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wallythegriff.bsky.social
Today I interviewed potential new dog walkers- in the seedy part of town.
🤭😜
🤠 #Wally #Dogsofbluesky
#badpuns #dadjokes
Wally The Griff tethered to a large pumpkin at The Texas Pumpkin festival at the VFW Hall in Leander, Texas.
November 2, 2026 at 8:29 PM
jmteakell.bsky.social
🐰 BUNnys at #kidneywk

#badpuns #sorrynotsorry
Two rabbits in the animal encounter section of the ASN Kidney Week Wellness Lounge.
October 24, 2026 at 9:31 PM
crankycyborg.bsky.social
#Abstractia #ArtChallenge prompt #PATTERN

It's a cattern 😸🐈

#cats #Caturday #pets
#OrangeTabbyCats
#photography
#ECK #WCK
#puns #BadPuns
Close up photo of the fur pattern/striations on my big orange tabby cat Buddy
October 24, 2026 at 5:28 AM
prestonsd.bsky.social
Thyme is on my side. 😜

I made this for #PlanTober2026 on Cara, but I thought maybe someone here my get a kick out of it too.

#BadPuns #RollingStones
Your Side / My Side — A stick man curses over an empty Thyme spice jar. A full Thyme spice jar sits on the right side. Small print on the bottom reads #PlanTober2026 and the artist signature in the bottom-right
October 27, 2026 at 3:07 AM
drjmiller.bsky.social
HELLey out of purgatory follwing deal with the Devils.

Described Winnipeg as Eternal Conscious Torment.
This news had led to an inferno on social media.
With Hellebuyck's no trade clause, he had to approve of it. "New Jersey? Sheol do!"
Dec 5th, the Devils will descend into the Pitt🐧.

#badPuns
tsnofficial.bsky.social TSN @tsnofficial.bsky.social · 11d
🚨 THE SAGA IS OVER. HELLEBUYCK IS GOING TO NEW JERSEY 🚨

Connor Hellebuyck has offically been traded to the New Jersey Devils. Details to follow, per Darren Dreger.
October 23, 2026 at 5:52 PM
bogwaterbanshee.bsky.social
#badpuns #jurrasicpark #velociraptor #dreams #whatdoesitmean
September 29, 2026 at 2:35 PM
flowersofmarquette.bsky.social
Orange you glad it's Friday?

#photography #flowers #bloomscrolling #badpuns #sorrynotsorry
A shot of an orange lily to wrap up the week.
September 25, 2026 at 8:51 PM
xilimyth.bsky.social
Doesn't matter if it's AM or PM, I get anxious I'll never find time to do what I want at 4:04.

Every day it's the same thing.

#XiliLife #BadPuns
September 18, 2026 at 8:05 PM
codyswanson.bsky.social
Today I discovered that the new vegetation shader's fake sub surf also works with the nightime lighting... and I'm kinda over the moon about it.

🌑 🌒 🌓 🌕️ moon 🌗 🌘 🌚

#badpuns #subsurf #nighttime #moonlight #indiegames #indiedev #madewithunity #gamedev #treehouse
September 17, 2026 at 10:13 PM
aguentmithril.bsky.social
The other morning while doing dishes, I saw a COUGAR run through our yard, and I just about "puma pants!" The kitties were all snoozing and blissfully unaware, safe inside. Friendly reminder we are living in the woods in the Rockies.

#cats #catsky #catsofbluesky #montanalife #badpuns
Jada and Thunder curled up with me on the couch after I got home from work yesterday. Jada, the orange girl, pointedly curled up beside me to purposely lean on me. Thunder, the black cat, picked my lap as that is his favorite spot.
September 8, 2026 at 3:17 PM
beerlynoticeable.bsky.social
I photographed a sequence of this little #dolichopodid fly, seemingly #airDrumming to their favorite music. My guess is, it's not jazz, not classical, more likely #metal...

#badPuns #macrophotography #macro #photography #insects #animatedgif #gifs
August 25, 2026 at 2:29 AM
floheinstein.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy
Things my stupid ADHD brain makes up:
A beautiful exhibition for a certain race of mythological creatures working in the transportation industry is a

Fair Ferry Fairy Fair

Ba-dumm-tss 🥁🐍
#badpuns
August 17, 2026 at 12:55 PM
bigb-in-kc.bsky.social
Off subject spooky thought:

When a ghost befouls someone, does it benefit from wight privilege?

#BadPuns
August 11, 2026 at 4:51 PM
ladychelsea.bsky.social
Milo's butt pattern and tail look like an elephant's ears and trunk

"mah butt is not an efelant, hooman!"

guess you could say he's a...wiseass? 😅

#elephantbutt #milo #puns #badpuns #kitty #cats #catsofbluesky
May 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
oriolfp.bsky.social
"Crashtappen is back and I'm feeling a tifosi again."

Sorry, not sorry.
#dixiechicks
#parody
#badpuns
#soreloser
June 1, 2025 at 9:07 PM
kims2cents.bsky.social
I'll toast to that 🥂

#puns #badpuns #dogs #bread #toast

Sorry, I'll show myself out now...
December 12, 2024 at 2:51 PM
meanmugdoug.bsky.social
Minotaurs. They tend to mine their own business. Truly a-maze-ing. #D&D #minipainting #miniatures #badpuns
February 1, 2025 at 4:14 AM
sparhawk28.bsky.social
This whole thread 😂
#BadPuns
edmorrish.com Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · Oct 15
I dated a cricket umpire once, but she had real boundary issues.
October 16, 2023 at 11:16 AM
manhattanscientist.bsky.social
Where my aviators? 😎

It’s time to pilot the @ACSGCI module on stoichiometry and systems thinking that @prof_deon and I have been cooking up for a while.

Thanks to @ElizDayChem for her guidance!

#greenchem #curriculumdesign #generalchemistry #badpuns
December 4, 2024 at 5:56 PM
manhattanscientist.bsky.social
In theory the Empirical State Building has lots of observation decks.

#badpuns #sorrynotsorry #nyc
November 20, 2024 at 2:00 PM
chrisandandreshow.bsky.social
Did you hear about the lumberjack who cut down his neighbor’s tree?

It’s okay, though. He said it was an axe-ident!

#dadjoke #puns #badpuns #dadjokes #jokes #humor #lumberjack #axeident
February 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
weirdpinkone.bsky.social
Behold:

The Rollerghoster

#art #artwork #catart #doodle #kleineKunstklasse #badpuns #kidlitart #cats #kitty #furry
February 22, 2025 at 12:28 PM
ab604.uk
Saw an Allogator on my way to work today #Pareidolia #badpuns
An fallen tree with an old branch sticking ou that looks like an alligator with it's mouth open
October 2, 2024 at 7:47 AM