this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
three time recipient of the prestigious Made the Nurse Practitioner Laugh award
September 25, 2026 at 3:24 PM
three time recipient of the prestigious Made the Nurse Practitioner Laugh award
Melania Trump, recipient of the Einstein Visa.
January 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Melania Trump, recipient of the Einstein Visa.
future Fell For It Again Award recipient
I urge everyone who is understandably disturbed by the petition news to consider how very unlikely it is for the Court to even take this up, much less reverse Obergefell. Unlike abortion, marriage opponents don’t have the same social movement that anti-abortion forces did, which was core to the GOP.
Obergefell v. Hodges made me believe in the whole "arc of history bends towards justice." In the 90s, I didn't think gay marriage would be legalized in my lifetime because homophobia was so deeply ingrained. We would have never gotten here without the decision and now it may be overturned.
August 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
future Fell For It Again Award recipient
Patrick Schwarzenegger Worried ‘White Lotus’ Role Will Typecast Him As Hand Job Recipient
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April 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Patrick Schwarzenegger Worried ‘White Lotus’ Role Will Typecast Him As Hand Job Recipient
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From The Archives: Hulk Hogan Donates Hair To Lucky Locks Of Love Recipient
July 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
From The Archives: Hulk Hogan Donates Hair To Lucky Locks Of Love Recipient
First Neuralink Implant Recipient Successfully Performs Depraved Sexual Acts On Elon Musk
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December 12, 2024 at 7:12 PM
First Neuralink Implant Recipient Successfully Performs Depraved Sexual Acts On Elon Musk
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I honestly expected more from a FIFA Peace Prize recipient
Trump: "Venezuela is completely surrounded by the largest Armada ever assembled ... It will only get bigger, and the shock to them will be like nothing they have ever seen before — Until such time as they return to the USA all of the Oil, Land, and other Assets that they previously stole from us."
December 17, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I honestly expected more from a FIFA Peace Prize recipient
Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking
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Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg, medical pioneer who received the world's first experimental rat penis transplant, announced today that the social media juggernaut would stop fact checking.
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January 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking
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Some personal news: the Department of Homeland Security has given me, an immigration lawyer born in Newton, Massachusetts, seven days to leave the U.S. Does anyone know if you can get Italian citizenship through great-grandparents?
April 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Some personal news: the Department of Homeland Security has given me, an immigration lawyer born in Newton, Massachusetts, seven days to leave the U.S. Does anyone know if you can get Italian citizenship through great-grandparents?
As Elon Musk continues to talk about subsidies, let’s remember that he is the LARGEST GOVT SUBSIDIES RECIPIENT in the country!
February 6, 2025 at 2:16 PM
As Elon Musk continues to talk about subsidies, let’s remember that he is the LARGEST GOVT SUBSIDIES RECIPIENT in the country!
Prosthetic Hand Recipient Slowly Relearning To Lick Barbecue Sauce Off Fingers https://theonion.com/prosthetic-hand-recipient-slowly-relearning-to-lick-barbecue-sauce-off-fingers/
February 27, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Prosthetic Hand Recipient Slowly Relearning To Lick Barbecue Sauce Off Fingers https://theonion.com/prosthetic-hand-recipient-slowly-relearning-to-lick-barbecue-sauce-off-fingers/
Not the Chinese first lady speaking better English than the Einstein visa recipient and polyglot.
Smh
Smh
September 25, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Not the Chinese first lady speaking better English than the Einstein visa recipient and polyglot.
Smh
Smh
Including the wrong recipient is a mistake. Using a non-government platform for classified information is a crime.
March 25, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Including the wrong recipient is a mistake. Using a non-government platform for classified information is a crime.
Now he knows how a USAID recipient feels
July 23, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Now he knows how a USAID recipient feels
More than basketball 💙
Congratulations to Stephen Curry on being named this year's recipient of the Muhammad Ali Sports Humanitarian Award!
Congratulations to Stephen Curry on being named this year's recipient of the Muhammad Ali Sports Humanitarian Award!
July 16, 2026 at 12:38 AM
More than basketball 💙
Congratulations to Stephen Curry on being named this year's recipient of the Muhammad Ali Sports Humanitarian Award!
Congratulations to Stephen Curry on being named this year's recipient of the Muhammad Ali Sports Humanitarian Award!
Slowly picking off the last straggling bits of human interaction
September 27, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Slowly picking off the last straggling bits of human interaction
congratulations to FIFA on their incredible choice of recipient for the first FIFA peace prize
Trump: "The Iran National Soccer Team is welcome to The World Cup, but I really don’t believe it is appropriate that they be there, for their own life and safety. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP"
March 12, 2026 at 3:46 PM
congratulations to FIFA on their incredible choice of recipient for the first FIFA peace prize
Eric is a Missouri congressman.
He is quite literally dependent on the federal government for his paycheck, his housing, and his free healthcare. He’s a tax recipient.
He is quite literally dependent on the federal government for his paycheck, his housing, and his free healthcare. He’s a tax recipient.
October 28, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Eric is a Missouri congressman.
He is quite literally dependent on the federal government for his paycheck, his housing, and his free healthcare. He’s a tax recipient.
He is quite literally dependent on the federal government for his paycheck, his housing, and his free healthcare. He’s a tax recipient.
ICE agents detained a Texas father trying to deliver milk to his infant daughter in the neonatal intensive care unit, disregarding his status as a DACA recipient. trib.al/BOeMew3
ICE Seizes DACA Recipient on His Way to Visit Baby in NICU
ICE knew he was a DACA recipient—and detained him anyway.
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March 18, 2026 at 5:42 PM
ICE agents detained a Texas father trying to deliver milk to his infant daughter in the neonatal intensive care unit, disregarding his status as a DACA recipient. trib.al/BOeMew3
Eras Tour tix recipients announced on Sunday.
One recipient will be someone of need.
One recipient will be a great story voted by y’all.
One recipient will be selected from both X and BlueSky from a software who randomly selects a follower who interacts (like, RT, quote) with the post 👇🏾
One recipient will be someone of need.
One recipient will be a great story voted by y’all.
One recipient will be selected from both X and BlueSky from a software who randomly selects a follower who interacts (like, RT, quote) with the post 👇🏾
Im also VERY thankful to the Swifties and all the love they have shown me,,, and I wanna show some back. Thanks to @StubHub imma gift a couple pairs of tix to the Eras tour on Dec 8 in Vancouver. Not an ad,,, just paying it forward. 🙏🏾
Who would you pay it forward to and why,??
Who would you pay it forward to and why,??
November 29, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Eras Tour tix recipients announced on Sunday.
One recipient will be someone of need.
One recipient will be a great story voted by y’all.
One recipient will be selected from both X and BlueSky from a software who randomly selects a follower who interacts (like, RT, quote) with the post 👇🏾
One recipient will be someone of need.
One recipient will be a great story voted by y’all.
One recipient will be selected from both X and BlueSky from a software who randomly selects a follower who interacts (like, RT, quote) with the post 👇🏾
has Four Seasons Total Landscaping announced the recipient of their Peace Prize yet
December 8, 2025 at 7:49 PM
has Four Seasons Total Landscaping announced the recipient of their Peace Prize yet
A President for All the People!
Nobel Peace Prize recipient. A leader who inspired millions to believe that change is possible.
Happy Obama Appreciation Day💙
#ObamaAppreciationDay
#HopeAndChange
#BarackObama
#SheShed
Nobel Peace Prize recipient. A leader who inspired millions to believe that change is possible.
Happy Obama Appreciation Day💙
#ObamaAppreciationDay
#HopeAndChange
#BarackObama
#SheShed
June 14, 2026 at 1:17 PM
A President for All the People!
Nobel Peace Prize recipient. A leader who inspired millions to believe that change is possible.
Happy Obama Appreciation Day💙
#ObamaAppreciationDay
#HopeAndChange
#BarackObama
#SheShed
Nobel Peace Prize recipient. A leader who inspired millions to believe that change is possible.
Happy Obama Appreciation Day💙
#ObamaAppreciationDay
#HopeAndChange
#BarackObama
#SheShed
doesn’t want to cushion the recipient with any dust
February 13, 2026 at 10:42 PM
doesn’t want to cushion the recipient with any dust
“Epstein files: Phase 1” binder recipient
July 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
“Epstein files: Phase 1” binder recipient