Flu jab = received 👍
October 28, 2026 at 11:22 AM
Flu jab = received 👍
covid/flu vaccines hitting Jesus Christ 😵💫
October 28, 2026 at 11:43 AM
covid/flu vaccines hitting Jesus Christ 😵💫
Tail end of this flu will be the end of me
October 25, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Tail end of this flu will be the end of me
Got the flu while on vacation. But I’m back and back at it
October 27, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Got the flu while on vacation. But I’m back and back at it
voted and got my covid and flu shots today and now have entirely too many stickers
October 26, 2026 at 6:09 PM
voted and got my covid and flu shots today and now have entirely too many stickers
stomach flu :)))
October 27, 2026 at 1:56 AM
stomach flu :)))
David Cochrane on Trump's abysmal approval ratings: "That's polling at below pink eye and stomach flu levels of support."
October 27, 2026 at 11:03 PM
David Cochrane on Trump's abysmal approval ratings: "That's polling at below pink eye and stomach flu levels of support."
Y’all, get vaccinated- this flu has HANDS.
October 27, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Y’all, get vaccinated- this flu has HANDS.
Got my flu and COVID shots
October 27, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Got my flu and COVID shots
6/ Why does this matter? Bird flu is one thing that keeps epidemiologists up at night. Flu mutates quickly and can easily swap genes with other flu viruses, which could spark a pandemic. Slowly but surely, bird flu has been creeping up the chain toward a pandemic.
October 27, 2026 at 9:10 PM
6/ Why does this matter? Bird flu is one thing that keeps epidemiologists up at night. Flu mutates quickly and can easily swap genes with other flu viruses, which could spark a pandemic. Slowly but surely, bird flu has been creeping up the chain toward a pandemic.
Alberta’s Minister of Health/Hospitals wants Albertans to know that the government is building everything they can to manage the incoming flu season…
Except mention vaccines.
In fact, the last time she tweeted about vaccines?
Last year. But it was measles, not the flu.
Except mention vaccines.
In fact, the last time she tweeted about vaccines?
Last year. But it was measles, not the flu.
October 26, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Alberta’s Minister of Health/Hospitals wants Albertans to know that the government is building everything they can to manage the incoming flu season…
Except mention vaccines.
In fact, the last time she tweeted about vaccines?
Last year. But it was measles, not the flu.
Except mention vaccines.
In fact, the last time she tweeted about vaccines?
Last year. But it was measles, not the flu.
About this H5N1 mink farm in Utah. It is REALLY dangerous to let bird flu spread unchecked through mammals, esp minks. They have similar susceptibility & respiratory physiology as us. Flu can adapt to human hosts by adapting to mink respiratory tracts.
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The Party of Pandemics Wants Your Vote!
If you were hoping for transmissible bird flu, skyrocketing food prices, and/or a massive economic disaster, then vote Republican!
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October 27, 2026 at 12:39 AM
About this H5N1 mink farm in Utah. It is REALLY dangerous to let bird flu spread unchecked through mammals, esp minks. They have similar susceptibility & respiratory physiology as us. Flu can adapt to human hosts by adapting to mink respiratory tracts.
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Had my flu shot today 🩹
October 27, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Had my flu shot today 🩹
Free flu jab day.
October 27, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Free flu jab day.
now otw to get a flu shot, what should the third Adult Thing be
October 27, 2026 at 4:23 PM
now otw to get a flu shot, what should the third Adult Thing be
#Ontario offers free flu, COVID-19 shots for general public starting Monday-October 26, 2026
Residents 6 months and older can get vaccinated at pharmacies, public health units, doctors' offices
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Residents 6 months and older can get vaccinated at pharmacies, public health units, doctors' offices
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Ontario offers free flu, COVID-19 shots for general public starting Monday | CBC News
Free flu and COVID-19 shots will be available for all residents six months of age and older starting Monday, the Ontario government said.
www.cbc.ca
October 26, 2026 at 11:17 AM
#Ontario offers free flu, COVID-19 shots for general public starting Monday-October 26, 2026
Residents 6 months and older can get vaccinated at pharmacies, public health units, doctors' offices
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Residents 6 months and older can get vaccinated at pharmacies, public health units, doctors' offices
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
When this becomes an epidemic, we should call it "The Mink Flu," to hopefully deal a fatal P.R. blow to that whole industry.
Or Trump Flu.
Or Mormon Flu.
Or Utah Flu.
Or Fenn Flu.
Or MAGA Flu.
Or Trump Flu.
Or Mormon Flu.
Or Utah Flu.
Or Fenn Flu.
Or MAGA Flu.
October 24, 2026 at 4:54 PM
When this becomes an epidemic, we should call it "The Mink Flu," to hopefully deal a fatal P.R. blow to that whole industry.
Or Trump Flu.
Or Mormon Flu.
Or Utah Flu.
Or Fenn Flu.
Or MAGA Flu.
Or Trump Flu.
Or Mormon Flu.
Or Utah Flu.
Or Fenn Flu.
Or MAGA Flu.
Man, that flu shot wasn't worth shit this time
October 27, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Man, that flu shot wasn't worth shit this time
Once I get this flu jab, I'll be UNSTOPPABLE.
(to certain strains of flu)
(to certain strains of flu)
October 28, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Once I get this flu jab, I'll be UNSTOPPABLE.
(to certain strains of flu)
(to certain strains of flu)
✅ Flu vaccination
October 24, 2026 at 11:40 PM
✅ Flu vaccination
flu shot ✅
covid shot ✅
covid shot ✅
October 28, 2026 at 5:22 PM
flu shot ✅
covid shot ✅
covid shot ✅
9/ A half dozen flu experts had no shortage of adjectives to describe their disbelief at officials’ decisions to neither cull the mink nor monitor/test workers.
“Utah doesn’t want to be the epicenter of the next human flu outbreak, right?” a former Kansas epidemiologist said.
“Utah doesn’t want to be the epicenter of the next human flu outbreak, right?” a former Kansas epidemiologist said.
October 24, 2026 at 2:37 PM
9/ A half dozen flu experts had no shortage of adjectives to describe their disbelief at officials’ decisions to neither cull the mink nor monitor/test workers.
“Utah doesn’t want to be the epicenter of the next human flu outbreak, right?” a former Kansas epidemiologist said.
“Utah doesn’t want to be the epicenter of the next human flu outbreak, right?” a former Kansas epidemiologist said.
oh yeah buddy that's the flu
ruhroh I think I'm maybe coming down with the flu
October 27, 2026 at 9:17 PM
oh yeah buddy that's the flu
1/ Bird flu is one of the things that keeps epidemiologists up at night. Now, a report of bird flu spreading undetected on a Utah mink farm for months is raising serious questions about our surveillance systems. Here’s why it matters and what else we’re watching this fall. 🧵
October 27, 2026 at 9:10 PM
1/ Bird flu is one of the things that keeps epidemiologists up at night. Now, a report of bird flu spreading undetected on a Utah mink farm for months is raising serious questions about our surveillance systems. Here’s why it matters and what else we’re watching this fall. 🧵
Flu shot done got, hooray~
October 28, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Flu shot done got, hooray~