Not today, Satan
January 31, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Not today, Satan
Kamala: Not today Satan
January 9, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Kamala: Not today Satan
Not today, Satan.
Bye.
👋
Bye.
👋
November 29, 2024 at 6:17 PM
Not today, Satan.
Bye.
👋
Bye.
👋
Satan hates deez nuts joke.
January 8, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Satan hates deez nuts joke.
Remember when Senile Satan was a “nurse” last June?
April 13, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Remember when Senile Satan was a “nurse” last June?
Sources close to Satan say he's got something very special planned for Mitch McConnell.
June 23, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Sources close to Satan say he's got something very special planned for Mitch McConnell.
“We’re the only country in the world that has mail in ballots”. - Senile Satan
February 12, 2026 at 11:28 PM
“We’re the only country in the world that has mail in ballots”. - Senile Satan
Wow we lost the “great Satan” title? Just a “satan” now
Humiliation
Humiliation
In a shock to nobody, Iran denies any talks with the US, even via an intermediary.
Ibrahim Rezaei, spokesperson for Iran's National Security Committee:
"Trump and the US have backed down again. The campaign continues to gallop. Another defeat for the Satan."
Ibrahim Rezaei, spokesperson for Iran's National Security Committee:
"Trump and the US have backed down again. The campaign continues to gallop. Another defeat for the Satan."
March 23, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Wow we lost the “great Satan” title? Just a “satan” now
Humiliation
Humiliation
Satan wants to have some fun #HelluvaBoss
December 1, 2024 at 5:06 AM
Satan wants to have some fun #HelluvaBoss
Fat Senile Satan is clearly insane.
October 24, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Fat Senile Satan is clearly insane.
Senile Satan to the US.
January 14, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Senile Satan to the US.
"Nobody's ever seen numbers like these before." - Senile Satan
October 3, 2026 at 3:36 AM
"Nobody's ever seen numbers like these before." - Senile Satan
December 2, 2024 at 5:45 AM
I agree with Satan.
You can’t say criminals don’t deserve due process when due process is the thing that decides if they're criminals. Otherwise you're just kidnapping people you don't like.
April 28, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I agree with Satan.
Senile Satan: “Nobody’s ever seen crowds like I got in Ireland.”
September 13, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Senile Satan: “Nobody’s ever seen crowds like I got in Ireland.”
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