I wrote this haiku after speaking to my emotional support beaver:
The rich, cold crab trap
Failing like a round salute
Within a jackboot
#JohnMastodon has cast those pearls before you. Do with them what you will.
The rich, cold crab trap
Failing like a round salute
Within a jackboot
#JohnMastodon has cast those pearls before you. Do with them what you will.
October 1, 2026 at 11:37 AM
I wrote this haiku after speaking to my emotional support beaver:
The rich, cold crab trap
Failing like a round salute
Within a jackboot
#JohnMastodon has cast those pearls before you. Do with them what you will.
The rich, cold crab trap
Failing like a round salute
Within a jackboot
#JohnMastodon has cast those pearls before you. Do with them what you will.
#Beaver deceivers work in the same way... devices to stop their dams overtopping in sensitive locations. We must start calling them 'pythagoras' dams
October 1, 2026 at 6:15 AM
#Beaver deceivers work in the same way... devices to stop their dams overtopping in sensitive locations. We must start calling them 'pythagoras' dams
October 1, 2026 at 1:10 AM
The secret of the Pythagoras cup
[🎞️ creativelearning3d]
[🎞️ creativelearning3d]
October 1, 2026 at 12:24 AM
The secret of the Pythagoras cup
[🎞️ creativelearning3d]
[🎞️ creativelearning3d]
September 30, 2026 at 11:15 PM
シャリ夫がﾊﾟｲﾀｰｺﾞﾗｽが〜っていうから何のことかと思ったらピタゴラスのことだった。Pythagorasって綴りなのか。ピタゴラス？って聞いたら発音違いすぎて爆笑。
September 30, 2026 at 10:46 PM
シャリ夫がﾊﾟｲﾀｰｺﾞﾗｽが〜っていうから何のことかと思ったらピタゴラスのことだった。Pythagorasって綴りなのか。ピタゴラス？って聞いたら発音違いすぎて爆笑。
For me it's Einstein laying into Pythagoras about triangles.
September 30, 2026 at 8:06 PM
For me it's Einstein laying into Pythagoras about triangles.
It was short and sweet trivia type knowledge [imo]—
I did mot have to recall anything related to Pythagoras. —
I cannot remember what he did— but [i think] it had to do with triangles.
🙅🏽♀️
I did mot have to recall anything related to Pythagoras. —
I cannot remember what he did— but [i think] it had to do with triangles.
🙅🏽♀️
Kristen Wiig's Triangle Dance
Alt: Kristen Wiig's Triangle Dance
static.klipy.com
September 30, 2026 at 6:21 PM
It was short and sweet trivia type knowledge [imo]—
I did mot have to recall anything related to Pythagoras. —
I cannot remember what he did— but [i think] it had to do with triangles.
🙅🏽♀️
I did mot have to recall anything related to Pythagoras. —
I cannot remember what he did— but [i think] it had to do with triangles.
🙅🏽♀️
Using Pythagoras, 3ft X 2ft comes out to 43.2666 inches.
Spot on!
Spot on!
September 30, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Using Pythagoras, 3ft X 2ft comes out to 43.2666 inches.
Spot on!
Spot on!
This has been a spiritual awakening from the old one, Pythagoras. I live inside you. If you ever need strength, say my name. That's your name too, btw.
September 30, 2026 at 12:35 PM
This has been a spiritual awakening from the old one, Pythagoras. I live inside you. If you ever need strength, say my name. That's your name too, btw.
Much like how people get excited if they ever use Pythagoras in normal daily life, a friend excitedly messaged me that they used their rusty GCSE German to help a young tourist with no English book a hotel room!
Was this a time traveller? What German nowadays doesn't learn English at school?
Was this a time traveller? What German nowadays doesn't learn English at school?
September 30, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Much like how people get excited if they ever use Pythagoras in normal daily life, a friend excitedly messaged me that they used their rusty GCSE German to help a young tourist with no English book a hotel room!
Was this a time traveller? What German nowadays doesn't learn English at school?
Was this a time traveller? What German nowadays doesn't learn English at school?
Just got back from my annual physical. I scored top marks! I am the fittest tech CEO the world has ever known! Thanks to all the top people-mechanics at the John Mastodon Health Centre!
#JohnMastodon has spoken.
#JohnMastodon has spoken.
September 30, 2026 at 6:37 AM
Just got back from my annual physical. I scored top marks! I am the fittest tech CEO the world has ever known! Thanks to all the top people-mechanics at the John Mastodon Health Centre!
#JohnMastodon has spoken.
#JohnMastodon has spoken.
PWC 393's tasks are "Pythagoras Multiplied" and "Prime Steps". As much as I hate the band, when I saw "steps", I thought of Gimmie Three Steps by Lynyrd Skynyrd. Then I remembered three is a prime number.
sigh. Sometimes the songs pick themselves.
#PerlWeeklyChallenge #raku #perl #python #elixir
sigh. Sometimes the songs pick themselves.
#PerlWeeklyChallenge #raku #perl #python #elixir
Perl Weekly Challenge: The Water Fell on the Floor! | Packy’s Place
sigh. Sometimes the songs pick themselves.
packy.dardan.com
September 30, 2026 at 4:21 AM
PWC 393's tasks are "Pythagoras Multiplied" and "Prime Steps". As much as I hate the band, when I saw "steps", I thought of Gimmie Three Steps by Lynyrd Skynyrd. Then I remembered three is a prime number.
sigh. Sometimes the songs pick themselves.
#PerlWeeklyChallenge #raku #perl #python #elixir
sigh. Sometimes the songs pick themselves.
#PerlWeeklyChallenge #raku #perl #python #elixir
Perl Weekly Challenge: The Water Fell on the Floor!
Perl Weekly Challenge 393's tasks are "Pythagoras Multiplied" and "Prime Steps". As much as I hate the band, when I saw "steps", I thought of Gimmie Three Steps by Lynyrd Skynyrd. Then I remembered three is a prime number. sigh. Sometimes the […]
Perl Weekly Challenge 393's tasks are "Pythagoras Multiplied" and "Prime Steps". As much as I hate the band, when I saw "steps", I thought of Gimmie Three Steps by Lynyrd Skynyrd. Then I remembered three is a prime number. sigh. Sometimes the […]
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fosstodon.org
September 30, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Perl Weekly Challenge: The Water Fell on the Floor!
Perl Weekly Challenge 393's tasks are "Pythagoras Multiplied" and "Prime Steps". As much as I hate the band, when I saw "steps", I thought of Gimmie Three Steps by Lynyrd Skynyrd. Then I remembered three is a prime number. sigh. Sometimes the […]
Perl Weekly Challenge 393's tasks are "Pythagoras Multiplied" and "Prime Steps". As much as I hate the band, when I saw "steps", I thought of Gimmie Three Steps by Lynyrd Skynyrd. Then I remembered three is a prime number. sigh. Sometimes the […]
12 years of school.
You learned:
→ Photosynthesis
→ Pythagoras
→ The water cycle
→ How to dissect a frog
You were not taught:
→ What happens when a bank
approves your loan?
Then you signed one.
RM144
Read it yourself: debunkingthegreatestfinancialmythever.6circlesociety.eth.limo
You learned:
→ Photosynthesis
→ Pythagoras
→ The water cycle
→ How to dissect a frog
You were not taught:
→ What happens when a bank
approves your loan?
Then you signed one.
RM144
Read it yourself: debunkingthegreatestfinancialmythever.6circlesociety.eth.limo
The Greatest Financial Myth Ever — Unravelled
It is one sentence long. You were taught it before you were ten. 1,440,000 copies. No further allocation.
debunkingthegreatestfinancialmythever.6circlesociety.eth.limo
September 30, 2026 at 4:02 AM
12 years of school.
You learned:
→ Photosynthesis
→ Pythagoras
→ The water cycle
→ How to dissect a frog
You were not taught:
→ What happens when a bank
approves your loan?
Then you signed one.
RM144
Read it yourself: debunkingthegreatestfinancialmythever.6circlesociety.eth.limo
You learned:
→ Photosynthesis
→ Pythagoras
→ The water cycle
→ How to dissect a frog
You were not taught:
→ What happens when a bank
approves your loan?
Then you signed one.
RM144
Read it yourself: debunkingthegreatestfinancialmythever.6circlesociety.eth.limo
September 30, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Pythagoras: cat videos and veggie recipes.
September 29, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Pythagoras: cat videos and veggie recipes.
This morning I hiked to the summit of Mount Mastodon and wrote this haiku:
Next to the wanker
Crying like a universe
A wavy trumpet
These are the words of #JohnMastodon.
Next to the wanker
Crying like a universe
A wavy trumpet
These are the words of #JohnMastodon.
September 29, 2026 at 11:37 AM
This morning I hiked to the summit of Mount Mastodon and wrote this haiku:
Next to the wanker
Crying like a universe
A wavy trumpet
These are the words of #JohnMastodon.
Next to the wanker
Crying like a universe
A wavy trumpet
These are the words of #JohnMastodon.
read Hegel right now
Lectures on the History of Philosophy, Vol. 1: B. Pythagoras and the Pythagoreans
https://www.gutenberg.org/files/51635/51635-h/51635-h.htm#c194
Lectures on the History of Philosophy, Vol. 1: B. Pythagoras and the Pythagoreans
https://www.gutenberg.org/files/51635/51635-h/51635-h.htm#c194
September 28, 2026 at 10:00 PM
read Hegel right now
Lectures on the History of Philosophy, Vol. 1: B. Pythagoras and the Pythagoreans
https://www.gutenberg.org/files/51635/51635-h/51635-h.htm#c194
Lectures on the History of Philosophy, Vol. 1: B. Pythagoras and the Pythagoreans
https://www.gutenberg.org/files/51635/51635-h/51635-h.htm#c194
Wise Saying / Trump Saying
'A fool is known by his speech; and a wise man by silence.'
-Pythagoras
'Silence is a perfect time for me to speak; in fact, you talking is, too. So Shut Up!'
-Trump
'A fool is known by his speech; and a wise man by silence.'
-Pythagoras
'Silence is a perfect time for me to speak; in fact, you talking is, too. So Shut Up!'
-Trump
September 28, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Wise Saying / Trump Saying
'A fool is known by his speech; and a wise man by silence.'
-Pythagoras
'Silence is a perfect time for me to speak; in fact, you talking is, too. So Shut Up!'
-Trump
'A fool is known by his speech; and a wise man by silence.'
-Pythagoras
'Silence is a perfect time for me to speak; in fact, you talking is, too. So Shut Up!'
-Trump
I wrote this haiku after speaking to my emotional support boar:
A curvy promise
Growing slowly friendlier
Inside a podcast
#JohnMastodon has spoken.
A curvy promise
Growing slowly friendlier
Inside a podcast
#JohnMastodon has spoken.
September 28, 2026 at 8:37 PM
I wrote this haiku after speaking to my emotional support boar:
A curvy promise
Growing slowly friendlier
Inside a podcast
#JohnMastodon has spoken.
A curvy promise
Growing slowly friendlier
Inside a podcast
#JohnMastodon has spoken.
Gerard de Nerval trans. Peter Jay
September 28, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Gerard de Nerval trans. Peter Jay
Ik was net buitensporig geïrriteerd omdat ik de stelling van Pythagoras niet meer wist. Mijn brein liep echt vast. Nu lig ik te rillen onder een deken en dat betekent steevast dutjestijd. Misschien dus een beetje onterecht boos op mijn brein 😅 Eerst maar eens slapen dus 😴🥱
September 28, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Ik was net buitensporig geïrriteerd omdat ik de stelling van Pythagoras niet meer wist. Mijn brein liep echt vast. Nu lig ik te rillen onder een deken en dat betekent steevast dutjestijd. Misschien dus een beetje onterecht boos op mijn brein 😅 Eerst maar eens slapen dus 😴🥱
Lo strappo nel cielo di carta: al Pythagoras si studia come “uscire dal mondo”
https://cn24tv.it/news/lo-strappo-nel-cielo-di-carta-al-pythagoras-si-studia-come-uscire-dal-mondo/
https://cn24tv.it/news/lo-strappo-nel-cielo-di-carta-al-pythagoras-si-studia-come-uscire-dal-mondo/
September 28, 2026 at 8:35 AM
Lo strappo nel cielo di carta: al Pythagoras si studia come “uscire dal mondo”
https://cn24tv.it/news/lo-strappo-nel-cielo-di-carta-al-pythagoras-si-studia-come-uscire-dal-mondo/
https://cn24tv.it/news/lo-strappo-nel-cielo-di-carta-al-pythagoras-si-studia-come-uscire-dal-mondo/
Why do we not just give the city of Watauga to a professor?
#JohnMastodon has spoken.
#JohnMastodon has spoken.
September 28, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Why do we not just give the city of Watauga to a professor?
#JohnMastodon has spoken.
#JohnMastodon has spoken.