but if asmongold goes to jail, who will take care of his roaches
November 4, 2026 at 2:06 AM
but if asmongold goes to jail, who will take care of his roaches
Asmongold killing roaches in strange and unusual ways rn to cope
November 4, 2026 at 11:01 AM
Asmongold killing roaches in strange and unusual ways rn to cope
asmongold rage quit his stream, lmao. even his roaches turned woke
November 4, 2026 at 3:52 AM
asmongold rage quit his stream, lmao. even his roaches turned woke
“Latinos for Trump is like roaches for Raid.” -John Leguizamo
November 3, 2026 at 2:34 PM
“Latinos for Trump is like roaches for Raid.” -John Leguizamo
Hey is it the sign of a healthy industry when all your shareholders go scurrying for the corners like roaches in the kitchen light after a midterm election
November 6, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Hey is it the sign of a healthy industry when all your shareholders go scurrying for the corners like roaches in the kitchen light after a midterm election
Was just talking about this with my partner. Dems haven't even been sworn in yet and all the roaches are scattering
November 6, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Was just talking about this with my partner. Dems haven't even been sworn in yet and all the roaches are scattering
The roaches will, though
November 4, 2026 at 4:41 AM
The roaches will, though
Asmongold: Roaches left, they even took the larvae
November 4, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Asmongold: Roaches left, they even took the larvae
Yeah, before the roaches do.
November 3, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Yeah, before the roaches do.
Asmongold telling the millions of roaches crawling around his rank-ass home about the midterm results
November 4, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Asmongold telling the millions of roaches crawling around his rank-ass home about the midterm results
Y’all, I grew up in New York City. Roaches practically have their own schools. This was some kind of mutant alien roach. It was the Godzilla of roaches.
This thing was BIG.
And FAST.
I’d estimate its top speed at about Mach 6. Dude was explosive off the line. A born sprinter.
This thing was BIG.
And FAST.
I’d estimate its top speed at about Mach 6. Dude was explosive off the line. A born sprinter.
November 6, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Y’all, I grew up in New York City. Roaches practically have their own schools. This was some kind of mutant alien roach. It was the Godzilla of roaches.
This thing was BIG.
And FAST.
I’d estimate its top speed at about Mach 6. Dude was explosive off the line. A born sprinter.
This thing was BIG.
And FAST.
I’d estimate its top speed at about Mach 6. Dude was explosive off the line. A born sprinter.
Like roaches scurrying away after the light switch is flipped.
November 4, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Like roaches scurrying away after the light switch is flipped.
I'm so tired of the bookmarking roaches
November 6, 2026 at 12:42 AM
I'm so tired of the bookmarking roaches
when the world is ash and roaches, there will still be fanfic.
Mr. Burns, a Post-Electric Play.
Mr. Burns, a Post-Electric Play.
I like that the social media closing pitch for Republicans was, basically, “If we win, we’ll force Star Wars to let Anakin Skywalker fuck a gender-bent Slytherin.”
November 4, 2026 at 4:00 AM
when the world is ash and roaches, there will still be fanfic.
Mr. Burns, a Post-Electric Play.
Mr. Burns, a Post-Electric Play.
Can we digitally add a couple roaches crawling along as he does so?
November 4, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Can we digitally add a couple roaches crawling along as he does so?
Great day for a walk - The Roaches
November 4, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Great day for a walk - The Roaches
One of those huge water bug roaches we have in Texas.
November 5, 2026 at 3:39 AM
One of those huge water bug roaches we have in Texas.
Like roaches when the lights come on
Harmeet Dhillon plans to step down from her role leading the Justice Department’s civil rights unit, marking the first senior DOJ official to resign following Democrats’ massive midterm wins.
Justice Department Civil Rights Head Dhillon Plans to Resign
Harmeet Dhillon plans to step down from her role leading the Justice Department’s civil rights unit, marking the first senior DOJ official to resign following Democrats’ massive midterm wins.
bit.ly
November 5, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Like roaches when the lights come on
These things finally seem to have hit large enough numbers they’re like roaches scurrying around the city. So fugly.
November 5, 2026 at 7:07 PM
These things finally seem to have hit large enough numbers they’re like roaches scurrying around the city. So fugly.
He should be eating the roaches. Pure protein!
November 3, 2026 at 4:03 PM
He should be eating the roaches. Pure protein!
The roaches are helping him pack.
November 4, 2026 at 3:29 AM
The roaches are helping him pack.
Just because you don't approve of Gnomes shouldn't resort to you calling them roaches.
Be better.
Be better.
November 7, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Just because you don't approve of Gnomes shouldn't resort to you calling them roaches.
Be better.
Be better.