Gallego pulls his Platner endorsement.
July 6, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Gallego pulls his Platner endorsement.
Washington Monument Collapses After Someone Pulls Loose Block
April 2, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Washington Monument Collapses After Someone Pulls Loose Block
Khanna pulls his Platner endorsement.
July 6, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Khanna pulls his Platner endorsement.
Trump Pulls U.S. Out Of House Hunters International
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March 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Trump Pulls U.S. Out Of House Hunters International
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“DeAaron Fox pulls up”
June 14, 2026 at 3:13 AM
“DeAaron Fox pulls up”
SILENCE SMITE!
Trump HUMILIATED When Media PULLS His Mic
SMITE!
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September 22, 2026 at 3:31 PM
SILENCE SMITE!
Trump Pulls U.S. Out Of House Hunters International https://theonion.com/trump-pulls-u-s-out-of-house-hunters-international/
January 8, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Trump Pulls U.S. Out Of House Hunters International https://theonion.com/trump-pulls-u-s-out-of-house-hunters-international/
*Pulls out huge eraser*
September 28, 2026 at 1:32 PM
*Pulls out huge eraser*
Hungover ‘Antiques Roadshow’ Expert Pulls Another Appraisal Out Of Her Ass https://theonion.com/hungover-antiques-roadshow-expert-pulls-another-appraisal-out-of-her-ass/
July 6, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Hungover ‘Antiques Roadshow’ Expert Pulls Another Appraisal Out Of Her Ass https://theonion.com/hungover-antiques-roadshow-expert-pulls-another-appraisal-out-of-her-ass/
May 6, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Habba pulls off the incredible feat of telling 6 lies in one sentence.
August 5, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Habba pulls off the incredible feat of telling 6 lies in one sentence.
DEADPOOL PULLS OUT POLYGON MAN???
June 29, 2026 at 2:23 AM
DEADPOOL PULLS OUT POLYGON MAN???
Packed Captain... (Good luck with your pulls)
September 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Packed Captain... (Good luck with your pulls)
The president committing treason out in the open still pulls a 35% supportive demographic. CRAZY.
August 18, 2026 at 10:07 AM
The president committing treason out in the open still pulls a 35% supportive demographic. CRAZY.
Me looking at my wife as the Amazon delivery van pulls up outside our house again.
August 5, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Me looking at my wife as the Amazon delivery van pulls up outside our house again.
Neo-Nazi Pulls Off Surprise Victory In Long-Held KKK District | Onion News Network
Neo-Nazi Pulls Off Surprise Victory In Long-Held KKK District | Onion News Network
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November 7, 2024 at 9:47 PM
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JEFFRIES: “we have no leverage”
SCHUMER: *pulls out a lime and limply waves it around*
BERNIE:
SCHUMER: *pulls out a lime and limply waves it around*
BERNIE:
February 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM
JEFFRIES: “we have no leverage”
SCHUMER: *pulls out a lime and limply waves it around*
BERNIE:
SCHUMER: *pulls out a lime and limply waves it around*
BERNIE:
The president committing treason out in the open still pulls a 35% supportive demographic. CRAZY.
August 18, 2026 at 1:59 AM
The president committing treason out in the open still pulls a 35% supportive demographic. CRAZY.