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An article titled "why is my timeline all trans women? Asks 'man' who's about to realize why"
October 31, 2026 at 7:41 PM
guilewinquote.bsky.social
Update: did not realize they drew Guile's nipples
October 31, 2026 at 5:06 PM
cwebbonline.com
This is wild to say just days before an election. Maybe Trump doesn’t realize he’s saying this stupid shit out loud.
#BlueWaveIn3Days
October 31, 2026 at 10:28 PM
ladyemily.nebula.tv
Oh dang I didn’t realize Leonard Nimoy directed movies
Photo of TV. Text says “DIRECTED BY LEONARD NIMOY”
November 2, 2026 at 6:30 AM
sanguine-sophie.bsky.social
I am deathly attracted to girls who are too stupid to realize they're being manipulated for sex reasons
November 2, 2026 at 5:16 AM
derekhill.bsky.social
joker says " CHILDHOOD IS WHEN YOU IDOLIZE BATMAN, ADULTHOOD IS WHEN YOU REALIZE THAT THE JOKER MAKES MORE SENSE."
November 2, 2026 at 4:07 AM
diedrichbader.bsky.social
I realize this is serious but also, come on
I can’t stop laughing
October 29, 2026 at 8:58 PM
mary1kathy.bsky.social
Doesn’t he realize his boss is Donald Trump?! 🤨
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3d
Mike Rogers: "When you sign up for a government job, you cannot use it for your own financial gain"
October 30, 2026 at 6:48 PM
kimkelly.bsky.social
I realize I am biased by virtue of dating the most beautiful man in the world but like, girl…
November 1, 2026 at 8:13 PM
nycjayjay.bsky.social
Wonder when Trump will realize this. Maybe never?
October 31, 2026 at 12:29 AM
ikiruined.bsky.social
Oh I didn’t realize Audrey was EVIL-evil
October 31, 2026 at 10:41 PM
rebeccasolnit.bsky.social
Let us realize Elon's greatest fears (and laugh at his pretence he cares about democracy).
maxberger.bsky.social Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 3d
Elon's biggest fear is that Democrats will unrig the political system when they take power.

I've never heard a better argument for why Democrats should unrig the political system when they take power.
October 30, 2026 at 5:48 PM
raddums.bsky.social
be me
realize I'm a salamander
:3
November 2, 2026 at 9:28 PM
gbbranstetter.bsky.social
I say this in a good way. Realize it could be ambiguous lol
November 2, 2026 at 1:58 PM
madkatsmum1.bsky.social
Does she realize she endorsed Rogers today?
November 2, 2026 at 2:19 AM
richxatxsin.bsky.social
Oh shiet I already lost NNN didn’t realize November started yesterday oopsie
November 2, 2026 at 3:22 PM
diplomatofnight.com
People need to realize how rampant this Islamophobia is and start acting like it matters
October 30, 2026 at 6:02 PM
mtsw.bsky.social
oh my bad i didnt realize it was the *number 1* fascist tech podcast. that's different
October 30, 2026 at 11:22 PM
alice.averlong.com
yeah I didn't realize the Episcopalians were Anglicans. huh.
November 1, 2026 at 9:51 PM
ziggybull.bsky.social
"The prequels explain my RW politics!"
-guy who didn't realize he was actually Kylo Ren.
October 31, 2026 at 4:21 PM
coachfinstock.bsky.social
I love how she doesn't realize she's a them in their eyes. A useful them but a them nonetheless.
razzball.bsky.social Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 1h
Jack Nicholson nodding yes
Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok "My name is Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed. That name is just as American as Mike or Donald or whatever JD stands for." He’s mocking us
November 2, 2026 at 9:54 PM
elfprince13.mumak.app
When you slowly realize 90%+ of your social circle are ADHD or ASD we call that neuroconvergence
November 1, 2026 at 12:48 PM
patriciataxxon.bsky.social
at some point wandering the halls of bfc u realize that damn these kids probably have jobs
November 1, 2026 at 6:41 PM
radleybalko.bsky.social
I didn't realize Jacobin was also on the "more cops" bandwagon. Which is somehow both incredible and not surprising.
equalityalec.bsky.social alec karakatsanis @equalityalec.bsky.social · 2d
THREAD. Every single time you see Democrats, Jacobin Magazine, Malcolm Gladwell, or a non-profit organization telling you to support existing levels of policing and police budgets, understand this is what they want you to support:
But a quieter kind of surge was spreading across the country at the same time. In September 2025, ICE announced new incentives for a partnership program known as 287(g). The program’s most aggressive form, the so-called task force model, which Ingram opted in to, enlists local police officers as deputy immigration agents, and the new incentives included a $100,000 vehicle stipend, a $7,500 equipment stipend for every participating officer, quarterly performance bonuses and funding to help cover officer salaries and overtime. “By joining forces with ICE,” the announcement read, “you’re not just gaining access to these unprecedented reimbursement opportunities — you’re becoming part of a national effort to ensure the safety of every American family.” Alexander completed an online course with ICE a few weeks after the baptism party, qualifying him for time-and-a-half pay whenever he helped the agency pick up immigrants. Here in the Texas Hill Country, he soon became the local face of the national crackdown.
October 31, 2026 at 6:33 PM