My only contribution to the fruit discourse is that blueberries are named wrong. Fucking purpleberries.
February 23, 2026 at 3:22 PM
My only contribution to the fruit discourse is that blueberries are named wrong. Fucking purpleberries.
But then we'd have to call blackberries "purpleberries" and blueberries "blandberries that nobody likes who's eaten actual blackcurrants".
August 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
But then we'd have to call blackberries "purpleberries" and blueberries "blandberries that nobody likes who's eaten actual blackcurrants".
October 26, 2025 at 10:08 AM
we all have that one friend who must get their hands on those healthy purpleberries... 🙄
May 31, 2026 at 2:07 AM
we all have that one friend who must get their hands on those healthy purpleberries... 🙄
I've got to get my hands on those healthy Purpleberries!
November 22, 2024 at 1:32 PM
I've got to get my hands on those healthy Purpleberries!
I MUST GET MY HANDS ON THOSE HEALTHY PURPLEBERRIES!
Bort.
Bort.
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I MUST GET MY HANDS ON THOSE HEALTHY PURPLEBERRIES!
Bort.
Bort.
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November 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Elderberry syrup or tea may improve cold and flu symptoms, but evidence that these products can #BoostImmunity or prevent viral illnesses is limited. #Elderberry #Kashmir #Flowers#ElderSyrup #PurpleBerries #cold #flu
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Day 287 of A Photo A Day for 2025
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#phonephotography
#photography
#CallicarpaAmericana
#gardencentre
#PurpleBerries
#berries
#bluesky
#BloomScrolling
#autumn2025
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#phonephotography
#photography
#CallicarpaAmericana
#gardencentre
#PurpleBerries
#berries
#bluesky
#BloomScrolling
#autumn2025
October 14, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Day 287 of A Photo A Day for 2025
287/365
#aphotoaday2025
#phonephotography
#photography
#CallicarpaAmericana
#gardencentre
#PurpleBerries
#berries
#bluesky
#BloomScrolling
#autumn2025
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#aphotoaday2025
#phonephotography
#photography
#CallicarpaAmericana
#gardencentre
#PurpleBerries
#berries
#bluesky
#BloomScrolling
#autumn2025
i have GOT to get my hands on those healthy purpleberries
April 9, 2026 at 12:31 AM
i have GOT to get my hands on those healthy purpleberries
The trick is you have to use the purple glass for the regular blue edition bc we refuse to acknowledge they should be called purpleberries for some reason
August 2, 2026 at 5:55 PM
The trick is you have to use the purple glass for the regular blue edition bc we refuse to acknowledge they should be called purpleberries for some reason
Beloved music man and Twitch heartthrob @spectrumbranch.com made a Marki meme last night. (Part 2)
May 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Beloved music man and Twitch heartthrob @spectrumbranch.com made a Marki meme last night. (Part 2)
Looks like candy on a stalk. #purpleberries #berries #naturephotography #gardenlife #botany #plantlove #macro #macrophotography #vibrant #colourful #smartphonephotography #photography
September 5, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Looks like candy on a stalk. #purpleberries #berries #naturephotography #gardenlife #botany #plantlove #macro #macrophotography #vibrant #colourful #smartphonephotography #photography
tastes like purpleberries!
September 1, 2026 at 8:12 PM
tastes like purpleberries!
Purpleberries sounds pretty fucking stupid and I hate it
October 17, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Purpleberries sounds pretty fucking stupid and I hate it
they really should have been named purpleberries
November 9, 2025 at 10:21 AM
they really should have been named purpleberries
They need to get their hands on those healthy purpleberries!
July 28, 2026 at 11:40 PM
They need to get their hands on those healthy purpleberries!
what about purpleberries
August 14, 2023 at 7:18 PM
what about purpleberries
ok but then why aren't they called PURPLEBERRIES?? we need to talk to mother nature about this
May 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
ok but then why aren't they called PURPLEBERRIES?? we need to talk to mother nature about this
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January 16, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Want a showstopper for your garden? 🌸 Growing beauty berry (Callicarpa americana) is easier than you think! #Garden #Gardening #Plants #Shrubs #BeautyBerry #BeautyBerries #CallicarpaAmericana #Purple #PurpleBerries #Landscape
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Random thought of the day:
If Blueberries were called Purpleberries, would people still think they’re coloured blue? 🤔
(Note, they aren’t blue)
If Blueberries were called Purpleberries, would people still think they’re coloured blue? 🤔
(Note, they aren’t blue)
November 24, 2024 at 4:00 AM
Random thought of the day:
If Blueberries were called Purpleberries, would people still think they’re coloured blue? 🤔
(Note, they aren’t blue)
If Blueberries were called Purpleberries, would people still think they’re coloured blue? 🤔
(Note, they aren’t blue)
They made the ink from blueberries, but didn’t want the peasants to find out. That’s why they’re called “blue” berries instead of purpleberries.
November 18, 2024 at 5:01 AM
They made the ink from blueberries, but didn’t want the peasants to find out. That’s why they’re called “blue” berries instead of purpleberries.
Purpleberry Crunch contributes to a complete breakfast! Now with 12% more crunch!
September 21, 2023 at 1:53 PM
Purpleberry Crunch contributes to a complete breakfast! Now with 12% more crunch!