Les robots humanoïdes au CES 2026 c'est quand même très haut dans mon classement des paralysies du sommeil
Mon préféré c'est David, le robot macroniste qui ressemble à Michael Vendetta et qui a l'air de vendre des formations crypto
Mon préféré c'est David, le robot macroniste qui ressemble à Michael Vendetta et qui a l'air de vendre des formations crypto
January 12, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Les robots humanoïdes au CES 2026 c'est quand même très haut dans mon classement des paralysies du sommeil
Mon préféré c'est David, le robot macroniste qui ressemble à Michael Vendetta et qui a l'air de vendre des formations crypto
Mon préféré c'est David, le robot macroniste qui ressemble à Michael Vendetta et qui a l'air de vendre des formations crypto
AI company Realbotix is piloting STEM robots for rural schools.
A New York school district is testing robot teachers
AI company Realbotix is piloting STEM robots for rural schools.
bit.ly
July 15, 2026 at 8:10 PM
AI company Realbotix is piloting STEM robots for rural schools.
Clarification: Realbotix/RealDoll connection runs deeper than I laid out. Realbotix wasn't invented by the crypto company that eventually owned it, it was already the name of RealDoll creator Matt McMullen's in-house robotics team, the one that built the AI sex robot Harmony back in 2015-2017. A/1
July 16, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Clarification: Realbotix/RealDoll connection runs deeper than I laid out. Realbotix wasn't invented by the crypto company that eventually owned it, it was already the name of RealDoll creator Matt McMullen's in-house robotics team, the one that built the AI sex robot Harmony back in 2015-2017. A/1
As a robotics researcher, learning scientist, and author who has followed Realbotix for years, I'm compelled to do a Bluesky thread on this whole pivot that Realbotix is now trying, turning from humanoid sex robots to classroom "education" robots. Buckle up. nysfocus.com/2026/07/14/n... 🧵
Rural NY School To Launch Humanoid Robot Teacher
Plans to deploy a "lifelike" robot and avatar teaching assistant at Salamanca High School have sparked debate over the role of technology in schools.
nysfocus.com
July 15, 2026 at 11:08 PM
As a robotics researcher, learning scientist, and author who has followed Realbotix for years, I'm compelled to do a Bluesky thread on this whole pivot that Realbotix is now trying, turning from humanoid sex robots to classroom "education" robots. Buckle up. nysfocus.com/2026/07/14/n... 🧵
listening attentively to the story about your boss
July 16, 2026 at 5:51 PM
listening attentively to the story about your boss
We are in the worst timeline, chat
New York school district is testing lifelike robot teachers
AI company Realbotix is piloting STEM robots for rural schools.
mashable.com
July 16, 2026 at 7:35 PM
We are in the worst timeline, chat
Now, Realbotix. I've been researching this company for years. It didn't start in education. It started as Tokens.com, a crypto/metaverse company, then acquired RealDoll's parent company. RealDoll has spent decades building hyperrealistic sex dolls and sex robots. 5/
July 15, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Now, Realbotix. I've been researching this company for years. It didn't start in education. It started as Tokens.com, a crypto/metaverse company, then acquired RealDoll's parent company. RealDoll has spent decades building hyperrealistic sex dolls and sex robots. 5/
Turn it all off. Cut the cables under the ocean. Power down the DNS servers. Society just needs a reset.
July 25, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Turn it all off. Cut the cables under the ocean. Power down the DNS servers. Society just needs a reset.
What AI company Realbotix is actually doing is some obviously fake bower bird shit that is meant to attract the attention of an idiot VC firm who buys the company off of them and lets them retire at the age of 32
AI company Realbotix is piloting STEM robots for rural schools.
A New York school district is testing robot teachers
AI company Realbotix is piloting STEM robots for rural schools.
bit.ly
July 15, 2026 at 11:35 PM
What AI company Realbotix is actually doing is some obviously fake bower bird shit that is meant to attract the attention of an idiot VC firm who buys the company off of them and lets them retire at the age of 32
Honestly fuck realbotix
July 16, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Honestly fuck realbotix
Look at how Sally is described: "lifelike appearance," silicone skin, long brown hair, an adult woman's likeness. That's not a neutral pedagogical choice. That's the same narrow, hyperfeminine embodiment template Realbotix has been refining for its companion products, repurposed for kids. 8/
July 15, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Look at how Sally is described: "lifelike appearance," silicone skin, long brown hair, an adult woman's likeness. That's not a neutral pedagogical choice. That's the same narrow, hyperfeminine embodiment template Realbotix has been refining for its companion products, repurposed for kids. 8/
Clarification on the RealDoll connection: Realbotix acquired Simulacra, RealDoll's parent company, in 2024. Commonly owned. A spokesperson says the two share no employees, payroll, or tech now, with a formal split expected by September. I'd argue shared design DNA outlasts an org chart. 6/
July 15, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Clarification on the RealDoll connection: Realbotix acquired Simulacra, RealDoll's parent company, in 2024. Commonly owned. A spokesperson says the two share no employees, payroll, or tech now, with a formal split expected by September. I'd argue shared design DNA outlasts an org chart. 6/
Then there's surveillance. Students log in with an ID code so the robot can pull up their "learning data" & past conversations. The district says the system is closed and not internet-connected, and that Realbotix won't get PII. Fine. But data is still being generated, stored, and used somewhere.10/
July 15, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Then there's surveillance. Students log in with an ID code so the robot can pull up their "learning data" & past conversations. The district says the system is closed and not internet-connected, and that Realbotix won't get PII. Fine. But data is still being generated, stored, and used somewhere.10/
“Realbotix, formerly known as Tokens.com, rebranded after acquiring the hyperrealistic sex doll company RealDoll in 2024.”
If you were wondering why the robot looked familiar.
If you were wondering why the robot looked familiar.
AI company Realbotix is piloting STEM robots for rural schools.
A New York school district is testing robot teachers
AI company Realbotix is piloting STEM robots for rural schools.
bit.ly
July 16, 2026 at 2:37 AM
“Realbotix, formerly known as Tokens.com, rebranded after acquiring the hyperrealistic sex doll company RealDoll in 2024.”
If you were wondering why the robot looked familiar.
If you were wondering why the robot looked familiar.
Hahaha omg I wasn’t wrong 😆
July 25, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Hahaha omg I wasn’t wrong 😆
it’s a bit. it has to be a bit. super dry and incredibly expensive but come on. come on, guys. really look at yourselves omg seriously though. youtu.be/2HQ84TVcbMw?...
Meet the Realbotix Robots: Less Robot, More Human
YouTube video by CNET
youtu.be
January 11, 2025 at 1:27 PM
it’s a bit. it has to be a bit. super dry and incredibly expensive but come on. come on, guys. really look at yourselves omg seriously though. youtu.be/2HQ84TVcbMw?...
In 2024, Tokens.com, a Toronto crypto company best known for buying virtual land in the metaverse for $2.4M, acquired McMullen's company Simulacra, RealDoll's parent, for $16.7M. The merged company took the Realbotix name. Same team, same skin tech, same guy behind Harmony sex robot concept. A/2
July 16, 2026 at 12:24 AM
In 2024, Tokens.com, a Toronto crypto company best known for buying virtual land in the metaverse for $2.4M, acquired McMullen's company Simulacra, RealDoll's parent, for $16.7M. The merged company took the Realbotix name. Same team, same skin tech, same guy behind Harmony sex robot concept. A/2
"Realbotix, formerly known as Tokens.com, rebranded after acquiring the hyperrealistic sex doll company RealDoll in 2024."
Cool, cool, cool.
Cool, cool, cool.
AI company Realbotix is piloting STEM robots for rural schools.
A New York school district is testing robot teachers
AI company Realbotix is piloting STEM robots for rural schools.
bit.ly
July 15, 2026 at 10:25 PM
"Realbotix, formerly known as Tokens.com, rebranded after acquiring the hyperrealistic sex doll company RealDoll in 2024."
Cool, cool, cool.
Cool, cool, cool.
And here I am with a job like a sucker
July 26, 2026 at 1:28 AM
And here I am with a job like a sucker
From the company's site. They're a bunch of obvious creeps marketing to other creeps.
www.realbotix.com/about
www.realbotix.com/about
January 11, 2025 at 10:24 AM
From the company's site. They're a bunch of obvious creeps marketing to other creeps.
www.realbotix.com/about
www.realbotix.com/about
On Realbotix public appearance late May.
Source: x.com/AndrewKiguel...
Source: x.com/AndrewKiguel...
June 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
On Realbotix public appearance late May.
Source: x.com/AndrewKiguel...
Source: x.com/AndrewKiguel...
Realbotix made Bianca from Lars and the Real Girl… @milesofgray.bsky.social @jackob1.bsky.social @katiegoldin.bsky.social
February 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Realbotix made Bianca from Lars and the Real Girl… @milesofgray.bsky.social @jackob1.bsky.social @katiegoldin.bsky.social
"hello, realbotix? yeah, i've come into possession of some data..."
September 23, 2026 at 10:18 PM
"hello, realbotix? yeah, i've come into possession of some data..."
