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September 26, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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"US President Donald Trump said"
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China promised Boeing it will purchase 750 planes and also said it will buy as many as 450 General Electric engines, US President Donald Trump said.
Trump Says China Promised to Buy More Boeing Planes, GE Engines
Boeing Co. appears to have secured its long-awaited order from China during US President Donald Trump’s visit to the country, but whatever accord was reached remained nebulous on numbers, aircraft type and a sense of timing.
bloom.bg
May 15, 2026 at 7:32 PM
"US President Donald Trump said"
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September 6, 2026 at 3:05 PM
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Jared Kushner at the "Board of Peace" -- "People are not personally profiting from this"
February 19, 2026 at 5:59 PM
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CEO of Taco Bell: we’re actually worried that some of our upcoming items could destroy humanity as well
September 14, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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At halftime the Chiefs have 23 yards and have 45 penalty yards.
February 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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“I can…assure you that were this a Republican president…targeting Democrats, I at least would speak out just as vigorously against it because if we are going to respect rule of law, the apparatus of the federal government cannot and should not be used as a partisan tool to bludgeon your enemies."
April 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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PREDICTION: Donald Trump’s grave will become the busiest gender-neutral bathroom on Earth.
December 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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March 7, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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Sincerely this would have caused a schism in Judaism during the times of the Sages
September 18, 2026 at 7:13 PM
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lol: that is, or in principle could be, amusing
actual lol: I have produced a sound, contrary to social convention
lmao: I appreciate the humor of the situation
actual lmao: nearby strangers are becoming concerned
rotfl: that is genuinely funny
actual rotfl: emergency services are already en route
actual lol: I have produced a sound, contrary to social convention
lmao: I appreciate the humor of the situation
actual lmao: nearby strangers are becoming concerned
rotfl: that is genuinely funny
actual rotfl: emergency services are already en route
January 23, 2026 at 12:49 PM
lol: that is, or in principle could be, amusing
actual lol: I have produced a sound, contrary to social convention
lmao: I appreciate the humor of the situation
actual lmao: nearby strangers are becoming concerned
rotfl: that is genuinely funny
actual rotfl: emergency services are already en route
actual lol: I have produced a sound, contrary to social convention
lmao: I appreciate the humor of the situation
actual lmao: nearby strangers are becoming concerned
rotfl: that is genuinely funny
actual rotfl: emergency services are already en route
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I just learned that Ayatollah Khamenei and Ayatollah Khomenei are not the same person. Here's my plan for regime change in Iran....(1/23)
March 2, 2026 at 3:17 AM
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There’s a scene in The Pope’s Exorcist (2023) where Russell Crowe’s character finds a grave marked with ‘the seal of the Inquisition’ and they clearly googled it and used the logo from the game Dragon Age: Inquisition (2014) by accident
October 6, 2024 at 2:58 PM
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PRESIDENT TRUMP TOLD THE FINANCIAL TIMES HE EXPECTS CHINA TO HELP UNBLOCK THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ BEFORE HIS TRIP TO BEIJING AT THE END OF THIS MONTH FOR A SUMMIT WITH XI JINPING.
March 16, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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Tech Billionaires Threaten To Flee California Over Proposed Vest Tax https://theonion.com/tech-billionaires-threaten-to-flee-california-over-proposed-vest-tax/
December 29, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Excuse me the stuff you put on the rim of your cocktail glass is called what now
February 21, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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Airlines urge Trump administration not to curb international flights in feud over 'sanctuary cities'
Airlines urge Trump administration not to curb international flights in feud over 'sanctuary cities'
The Trump administration has been weighing cutting off Customs and Border Protection services at certain airports to pressure "sanctuary cities."
cnb.cx
May 29, 2026 at 9:43 PM
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