Yet another criminal act to prosecute as soon as we regain both sides of Congress.
April 17, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Yet another criminal act to prosecute as soon as we regain both sides of Congress.
regain your lost time….
im still thinking about ocarina of time
February 13, 2026 at 6:39 PM
regain your lost time….
If we don't regain control of our government in the midterms we are going to have to consider a more aggressive stance. If we do regain control, major reform must happen and the guilty must be held accountable.
May 27, 2026 at 7:50 PM
If we don't regain control of our government in the midterms we are going to have to consider a more aggressive stance. If we do regain control, major reform must happen and the guilty must be held accountable.
SNAP Warns Recipients It Could Be Days Before Kidneys Regain Function https://theonion.com/snap-warns-recipients-it-could-be-days-before-kidneys-regain-function/
November 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
SNAP Warns Recipients It Could Be Days Before Kidneys Regain Function https://theonion.com/snap-warns-recipients-it-could-be-days-before-kidneys-regain-function/
how does one regain motivation to draw :(
August 30, 2025 at 12:30 PM
how does one regain motivation to draw :(
The banned news operations can sue to regain access to the White House and for copies of the complete Epstein Files while they’re at it.
September 21, 2026 at 11:15 AM
The banned news operations can sue to regain access to the White House and for copies of the complete Epstein Files while they’re at it.
Not funny, but true: All tyrants eventually fall. But after that happens, the people and institutions that bowed down to them will never regain their reputations.
July 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Not funny, but true: All tyrants eventually fall. But after that happens, the people and institutions that bowed down to them will never regain their reputations.
Can America ever regain its honor? Has Trump succeeded in permanently trashing our nation’s reputation?
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Can America Ever Regain Its Honor?
A Saturday Prompt
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August 29, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Can America ever regain its honor? Has Trump succeeded in permanently trashing our nation’s reputation?
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To regain control of the White House, Donald Trump must deport Elon Musk.
January 12, 2025 at 3:19 AM
To regain control of the White House, Donald Trump must deport Elon Musk.
You pet the kobold.
You regain 2 health and 4 mana.
You regain 2 health and 4 mana.
You regain 2 health and 4 mana.
You regain 2 health and 4 mana.
You regain 2 health and 4 mana.
You regain 2 health and 4 mana.
You regain 2 health and 4 mana.
You regain 2 health and 4 mana.
You regain 2 health and 4 mana.
You regain 2 health and 4 mana.
August 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
You pet the kobold.
You regain 2 health and 4 mana.
You regain 2 health and 4 mana.
You regain 2 health and 4 mana.
You regain 2 health and 4 mana.
You regain 2 health and 4 mana.
You regain 2 health and 4 mana.
You regain 2 health and 4 mana.
You regain 2 health and 4 mana.
You regain 2 health and 4 mana.
You regain 2 health and 4 mana.
It’s going to take Disney a hell of a lot longer to regain subscribers than it did to lose them. Good luck, Mickey Mouse.
September 23, 2025 at 4:12 AM
It’s going to take Disney a hell of a lot longer to regain subscribers than it did to lose them. Good luck, Mickey Mouse.
At iron lung the people on BOTH SIDES OF ME were vaping. Insane. Regain some sense of shame.
February 4, 2026 at 2:58 AM
At iron lung the people on BOTH SIDES OF ME were vaping. Insane. Regain some sense of shame.
Study. Mostly about trying to regain control over my lines.
June 22, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Study. Mostly about trying to regain control over my lines.
Trying to regain my old portrait skills with some toss salad and scrambled eggs. Came out alright
March 15, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Trying to regain my old portrait skills with some toss salad and scrambled eggs. Came out alright
I can think of one way he can atone, and regain his honor,
July 23, 2026 at 6:51 PM
I can think of one way he can atone, and regain his honor,
🚨 BREAKTHROUGH: Brazilian Scientist Tatiana Sampaio Helps SIX Paraplegic Patients Regain Movement A Potential Game-Changer for Spinal Cord Injuries
August 11, 2026 at 2:44 PM
🚨 BREAKTHROUGH: Brazilian Scientist Tatiana Sampaio Helps SIX Paraplegic Patients Regain Movement A Potential Game-Changer for Spinal Cord Injuries
Ivanka and Jared should be investigated as soon as Dems regain the House of Rep........
June 15, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Ivanka and Jared should be investigated as soon as Dems regain the House of Rep........
Returned to the studio to regain some sanity
July 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Returned to the studio to regain some sanity
Resist! Reject! Regroup! Regain Control!
November 25, 2024 at 12:10 PM
Resist! Reject! Regroup! Regain Control!
have this while i regain my power
July 19, 2026 at 5:10 AM
have this while i regain my power
Regain your mail person's respect with a Subscription to The Onion.
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August 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Regain your mail person's respect with a Subscription to The Onion.
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fomo needs to be replaced by love of missing out if we are to regain our cool
February 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
fomo needs to be replaced by love of missing out if we are to regain our cool
