March 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
He noticed you had fruit rollups, he’s waddling as fast as he can to eat them out of your hand
December 9, 2024 at 2:12 PM
He noticed you had fruit rollups, he’s waddling as fast as he can to eat them out of your hand
Enoki Pork rollups over rice 😭
February 5, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Enoki Pork rollups over rice 😭
Make a band edible:
The Bay City Rollups
The Bay City Rollups
make a band edible:
The Jackson Five Guys
The Jackson Five Guys
make a band edible:
Ben Folds Five Burritos
Ben Folds Five Burritos
September 12, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Make a band edible:
The Bay City Rollups
The Bay City Rollups
they should invent books where the pages are fruit rollups
November 16, 2025 at 7:53 PM
they should invent books where the pages are fruit rollups
Did they test for Cheerios, froot rollups, and crackers?
June 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Did they test for Cheerios, froot rollups, and crackers?
Rollups occur when private equity buys out an entire market in bite-sized chunks. We've seen it in nursing homes, funeral parlors, trailer parks, ski slopes, veterinary practices, HVAC, plumbing, electrical contractors, roofing, etc. Bob Kuttner writes that state & local enforcers are taking notice:
Nothing Is Safe From Private Equity Rollups - The American Prospect
Is antitrust enforcement equal to the challenge of defeating the most prevalent abuses?
prospect.org
June 16, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Rollups occur when private equity buys out an entire market in bite-sized chunks. We've seen it in nursing homes, funeral parlors, trailer parks, ski slopes, veterinary practices, HVAC, plumbing, electrical contractors, roofing, etc. Bob Kuttner writes that state & local enforcers are taking notice:
Not my Fruit Rollups!
May 5, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Not my Fruit Rollups!
*crying* this is not the time for savory fruit rollups
August 7, 2026 at 12:35 AM
*crying* this is not the time for savory fruit rollups
Just use fruit rollups like a normal person.
August 6, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Just use fruit rollups like a normal person.
Since folks asked.
Social Security systems represent data as a 1NF time-series of change entries: life event changes, legal name changes, address changes, and benefits formula and even statutory interpretation changes.
Read them forward like logs and calculate rollups which are ALSO versioned.
Social Security systems represent data as a 1NF time-series of change entries: life event changes, legal name changes, address changes, and benefits formula and even statutory interpretation changes.
Read them forward like logs and calculate rollups which are ALSO versioned.
February 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Since folks asked.
Social Security systems represent data as a 1NF time-series of change entries: life event changes, legal name changes, address changes, and benefits formula and even statutory interpretation changes.
Read them forward like logs and calculate rollups which are ALSO versioned.
Social Security systems represent data as a 1NF time-series of change entries: life event changes, legal name changes, address changes, and benefits formula and even statutory interpretation changes.
Read them forward like logs and calculate rollups which are ALSO versioned.
To celebrate, they had fruit rollups for dinner... at a strip club
September 2, 2025 at 4:57 AM
To celebrate, they had fruit rollups for dinner... at a strip club
Fruit Rollups brand butt plugs
September 27, 2026 at 5:39 AM
Fruit Rollups brand butt plugs
That's why I eat Cheez-its and fruit rollups for every meal.
November 20, 2024 at 5:48 PM
That's why I eat Cheez-its and fruit rollups for every meal.
Ewww fruit rollups. 😡😡😡
September 26, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Ewww fruit rollups. 😡😡😡
paint rollups
January 13, 2026 at 12:36 AM
paint rollups
have you ever had PB&J rollups?
October 29, 2025 at 1:54 AM
have you ever had PB&J rollups?
Few people have bigger public temper tantrums than perpetually aggrieved middle aged men. Like, are you gonna hold your breath in the grocery store aisle until you get the Fruit Rollups you fucking toddler?
May 21, 2026 at 10:42 AM
Few people have bigger public temper tantrums than perpetually aggrieved middle aged men. Like, are you gonna hold your breath in the grocery store aisle until you get the Fruit Rollups you fucking toddler?
i made Linner :) spinach lasagna rollups
August 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
i made Linner :) spinach lasagna rollups
throwback to the time i made spinach lasagna rollups at an airbnb before realizing this was the only pan in the cupboard
September 5, 2026 at 12:24 AM
throwback to the time i made spinach lasagna rollups at an airbnb before realizing this was the only pan in the cupboard
i want 2 maybe 3 cheesy rollups from taco bell
February 13, 2026 at 2:59 AM
i want 2 maybe 3 cheesy rollups from taco bell
Fun fact: beef sticks work, but fruit rollups do not.
March 14, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Fun fact: beef sticks work, but fruit rollups do not.