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squeakyhorn.bsky.social
MASTERS-BATION (4/7)

No Nick! It's a trap! Oh no, he's got too Into It and he's unaware of non-diegetic visual elements, AND he can't hear us! NICK!!

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1.) Nick is getting into the handjob now. He's letting Rex take the lead and is sitting back. "Ahn.... ffuck... R-Rex.. I'm... I'm gonna..." 2.) Rex grins deviously. He slows down and squeezes Nick's cock. "Oh, you ARE, are you?"
July 17, 2026 at 8:07 PM
squeakyhorn.bsky.social
MASTERS-BATION (6/7)

He's spiritually Bugs Bunny in how he lives and dies for The Bit. That's (nearly) all folks.

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1.) Rex looks at the sticky mess left over on his hand after the handjob. "Wow, you need to work on your stamina, man." Nick looks down at the aftermath, cum on his middrift and dripping onto the couch from his now drooping cock, with disappointment. "Augh... haah... y-you did that on purpose!" 2.) Rex shrugs and holds Nick by the shoulder. "Ah well, easy come, easy go!" 3.) Rex smirks. Nick looks ready to murder him. 4.) Nick has slammed Rex's body to the floor, Rex ragdolls from the impact. "YOU RUINED MY ORGASM FOR FUCKING WORDPLAY??!" "hrrk- worth it"
July 17, 2026 at 8:07 PM
squeakyhorn.bsky.social
MASTERS-BATION (7/7)

Their other roomie Ube is not impressed by the antics...

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After-aftermath. Rex and Nick's longsuffering housemate Ube pinches the bridge of his nose in annoyance. He watches as Nick kneels down to clean the couch. Rex watches on grinning. Ube says "Nick, if you must do WEIRD SEX THINGS in the front room... can you at least clean it up without having to be asked." "It was Rex's fault, not mine!" "You know that's biologically impossible. Sorry Rex." "Harsh, but true."
July 17, 2026 at 8:07 PM
squeakyhorn.bsky.social
MASTERS-BATION (5/7)

The Point of No Return reached but with not enough thrust or some other plane-themed metaphor 😔

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1.) Rex withdraws his hand. "Hmm. Maybe this is '''too gay''' or whatever" 2.) Close up on Nick's cock, confused as the sudden lack of stimulation. 3.) Nick is right on the cusp of an orgasm. "I'm gonna- w-wait-" 4.) Rex shrugs. "Sorry man, my bad! No homo &c" 5.) Close up on Nick's now frustrated and desperate cock. 6.) Nick's now frustrated and desperate face. "ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?! Asshole! I'm so close!! Fuck- I'm- gonna-" 7.) Rex rolls his eyes. "No offence, but I don't really like guys...?" (he's lying) 8.) Nick's cock cums with a pathetic 'SPOOT.' 9.) Nick is red in the face and suppressing his disappointed and frustrated and embarrassed moans.
July 17, 2026 at 8:07 PM
squeakyhorn.bsky.social
MASTERS-BATION (3/7)

Two bros chillin' in the front room - only hand stuff so it's not gay... or is it? 🤔 He's such a good friend or whatever.

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Rex has now joined Nick on the couch and has taken Masters into his own hands (thank you thank you I'll be here all week) and is now gently stroking his roomie's cock. Nick looks at Rex with aroused confusion. "Let me give you a hand with that." "Hmh, that's pretty gay, even for you. Maybe too gay. Mmm... gayer than your usual ragebaiting at least." "That's 'cause this is MASTERS BAITING, dummy." "fuckssake." "It's not that deep, Nick. It's just HAND STUFF."
July 17, 2026 at 8:07 PM
squeakyhorn.bsky.social
MASTERS-BATION (1/7)
This took me ~24hrs to complete. It's a kind of gay storyline, I'll tag featured things as they come.

This is Nick. He's obnoxious (derogatory) but mostly harmless.

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NICK MASTERS & REX DANVERS in MASTERS-BATION A 'kind of gay' squeakyhorn comic 1.) Nick Masters, a 20-something guy with reddish-brown hair, is thinking to himself. "Hmm... I have the house to myself... and the others won't be back until later... 2.) Nick is now typing on his laptop with a dementedly horny expression and glimmer in his eye. "That's plenty enough time for a wank... heh heh" 3.) Brief flash forward, Nick is now shirtless, he's balancing his laptop on his knee and has his dick in his hand. "Awww yis... time to lock in..." 4.) "Hope I'm not forgetting anything..." he says, unaware he's left the door open and unlocked.
July 17, 2026 at 8:07 PM
squeakyhorn.bsky.social
Day 5: More Guy Stuff!

Wanted to figure out what dynamic Mason and the other boys would have. It's a game of fuck marry kill. Rex, Ube, Nick, that order.

I'd say 'DJ, control your man!!' but she'd probably want the front row seat 😂

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black and white sketch of Mason ODonnel and Rex Danvers. The two are locking eyes and grinning and blushing, Mason working his hand into Rex's shorts, Rex drawing Mason closer. both are thinking the same thing "I want to plough this guy through the fucking mattress" black and white sketch of Ube and Mason - Ube is in Mason's personal space, something that would normally set Mason off, but he doesn't seem to mind, instead giving a smiling sneer to his partner Ube: No way you actually believe that TRANSFORMERS REVENGE OF THE FALLEN is peak cinema. You're cute, but that sort of bait doesn't work here. Mason, halfjokingly: maybe not 'peak cinema', maybe it's more like 'religious experience' black and white sketch of Nick Masters and Mason ODonnel, Mason has Nick's back against a wall - Nick looks overwhelmed and trying to put a bit of space between them. Mason looks annoyed by this for reasons about to be obvious. NICK: wait wait wait time out time out!! Sorry sorry! I'm straight!! I put that I was bi on my profile 'cause I thought more girls would- MASON: ok. you can stop talking now.
September 25, 2026 at 9:54 PM
squeakyhorn.bsky.social
MASTERS-BATION (2/7)

Rex Danvers! He's obnoxious (affectionate) - full of bad jokes and shark & dinosaur facts (not featured in this comic) - and witness to housemate crimes beyond leaving dirty dishes out 😶

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1.) Rex Danvers, dyed-dirty-blond-haired, perma-smirking 20-something, has opened the door. "Stage left Rex Danvers enters the room! Cue the live studio audience cheers!" Nick has been freezes dead in his tracks mid-wank. 2.) A moment of silence between the two friends sharing an awkward look at each other. The laptop chimes in. "Ahn... you're SO much bigger than my boyfriend~!" 3.) Rex cracks a grin. "Not the response I was expecting, but I'll take it. Watching porn at full volume in the front room, huh?" Nick explodes, red in the face. "YOU SAID YOU'D BE OUT ALL DAY!!"
July 17, 2026 at 8:07 PM