#recommends
Me when someone recommends Arcane
November 30, 2024 at 7:36 PM
The DC Bar recommends Jeffrey Clark - an architect of the insurrection - be disbarred.
July 31, 2025 at 6:59 PM
RFK Jr. Recommends Eating Good Cancer To Kill The Bad Cancer theonion.com/rfk-jr-...
August 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Surgeon General Recommends Adding Cancer Warning To All Nuclear Bombs
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January 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM
US pediatric group breaks with federal policy, recommends COVID vaccines for young children…
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US pediatric group breaks with federal policy, recommends COVID vaccines for young children
The American Academy of Pediatrics on Tuesday recommended that all young children get vaccinated against COVID-19, differing from federal policy that no longer recommends routine vaccination for healthy children.
www.reuters.com
August 20, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Understaffed FAA Recommends Pilots Just Go With Their Gut https://theonion.com/understaffed-faa-recommends-pilots-just-go-with-their-gut/
November 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
RFK Jr. Recommends Drinking Anything That Comes Out Of Cow https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-recommends-drinking-anything-that-comes-out-of-cow/
June 21, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Dermatologist Recommends Not Caring So Much What Other People Think https://theonion.com/dermatologist-recommends-not-caring-so-much-what-other-1828995941/
December 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
*recommends you a game*
*recommends you a game*
*recommends you a game*
September 1, 2025 at 5:02 AM
FDA Recommends Adding Little Tabasco To That Bad Boy
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December 6, 2024 at 4:11 PM
CDC Recommends Eating A Nice Crisp Shiny Apple Instead Of Having Unprotected Sex theonion.com/cdc-rec...
July 31, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Surgeon General Recommends Adding Cancer Warning To All Nuclear Bombs https://theonion.com/surgeon-general-recommends-adding-cancer-warning-to-all-nuclear-bombs/
January 9, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Rammy Recommends
August 12, 2026 at 12:15 AM
RFK Jr. Recommends Drinking Anything That Comes Out Of Cow https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-recommends-drinking-anything-that-comes-out-of-cow/
January 8, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Streaming Algorithm Recommends Man A Bunch Of Man Movies
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May 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Betting he recommends Tony Fabrizio.
MacCallum: The recent Fox polling has 52% saying the economy is worse under this administration. Unemployment at the highest rate in four years.

Trump: Fox polling—it’s the worst polling. I told Rupert Murdoch to get a new pollster because he stinks.
September 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
We regret that your Monday Morning commute may be delayed…

Management recommends you stay home and play with your cat instead…
September 21, 2026 at 12:23 PM
she recommends you movies and tells you to buy physical media
November 15, 2024 at 11:23 PM
Robin D.G. Kelley recommends three books every radical should read
June 25, 2026 at 9:18 PM
I've found the perfect Instagram account. Seattle's Twice Sold Tales owner Jamie recommends books and shows her cats. That's it.

IG twicesoldtales
July 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
December 14, 2024 at 1:08 AM
this is the shit my youtube algorithm recommends me
February 7, 2025 at 11:23 PM
RFK Jr. Recommends Drinking Anything That Comes Out Of Cow
August 15, 2026 at 5:00 PM
RFK Jr. Recommends Drinking Anything That Comes Out Of Cow
January 8, 2026 at 6:01 PM