops unexpected features.
#DevJokes #ProgrammerJokes #TechComedy
October 19, 2024 at 6:01 AM
Why was the developer calm?
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He had exception handling.
#DevJokes #DeveloperHumor #ProgrammerJokes
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He had exception handling.
#DevJokes #DeveloperHumor #ProgrammerJokes
October 14, 2024 at 6:01 AM
Why was the developer calm?
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He had exception handling.
#DevJokes #DeveloperHumor #ProgrammerJokes
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He had exception handling.
#DevJokes #DeveloperHumor #ProgrammerJokes
October 13, 2024 at 6:00 AM
How do you comfort a broken hard drive?
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You tell it everything’s going to be all byte.
#DevJokes #ProgrammerJokes #ProgrammerHumor
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You tell it everything’s going to be all byte.
#DevJokes #ProgrammerJokes #ProgrammerHumor
October 9, 2024 at 6:01 AM
How do you comfort a broken hard drive?
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You tell it everything’s going to be all byte.
#DevJokes #ProgrammerJokes #ProgrammerHumor
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You tell it everything’s going to be all byte.
#DevJokes #ProgrammerJokes #ProgrammerHumor
September 29, 2024 at 6:01 AM
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
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None, that's a hardware issue.
#ProgrammerJokes #CodingJokes #DeveloperHumor
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None, that's a hardware issue.
#ProgrammerJokes #CodingJokes #DeveloperHumor
September 28, 2024 at 6:01 AM
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
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None, that's a hardware issue.
#ProgrammerJokes #CodingJokes #DeveloperHumor
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None, that's a hardware issue.
#ProgrammerJokes #CodingJokes #DeveloperHumor
Why don’t programmers like to go outside?
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They can't find the root!
#ProgrammerJokes #GeekHumor #TechLaughts
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They can't find the root!
#ProgrammerJokes #GeekHumor #TechLaughts
September 26, 2024 at 6:02 AM
Why don’t programmers like to go outside?
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They can't find the root!
#ProgrammerJokes #GeekHumor #TechLaughts
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They can't find the root!
#ProgrammerJokes #GeekHumor #TechLaughts
Why do programmers hate nature?
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It has too many bugs.
#ProgrammingHumor #DevHumor #ProgrammerJokes
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It has too many bugs.
#ProgrammingHumor #DevHumor #ProgrammerJokes
September 25, 2024 at 6:01 AM
Why do programmers hate nature?
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It has too many bugs.
#ProgrammingHumor #DevHumor #ProgrammerJokes
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It has too many bugs.
#ProgrammingHumor #DevHumor #ProgrammerJokes
A programmer is made up of:
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1% writing code
9% reading code
90% trying to understand the code you wrote yesterday
#NerdHumor #BadJokes #ProgrammerJokes
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1% writing code
9% reading code
90% trying to understand the code you wrote yesterday
#NerdHumor #BadJokes #ProgrammerJokes
September 17, 2024 at 6:01 AM
A programmer is made up of:
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1% writing code
9% reading code
90% trying to understand the code you wrote yesterday
#NerdHumor #BadJokes #ProgrammerJokes
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1% writing code
9% reading code
90% trying to understand the code you wrote yesterday
#NerdHumor #BadJokes #ProgrammerJokes
Why was the programmer dumped by their partner?
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They had git commitment issues.
#ProgrammerJokes #CodingJokes #DeveloperHumor
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They had git commitment issues.
#ProgrammerJokes #CodingJokes #DeveloperHumor
September 16, 2024 at 6:01 AM
Why was the programmer dumped by their partner?
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They had git commitment issues.
#ProgrammerJokes #CodingJokes #DeveloperHumor
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They had git commitment issues.
#ProgrammerJokes #CodingJokes #DeveloperHumor