Nearly all Cybertrucks have been recalled because Tesla used the wrong glue.
March 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Nearly all Cybertrucks have been recalled because Tesla used the wrong glue.
Remember:
When Tylenol was poisoned *by an outsider* and killed people, the company recalled all their products & redesigned them.
When Intel’s Pentium had a bug so obscure it affected 1 in _9 billion_ long division calculations, they recalled their chips.
ChatGPT was made deadly *by its team*.
When Tylenol was poisoned *by an outsider* and killed people, the company recalled all their products & redesigned them.
When Intel’s Pentium had a bug so obscure it affected 1 in _9 billion_ long division calculations, they recalled their chips.
ChatGPT was made deadly *by its team*.
i don’t see how any of the benefits of chatgpt and other consumer-facing LLMs can possibly outweigh their incredible ability to induce suicides
Adam Raine’s life hurtled toward tragedy soon after he began talking with ChatGPT about homework. Analysis of his ChatGPT account shows how the chatbot became a confidant as he planned to end his life.
December 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Remember:
When Tylenol was poisoned *by an outsider* and killed people, the company recalled all their products & redesigned them.
When Intel’s Pentium had a bug so obscure it affected 1 in _9 billion_ long division calculations, they recalled their chips.
ChatGPT was made deadly *by its team*.
When Tylenol was poisoned *by an outsider* and killed people, the company recalled all their products & redesigned them.
When Intel’s Pentium had a bug so obscure it affected 1 in _9 billion_ long division calculations, they recalled their chips.
ChatGPT was made deadly *by its team*.
So far the only vegetable that hasn't been recalled is Mitch
August 21, 2026 at 5:13 PM
So far the only vegetable that hasn't been recalled is Mitch
My local supermarket has organized foods by "Not yet recalled" and "Recalled"
September 23, 2026 at 6:25 PM
My local supermarket has organized foods by "Not yet recalled" and "Recalled"
Deregulation is going great.
Outshine Frozen Fruit Bars Recalled Over Glass Contamination Concern (Gift Article)
The parent company, Dreyer’s Grand Ice Cream, voluntarily recalled five flavors nationwide. No injuries linked to the recalled products have been reported.
www.nytimes.com
August 19, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Deregulation is going great.
Have we ever seen so much food recalled for being contaminated? No. The answer is no.
July 24, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Have we ever seen so much food recalled for being contaminated? No. The answer is no.
Baby Can Already Tell Crib He’s In Going To Be Recalled https://theonion.com/baby-can-already-tell-crib-he-s-in-going-to-be-recalled-1819575320/
July 13, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Baby Can Already Tell Crib He’s In Going To Be Recalled https://theonion.com/baby-can-already-tell-crib-he-s-in-going-to-be-recalled-1819575320/
cybertrucks should have been recalled over how fucking ugly they are
March 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
cybertrucks should have been recalled over how fucking ugly they are
yeah i just recalled every cybertruck
i recalled that they all look like shit
i recalled that they all look like shit
March 20, 2025 at 3:22 PM
yeah i just recalled every cybertruck
i recalled that they all look like shit
i recalled that they all look like shit
Any dem who doesn't think @schumer.senate.gov should be recalled. Should also be recalled!
March 15, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Any dem who doesn't think @schumer.senate.gov should be recalled. Should also be recalled!
Cybertruck Already Recalled in Fortnite
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Cybertruck Already Recalled in Fortnite
CARY, N.C. — After players reported multiple issues when attempting to use the vehicle, the Tesla Cybertruck has been recalled in Fortnite after barely a…
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July 24, 2024 at 1:56 PM
Cybertruck Already Recalled in Fortnite
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Moments before he was ripped to shreds, Edgar vaguely recalled having seen that same obnoxious tie earlier in the day.
February 27, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Moments before he was ripped to shreds, Edgar vaguely recalled having seen that same obnoxious tie earlier in the day.
Found comment:
"Mitch McConnel is the only vegetable the FDA hasn't recalled yet."
"Mitch McConnel is the only vegetable the FDA hasn't recalled yet."
September 7, 2026 at 10:25 AM
Found comment:
"Mitch McConnel is the only vegetable the FDA hasn't recalled yet."
"Mitch McConnel is the only vegetable the FDA hasn't recalled yet."
You’re Not Hallucinating: The Amount of Recalled Food Is Skyrocketing newrepublic.com/post/214946/...
You’re Not Hallucinating: The Amount of Recalled Food Is Skyrocketing
Here’s a list of every food item that faced a recall in August.
newrepublic.com
August 31, 2026 at 9:58 PM
You’re Not Hallucinating: The Amount of Recalled Food Is Skyrocketing newrepublic.com/post/214946/...
Hollow Point Bullets Recalled That Don't Explode In Targets
Hollow Point Bullets Recalled That Don't Explode In Targets
YouTube video by The Onion
www.youtube.com
June 16, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Hollow Point Bullets Recalled That Don't Explode In Targets
March 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
lettuce has been recalled, bacon has been recalled , tomato is next
July 30, 2026 at 4:45 PM
lettuce has been recalled, bacon has been recalled , tomato is next
Be careful if you're buying gifts from third-party sellers, vintage stores, or on other secondary markets. Should there be recalled products on the shelves? No. Do they show up occasionally? Yes. 1/2
December 12, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Be careful if you're buying gifts from third-party sellers, vintage stores, or on other secondary markets. Should there be recalled products on the shelves? No. Do they show up occasionally? Yes. 1/2
Oh, For fuck sake. Now they're fucking with our baking supplies.🤦♀️
Also, some cinnamon has been recalled. I've added that here.
To see the sugar recalled go to this Fact Post thread. 👇
Also, some cinnamon has been recalled. I've added that here.
To see the sugar recalled go to this Fact Post thread. 👇
The FDA has announced a recall of 1.7 million pounds of sugar due to contamination with allergens.
September 25, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Oh, For fuck sake. Now they're fucking with our baking supplies.🤦♀️
Also, some cinnamon has been recalled. I've added that here.
To see the sugar recalled go to this Fact Post thread. 👇
Also, some cinnamon has been recalled. I've added that here.
To see the sugar recalled go to this Fact Post thread. 👇
If we sound familiar, you may recognize us from some of our greatest hits like [recalled baby product] or [recalled exercise equipment]. Others may know us from our safety memes which have been called "unconventional" or "have they been hacked?"
October 1, 2024 at 9:12 PM
If we sound familiar, you may recognize us from some of our greatest hits like [recalled baby product] or [recalled exercise equipment]. Others may know us from our safety memes which have been called "unconventional" or "have they been hacked?"
Tesla has recalled... every single Cybertruck.
Every.one.they've.ever.sold.
Every.one.they've.ever.sold.
March 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Tesla has recalled... every single Cybertruck.
Every.one.they've.ever.sold.
Every.one.they've.ever.sold.
some mandela æffect shit. a recalled vision of garfield the cat wearing a trenchcoat & holding a pistol? saying simply the word "Society..."
July 8, 2025 at 7:27 AM
some mandela æffect shit. a recalled vision of garfield the cat wearing a trenchcoat & holding a pistol? saying simply the word "Society..."
OMG I am dying, congrats to the editors who ALWAYS find a match between RFK Jr’s face & the recalled food 👏👏👏
September 26, 2026 at 2:54 PM
OMG I am dying, congrats to the editors who ALWAYS find a match between RFK Jr’s face & the recalled food 👏👏👏