#rotini
what absolute fucken nimrod didn’t name this PROTINI????
March 21, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Save me, 2 edibles and entire box of Rotini... 2 edibles and entire box of Rotini, save me
December 29, 2024 at 1:32 AM
IMO a single piece of rotini is a rotino
February 5, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Why is the Protein+ rotini not called Proteini? I’m so mad about this.
February 24, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Hell yeah.
March 24, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Rotini in my bowtie pasta salad!?? IMPASTA!!!!
January 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
When I die, please do not write an AI obituary of me *or* code an AI replica, however well-intentioned, but feel free to build a shockingly realistic rotini sculpture & then eat it at my shiva
August 5, 2025 at 5:28 PM
This state has the weirdest hotel room welcome basket I've ever seen
July 21, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I didn't have any rotini so I used elbow macaroni and this dish is somehow six hundred times less dignified
October 30, 2024 at 2:35 PM
spiraling like a rotini on an olive garden bender
November 20, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Rotini loves scrambled eggs
March 19, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Tricolor rotini is the Imagine Dragons of pasta.
April 22, 2024 at 5:39 PM
BREAKING: Local woman drops hot rotini down front of dress, regrets existence
Local woman cooks pasta
May 18, 2024 at 11:39 PM
Rotini says hello
May 1, 2025 at 12:17 AM
‘No! Linguine or rotini, there is no tricolor pasta.’ Chef Yoda, probably.
October 5, 2026 at 8:15 PM
I can never say rotini without sounding like a jawa
May 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Dinner tonight. Impossible bratwurst, in Kroger brand pasta sauce, with assorted veggies over rotini.
August 25, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Your prescription is ready, Mrs. Rotini.

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October 22, 2025 at 3:51 PM
newe nikknaym akwyired. “ TORTINI ROTINI “ dae calle me ….
August 22, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Bon... Moi aussi j'vais vous flasher ma bouffe! Je cuisine très peu alors...

Rotini
Asperge
Tomates cerises
Champignon
Huile d'olive
Ail
Sauce soya
Poivre

Habituellement, la recette ce fait avec des rotinis au curcuma mais c'était trop cher fack rotini tout court 😂😂
March 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Using up some cherry tomatoes from the farm and whipping up a pan sauce for leftover rotini
August 12, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Rotini, lamberti, parmigiano, fontina, piselli 🍜
December 4, 2023 at 11:32 PM
It ain't the prettiest meal but goddamn it is tasty
November 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Tried a new recipe tonight and it SLAPPED

Rotini pasta, chipotle and Monterey Jack chicken sausage, onions, cherry tomatoes, and zucchini!
July 5, 2025 at 12:31 AM
my wets. dusted.
December 5, 2023 at 5:16 AM