Finally...the good part of youtube
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December 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Finally...the good part of youtube
I believe the Hamilton quote goes something like this: “Our poorest citizens, our farmers, live ration to ration, while Wall Street (Musk) robs ’em blind in search of chips to cash in.”
February 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I believe the Hamilton quote goes something like this: “Our poorest citizens, our farmers, live ration to ration, while Wall Street (Musk) robs ’em blind in search of chips to cash in.”
A BATTLE, A BIG EPIC BATTLE, NEO VS RATION...
October 9, 2025 at 1:01 AM
A BATTLE, A BIG EPIC BATTLE, NEO VS RATION...
“Our farmers and public servants live ration to ration, as Trump robs em blind in search of chips to cash in.”
October 22, 2025 at 1:47 PM
“Our farmers and public servants live ration to ration, as Trump robs em blind in search of chips to cash in.”
Did you know...?
Crows have the largest brain to body ratio of any bird. Their brain to body ration is even bigger than humans.
#wildlifephotography
Crows have the largest brain to body ratio of any bird. Their brain to body ration is even bigger than humans.
#wildlifephotography
November 17, 2024 at 2:51 PM
Did you know...?
Crows have the largest brain to body ratio of any bird. Their brain to body ration is even bigger than humans.
#wildlifephotography
Crows have the largest brain to body ratio of any bird. Their brain to body ration is even bigger than humans.
#wildlifephotography
I love you Canada and I will ration my Labatt Blue Light with a full heart.
February 2, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I love you Canada and I will ration my Labatt Blue Light with a full heart.
Enjoy your MAHA-approved affordable dinner during the Golden Age. It’s your patriotic duty to ration and fight inflation for Dear Leader. The nation is counting on you.
January 16, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Enjoy your MAHA-approved affordable dinner during the Golden Age. It’s your patriotic duty to ration and fight inflation for Dear Leader. The nation is counting on you.
Russia: The State Duma proposed to bring back Soviet-style food ration cards nationwide.
Residents in far east Kamchatka already receive ration cards they can exchange for fish, and Kaliningrad will start issuing ration cards to pensioners in 2025.
Residents in far east Kamchatka already receive ration cards they can exchange for fish, and Kaliningrad will start issuing ration cards to pensioners in 2025.
December 16, 2024 at 6:56 AM
Russia: The State Duma proposed to bring back Soviet-style food ration cards nationwide.
Residents in far east Kamchatka already receive ration cards they can exchange for fish, and Kaliningrad will start issuing ration cards to pensioners in 2025.
Residents in far east Kamchatka already receive ration cards they can exchange for fish, and Kaliningrad will start issuing ration cards to pensioners in 2025.
The “but they ration it” argument always makes me see red. We also ration healthcare! We ration it by who can afford it.
December 12, 2024 at 3:34 PM
The “but they ration it” argument always makes me see red. We also ration healthcare! We ration it by who can afford it.
Maybe it can be called “ration day” for short
April 2, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Maybe it can be called “ration day” for short
There will be demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grams a week.
Brooke Rollins: "We've run over 1,000 simulations. It can cost around $3 a meal for a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, corn tortilla, and one other thing. So there is a way to do this that actually will save the average American consumer money."
January 14, 2026 at 9:47 PM
There will be demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grams a week.
Emergency hunter ration
March 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Emergency hunter ration
Making the D Ration from World War 2
July 18, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Making the D Ration from World War 2
I ration my uses of “Orwellian” but I’m only flesh and blood
June 21, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I ration my uses of “Orwellian” but I’m only flesh and blood
standing in line for my daily allotted ration of 640kb of RAM
March 19, 2026 at 7:58 AM
standing in line for my daily allotted ration of 640kb of RAM
I’ve decided to stop reposting jokes that are funnier than mine due to the Like ration
March 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I’ve decided to stop reposting jokes that are funnier than mine due to the Like ration
Chocolate ration increased to 20g per individual.
Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays:
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
November 18, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Chocolate ration increased to 20g per individual.
Judge Bread is giving you your state mandated ration
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May 11, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Judge Bread is giving you your state mandated ration
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Worse. Mamdani is going to *ration* gender at the big government bodegas.
Mamdani is going to sell GENDER at the communism shop ("bodega").
June 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Worse. Mamdani is going to *ration* gender at the big government bodegas.
"It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grams a week."
SCALISE: We've delivered. Remember that 2 years ago, we were paying almost $6 a gallon. Right now it's in the $3s
KERNEN: When were we paying $6?
SCALISE: 2.5 years ago
K: That's not right
S: We are lowering inflation
K: We're actually above where we were then. 2 years ago the average was $3.65
KERNEN: When were we paying $6?
SCALISE: 2.5 years ago
K: That's not right
S: We are lowering inflation
K: We're actually above where we were then. 2 years ago the average was $3.65
May 7, 2026 at 4:14 PM
"It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grams a week."
AOC: A genocide in Gaza committed with American bombs and financed by our American dollars, while our kids here at home have to ration their inhalers because politicians tell us that healthcare is too expensive.
July 18, 2026 at 10:24 PM
AOC: A genocide in Gaza committed with American bombs and financed by our American dollars, while our kids here at home have to ration their inhalers because politicians tell us that healthcare is too expensive.
Warnock: They are busy attacking ordinary people. They don’t understand what it’s like to ration your prescription drugs or what it’s like to try to figure out how to afford groceries. In the words of that prophet who just spoke at The Super Bowl: They not like us
March 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Warnock: They are busy attacking ordinary people. They don’t understand what it’s like to ration your prescription drugs or what it’s like to try to figure out how to afford groceries. In the words of that prophet who just spoke at The Super Bowl: They not like us
(not getting likes because my posts are bad) there must be a Like ration
I’ve decided to stop reposting jokes that are funnier than mine due to the Like ration
March 7, 2025 at 6:41 PM
(not getting likes because my posts are bad) there must be a Like ration
having to limit sugar intake now sucks ass I have to ration my fruit juice like how people drink whiskey
October 18, 2024 at 8:20 PM
having to limit sugar intake now sucks ass I have to ration my fruit juice like how people drink whiskey