#recruiter
Sure he will, by a recruiter
October 14, 2026 at 12:10 PM
🇷🇺🇵🇱In Poland, a Russia-linked recruiter attempted to organize an arson attack on the Flytronic facility in Gliwice, which develops and manufactures unmanned systems.

militarnyi.com/en/news/russ...
A Russia-Linked Recruiter Planned to Set Fire to Flytronic Plant in Poland
In Poland, a Russia-linked recruiter attempted to organize an arson attack on the Flytronic facility in Gliwice, which develops and manufactures unmanned
militarnyi.com
October 15, 2026 at 7:06 PM
In sum, and yes I am subtweeting this Astarion nonsense:
October 14, 2026 at 12:32 AM
when i see recruiters on linkedin trying to hire a recruiter
October 15, 2026 at 2:03 PM
that recruiter from the big kiosk at the mall called again...
October 16, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Always fascinating when the recruiter is the one who fails to show up for your virtual meeting
October 14, 2026 at 6:56 PM
next time I'm unemployed remind me to farm my childhood email, all the good recruiter spam goes there for some reason
October 15, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Just got this e-mail from a recruiter.

It's like someone actively tried to come up with a job that I'd rather live in a cardboard box and beg for spare change than accept.
October 14, 2026 at 12:15 PM
had to step out of the previews to take a call from a job recruiter. life is awesome maybe
October 15, 2026 at 7:13 PM
ummmmm I just got an email from a recruiter about a position in Santa Fe that I’m qualified for (really only one thing I don’t have much experience in) that’s more than double my current salary…
tr: I’d say just let it sit. pull your energy back. and anyway you have a career opportunity coming… the first week of November.

me: my boss goes on maternity leave then.

tr: yes, November is going to be busy for you, focus your attention elsewhere.
October 14, 2026 at 2:38 PM
🇧🇬 Two foreigners aged 20 and 21 were detained in Bulgaria for setting fire to Starlink satellite antennas. Two men had 🇩🇪German passports.

🇵🇱In Poland, a recruiter with ties to Russia tried to organize arson at Flytronic enterprise in Gliwice, which develops and produces unmanned systems, - "Vot Tak"
October 15, 2026 at 4:48 PM
I just got a ping from a recruiter at Turbo Tax, which probably is too far outside of my ethical framework, especially for $50/hour.
October 14, 2026 at 10:03 PM
October 14, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Any recruiter mutuals, please hit me up if you can.
October 16, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Maybe she was like Maxwell
— and was a recruiter.
October 15, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Recruiter: I love your resume, please apply!
Me: *applies* Done!
Recruiter:
Me:
Recruiter:
Me:
Recruiter:
Me:
Recruiter 6 months later: Unfortunately we hired somebody else
October 13, 2026 at 1:05 PM
If you are a recruiter and you don't include the pay rate in your email, that shit is going in the trash.
October 14, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Imagine being the recruiter at JPL who vets amusement park engineers for the lunar mass accelerator
October 14, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Hes the recruiter for Epstein !
October 16, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Trump's their recruiter. We'll never get his stench out of America.
October 14, 2026 at 2:18 AM
If anything, we'd just end up turning the recruiter that tries this into a furry
October 14, 2026 at 9:52 PM
my horny ass would fold immediately in the presence of a cult recruiter
October 15, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Try Zip(er) Recruiter.
October 12, 2026 at 9:02 PM