#proteinmaxxing
the baby just ate an ant. she’s proteinmaxxing
December 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
The proteinmaxxing has gone too far. This is a dog's birthday treat, chipotle.
March 21, 2026 at 2:51 PM
“I’m proteinmaxxing by adding powder to some milk”
October 3, 2026 at 10:23 AM
You've heard of proteinmaxxing and posting on incel message boards, but have you considered majoring in English instead
April 3, 2026 at 4:00 PM
everyone wants to start "proteinmaxxing" in the mornings but don't wanna work for the protein,,,
September 8, 2026 at 4:14 PM
people are like "recession indicator" but what this is actually is a swing away from proteinmaxxing (fibermaxxing)
May 3, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Proteinmaxxing
September 13, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Hear me out. What if we skipped looksmaxxing, proteinmaxxing and moneymaxxing and started focusing on kindnessmaxxing, knowledgemaxxing, and charactermaxxing?
September 1, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet proteinmaxxing
March 3, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Less protein, more lifespan!
A comprehensive review of the merits of protein restriction for healthy aging
A flip from the proteinmaxxing craze
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July 31, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Dinner after gym, because I couldn't be arsed to cook:
- yoghurt
- watermelon
- stray Oreo
- handful of ketchup-flavored chips
- iced coffee

Proteinmaxxing is out. Raccoonmaxxing is in.
July 23, 2026 at 9:56 PM
So tired of proteinmaxxing and fibremaxxing. When will carbmaxxing become trendy again? When will we have some correlational studies that people who buy $10 gelato live longer?
August 20, 2026 at 6:32 PM
The only bean cake dessert I want to see involves red beans and is quite nice. This bean fudge business, on the other hand, is madness.

It’s a keto/proteinmaxxing thing now isn’t it?
October 2, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Why's everyone proteinmaxxing now
May 22, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Proteinmaxxing by having protein spaghetti with protein sauce and chicken breast for dinner.
June 5, 2026 at 12:30 AM
we're proteinmaxxing here in 1096 to massacemaxx the Jews!
August 31, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Proteinmaxxing summer
June 23, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Now I gotta start proteinmaxxing
January 23, 2026 at 11:24 PM
yes, the Tiresome Literature Boy could be exhausting at parties when he tried book mogging you while looking down his nose at you over his bottle of Vermont craft beer

but you could feel reasonably confident he wasn’t going to unhinge his jaw and attempt to devour you in the name of proteinmaxxing
August 4, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Proteinmaxxing on bugs.
September 11, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Enough about proteinmaxxing, I need people to buy some REAL deodorant and start aluminummaxxing this upcoming summer
March 19, 2026 at 4:31 PM
proteinmaxxing creates proteincels

proteincels create fibermaxxing

fibermaxxing creates fibercels

fibercels create proteinmaxxing
May 3, 2026 at 1:36 AM
this whole 'proteinmaxxing' thing has gotten out of hand.
September 28, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Proteinmaxxing
September 28, 2026 at 9:51 PM