Sometimes the punchlines write themselves.
January 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Sometimes the punchlines write themselves.
Kevin Hart comparing jokes about George Floyd to the Tom Brady roast misses the point. Tom Brady willingly signed up to be roasted. George Floyd didn’t consent to becoming punchlines after being murdered.
May 26, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Kevin Hart comparing jokes about George Floyd to the Tom Brady roast misses the point. Tom Brady willingly signed up to be roasted. George Floyd didn’t consent to becoming punchlines after being murdered.
Ah ben c’est sûr les punchlines ça fonctionne tout de suite moins bien dans un tribunal
« Fichez-moi la paix ! » : bombardée de questions à son procès, Rachida Dati explose
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« Fichez-moi la paix ! » : bombardée de questions à son procès, Rachida Dati explose
Confrontée aux avocats de Renault lors du cinquième jour de son procès pour corruption, l’ancienne eurodéputée a été incapable de détailler les missions d’avocate qu’elle est supposée avoir effectuées pour la firme. Acculée, elle a violemment attaqué les parties civiles.
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September 25, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Ah ben c’est sûr les punchlines ça fonctionne tout de suite moins bien dans un tribunal
Trump is putting comedy writers out of work by writing all the punchlines himself.
November 15, 2024 at 2:24 PM
Trump is putting comedy writers out of work by writing all the punchlines himself.
The only comedy festival with more fireworks than punchlines
September 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
The only comedy festival with more fireworks than punchlines
dear non-black queer writers: stop writing your black characters as punchlines or props for your non black/white characters.
May 16, 2026 at 1:52 PM
dear non-black queer writers: stop writing your black characters as punchlines or props for your non black/white characters.
The head of FEMA joked about not knowing hurricane season had started. Americans work too damn hard and pay too much to be governed by clowns. When lives are at stake, we need serious leadership, not punchlines.
June 3, 2025 at 9:51 PM
The head of FEMA joked about not knowing hurricane season had started. Americans work too damn hard and pay too much to be governed by clowns. When lives are at stake, we need serious leadership, not punchlines.
Hey maybe we all agree we don't make vulnerable girls punchlines, even it's to make political points, huh?
November 16, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Hey maybe we all agree we don't make vulnerable girls punchlines, even it's to make political points, huh?
Watching SNL mock the administration’s Iran policy and realizing the punchlines are barely exaggerated.👇
March 15, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Watching SNL mock the administration’s Iran policy and realizing the punchlines are barely exaggerated.👇
Face au sexisme et à la grossophobie, les punchlines de Kate Winslet font clairement le poids ✨
December 25, 2024 at 9:55 AM
Face au sexisme et à la grossophobie, les punchlines de Kate Winslet font clairement le poids ✨
Trans women don't get "rep".
We get to be punchlines.
We get to be punchlines.
People: trans women get so much representation in media! They've had it too good for too long!
The rep: [do not google 'cordelia vinland saga']
The rep: [do not google 'cordelia vinland saga']
July 8, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Trans women don't get "rep".
We get to be punchlines.
We get to be punchlines.
Polish FM Sikorski is delivering punchlines at the UN Security Council
September 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Polish FM Sikorski is delivering punchlines at the UN Security Council
Cheeseheads and cheesecakes joined the punchlines and headlines on “Saturday Night Live,” and an enthusiastic audience got a mild scolding for slipping a swear word past the censors. Here’s an episode recap.
‘S.N.L.’: Trumpeting Tariffs and Predicting a ‘Great’ Depression
Cheeseheads and cheesecakes join the punchlines and headlines, and an enthusiastic audience gets a mild scolding for slipping past the censors. Temporarily.
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April 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Cheeseheads and cheesecakes joined the punchlines and headlines on “Saturday Night Live,” and an enthusiastic audience got a mild scolding for slipping a swear word past the censors. Here’s an episode recap.
I have come here to further my search for humanity. I will settle for punchlines and memes.
November 15, 2024 at 1:32 AM
I have come here to further my search for humanity. I will settle for punchlines and memes.
When whole populations and economic engines become punchlines because of social media brain
August 9, 2026 at 5:14 PM
When whole populations and economic engines become punchlines because of social media brain
This guy sucks at guessing punchlines
August 2, 2025 at 1:51 PM
This guy sucks at guessing punchlines
my punchlines contain multitudes
July 17, 2024 at 3:39 AM
my punchlines contain multitudes
I meant “punchiness” , not punchlines 🙄
Too early to say yet - I liked his punchlines about Russia but the silence about thugs in black on the streets here is agonising
September 25, 2026 at 6:44 AM
I meant “punchiness” , not punchlines 🙄
No one ever makes any jokes about Jonestown.
Then again, that's probably because the punchlines are way too long... 🤔
Then again, that's probably because the punchlines are way too long... 🤔
December 21, 2025 at 5:54 AM
No one ever makes any jokes about Jonestown.
Then again, that's probably because the punchlines are way too long... 🤔
Then again, that's probably because the punchlines are way too long... 🤔
Jokes are basically magic, so it may take years of rigorous study to understand their punchlines. 2/3
May 6, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Jokes are basically magic, so it may take years of rigorous study to understand their punchlines. 2/3
I don't need solutions to my problems, I need punchlines to my jokes.
July 3, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I don't need solutions to my problems, I need punchlines to my jokes.
Maggie Reed’s Extreme Makeover
Taxpayer Edition is a must see!
She is one of the best at “Turning Politics Into Punchlines”!!!!
Enjoy!
#SheShed
#MaggieReed
#PoliticalSatire
#PoliticalComedy
Taxpayer Edition is a must see!
She is one of the best at “Turning Politics Into Punchlines”!!!!
Enjoy!
#SheShed
#MaggieReed
#PoliticalSatire
#PoliticalComedy
May 25, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Maggie Reed’s Extreme Makeover
Taxpayer Edition is a must see!
She is one of the best at “Turning Politics Into Punchlines”!!!!
Enjoy!
#SheShed
#MaggieReed
#PoliticalSatire
#PoliticalComedy
Taxpayer Edition is a must see!
She is one of the best at “Turning Politics Into Punchlines”!!!!
Enjoy!
#SheShed
#MaggieReed
#PoliticalSatire
#PoliticalComedy
JOHN BOORMAN’s legendary LEE MARVIN story contains one of the best punchlines of all time.
September 28, 2026 at 11:37 AM
JOHN BOORMAN’s legendary LEE MARVIN story contains one of the best punchlines of all time.
This fucking idiot thinks he can stop us from laughing at him??? Well, bless his heart.
open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
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Still Laughing at Cankles McTacoTits
Dictators fear punchlines more than protests, so I'm sure as shit not gonna stop.
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September 20, 2025 at 1:36 PM
This fucking idiot thinks he can stop us from laughing at him??? Well, bless his heart.
open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
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The punchlines just write themselves.
May 14, 2025 at 10:37 AM
The punchlines just write themselves.