October 23, 2026 at 11:46 PM
classic programming mistake, it's an off by one error
October 24, 2026 at 3:57 PM
classic programming mistake, it's an off by one error
PHP is the honey badgers of programming languages.
October 23, 2026 at 4:16 AM
PHP is the honey badgers of programming languages.
Having a fun time programming Skelly
October 24, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Having a fun time programming Skelly
programming note: i'll be on @connectwithjacob.bsky.social saturday morning at 10:35am ET to talk about the tommy of it all
October 23, 2026 at 6:20 PM
programming note: i'll be on @connectwithjacob.bsky.social saturday morning at 10:35am ET to talk about the tommy of it all
Graphics Programming weekly - Issue 459 - October 18th, 2026 www.jendrikillner.com/post/graphic...
October 23, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Graphics Programming weekly - Issue 459 - October 18th, 2026 www.jendrikillner.com/post/graphic...
All these dudes think that genetics is basically programming, a molehill-to-Tower-of-Babel scale difference.
One thing about all these techies fired up to gene-engineer dogs or their own offspring or other living commodities is that none of them know how a genome works
October 23, 2026 at 1:57 AM
All these dudes think that genetics is basically programming, a molehill-to-Tower-of-Babel scale difference.
My first programming was on punch cards.
October 24, 2026 at 8:35 AM
My first programming was on punch cards.
This is why I like programming video games
October 21, 2026 at 11:30 PM
This is why I like programming video games
Positively Half-assed Programming
October 21, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Positively Half-assed Programming
The security enhancements related to the PHP programming language and associated testing have been completed, and final checks are now underway.
We expect new logins to resume today. Thank you for your continued patience and understanding.
We expect new logins to resume today. Thank you for your continued patience and understanding.
October 22, 2026 at 10:59 AM
The security enhancements related to the PHP programming language and associated testing have been completed, and final checks are now underway.
We expect new logins to resume today. Thank you for your continued patience and understanding.
We expect new logins to resume today. Thank you for your continued patience and understanding.
Programming has always been weaving knots into tapestries.
October 23, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Programming has always been weaving knots into tapestries.
Picard programming tip: Don't be fooled. Machines have feelings.
October 21, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Picard programming tip: Don't be fooled. Machines have feelings.
Didn’t he write a programming language?
October 24, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Didn’t he write a programming language?
Governments around the world are rushing to implement safety measures after AI technology found 'severe' vulnerabilities in a key programming language called PHP. n.pr/3TTRS9v
Hacking attempts rise after flaws found in program affecting 70 percent of websites
Governments around the world are rushing to implement safety measures after AI technology found 'severe' vulnerabilities in a key programming language called PHP.
n.pr
October 23, 2026 at 9:48 AM
Governments around the world are rushing to implement safety measures after AI technology found 'severe' vulnerabilities in a key programming language called PHP. n.pr/3TTRS9v
tfw you're seeing someone reinventing "programming as theory building" and it's all "naur investiagion, naur right to speak!"
October 24, 2026 at 4:26 PM
tfw you're seeing someone reinventing "programming as theory building" and it's all "naur investiagion, naur right to speak!"
going to keep calling it HTML programming to annoy the the people who will very much get annoyed by reading "HTML programming"
October 23, 2026 at 1:56 PM
going to keep calling it HTML programming to annoy the the people who will very much get annoyed by reading "HTML programming"
US, allies warn of critical vulnerabilities in programming underlying 70% of the internet
politi.co/4icShf2
politi.co/4icShf2
US, allies warn of critical vulnerabilities in programming underlying 70% of the internet
politi.co/4icShf2
US, allies warn of critical vulnerabilities in programming underlying 70% of the internet
politi.co/4icShf2
www.politico.com
October 21, 2026 at 3:57 PM
US, allies warn of critical vulnerabilities in programming underlying 70% of the internet
politi.co/4icShf2
politi.co/4icShf2
The FBI's cyber division warned Wednesday about the discovery of two "critical vulnerabilities" in PHP, a widely used programming language that powers many websites and web applications.
Some websites go dark as operators address an AI-detected flaw in a web programming language
The FBI’s cyber division warned Wednesday about the discovery of two “critical vulnerabilities” in PHP, a widely used programming language that powers many websites and web applications.
bit.ly
October 21, 2026 at 11:00 PM
The FBI's cyber division warned Wednesday about the discovery of two "critical vulnerabilities" in PHP, a widely used programming language that powers many websites and web applications.
Long form programming. Short term lets. Swimming pool hygiene. Festivals. Waterproofing. Wikipedia vs The encyclopedia bloody britannia. Zoo standards. Animal welfare.
October 23, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Long form programming. Short term lets. Swimming pool hygiene. Festivals. Waterproofing. Wikipedia vs The encyclopedia bloody britannia. Zoo standards. Animal welfare.
Art is programming. Art programs you. You are what you eat. Consume normie shit, think normie thoughts.
Change your programming by engaging with Images outside of what you think you're supposed to like.
Change your programming by engaging with Images outside of what you think you're supposed to like.
While we're on the subject, have you noticed that most NSFW (who aren't themselves fat and/or Black) don't draw fat / Black characters.
What if we exerted pressure on them to fix their imaginations 😈
What if we exerted pressure on them to fix their imaginations 😈
October 24, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Art is programming. Art programs you. You are what you eat. Consume normie shit, think normie thoughts.
Change your programming by engaging with Images outside of what you think you're supposed to like.
Change your programming by engaging with Images outside of what you think you're supposed to like.
*very "Jeff Epstein, the financier" voice* Personal Home Page, the programming language?
October 22, 2026 at 1:00 PM
*very "Jeff Epstein, the financier" voice* Personal Home Page, the programming language?
Programming is art. Don't let any AI chud tell you otherwise.
October 18, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Programming is art. Don't let any AI chud tell you otherwise.
behold, the greatest hate-article about a programming language i have ever read bsky.app/profile/dori...
October 21, 2026 at 2:28 AM
behold, the greatest hate-article about a programming language i have ever read bsky.app/profile/dori...