#sAML
TAKE THEIR TOYS AWAY. RIGHT NOW.

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February 11, 2026 at 11:39 PM
god damn it I deleted one of the posts in this thread and it broke the whole thread. picks up here bsky.app/profile/saml...
YT spox told me they want to be clear on why creators were banned. it's the links out to other site that contain "sexually gratifying" content, not their content ON YOUTUBE. I had some follow up questions:
July 31, 2026 at 7:10 PM
brain-poisoned in to thinking SAML stands for "SAML aint markup language"
June 23, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Eventually, yeah. It is written.
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Michael Bradley for USMNT head coach?
February 22, 2026 at 1:22 AM
@samlmontano.bsky.social Dr Sam's got us covered w/ a gift link

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What is happening here?? Either go all the way with the tongue in cheek approach or just do serious reporting. Combining the two in this media and political ecosystem is irresponsible.

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/03/u...
FEMA Official Says He Teleported to Waffle House. Experts Are Dubious.
www.nytimes.com
April 3, 2026 at 6:45 PM
I cannot emphasize enough that if they dismantle federal hazard agencies, warning systems, and emergency management disaster death tolls will increase.

We can very easily lose the ground we have spent decades gaining.
Or that the country's deadliest hurricane, 1900 Gavelston a hurricane was in part so deadly because US weather forecasters were racist. Hurricanes have gotten less deadly even as more of us live on the coast because of accurate weather forecasting
February 6, 2025 at 8:46 AM
I fear some of you are still not quite understanding that the purpose of DOGE is not actually to make the federal government more efficient, it's to privatize what they can make money off of and then dismantle the rest.
March 2, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Hardest part: finding a protocol to use for this joke (SAML fans pls don't kill me)
September 18, 2026 at 10:21 PM
You might have noticed that the recent SAML writeups omit some crucial details. In "SAML roulette: the hacker always wins", we share everything you need to know for a complete unauthenticated exploit on ruby-saml, using GitLab as a case-study.

portswigger.net/research/sam...
SAML roulette: the hacker always wins
Introduction In this post, we’ll show precisely how to chain round-trip attacks and namespace confusion to achieve unauthenticated admin access on GitLab Enterprise by exploiting the ruby-saml library
portswigger.net
March 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Aufkleber #FotoVorschlag in Dänemark
October 3, 2026 at 7:11 AM
I am very worried I’ve accidentally manifested something.

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For months I’ve had a running (very stupid) joke that they’re going to have Dr. Phil run FEMA and I fear we’re getting to close for comfort.
July 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
“No ska vi saml laget!”
Uten skam stjeler jeg tallene fra saken, + betyr “større sannsynlighet for å stemme AP med Giske”, - betyr mindre:
Menn: +17%, -32%
Kvinner: +5%, -44%
18-29 år: +4%, -37%
60-69 år: +16%, -34%
Nord-Trøndelag: +17%, -29%
Sør-Trøndelag: +11%, -35%
Trondheim: +8%, -43%
December 27, 2024 at 11:31 AM
Noooooooooo. This guy is the worst (I mean I guess Matt Gaetz is technically worse) so of course he’s going to Congress.

Very bad on emergency management.

I once watched him literally *pretend* to cry about Hurricane Michael. I know that’s an insane accusation…

www.pnj.com/story/news/p...
Jimmy Patronis wins Republican Primary in race to replace Matt Gaetz in Congress
The Associated Press called the race for Florida Chief Financial Officer Jimmy Patronis at 7:08 p.m. as the results came in Tuesday night.
www.pnj.com
April 2, 2025 at 12:51 AM
New: The DOJ left multiple unredacted nude images in the Epstein data dump. They only removed them after 404 Media reported the links. This is very disturbing: www.404media.co/doj-released...
DOJ Released Unredacted Nude Images in Epstein Files
A note from investigators in the files said some images Epstein had were "POSSIBLE CSAM."
www.404media.co
February 2, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Won’t you, AUUUTH with me

Cuz you’re my, IdP
May 2, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Really important story here about the shockingly (even to me) small operating budget for LA county emergency management — $15 million.

This is the most populous county and one of, if not the highest, risk counties in the country. The irresponsibility of this!

www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2025...
Documents reveal Los Angeles County’s meager budget for disaster response
Los Angeles County is no stranger to catastrophes. It has declared 74 disasters in the past 20 years and often hosts major events, such as the Summer Olympics in 2028.
www.washingtonpost.com
August 14, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Watched the new HBO documentary "Thoughts and Prayers". If you're up for it, I do recommend it. I think it does a good job of broaching the active shooter preparedness industry. Although primarily coming out of law enforcement, the industry has infiltrated emergency management.
December 14, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Why is SAML the way it is.
December 11, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Citrix NetScaler SAML 0-Day Vulnerability Actively Exploited in Attacks
Citrix NetScaler SAML 0-Day Vulnerability Actively Exploited in Attacks
Citrix has released emergency security updates for a NetScaler SAML zero-day vulnerability that attackers are actively exploiting. Tracked as CVE-2026-88779, the flaw affects customer-managed NetScaler ADC and NetScaler Gateway appliances and can cause denial of service, disrupting access to services that depend on these systems. The vulnerability carries a CVSS v4.0 score of 8.7 and affects appliances configured as a SAML service provider or identity provider. Citrix describes it as a memory overflow, classified under CWE-119, where software fails to keep memory operations within the bounds of a buffer. Citrix confirmed targeted attacks against unmitigated deployments. Repeated exploitation can keep affected services unavailable. The company said its analysis showed an impact on service availability but had not identified any impact on the integrity of customer data. That distinction matters: the confirmed vendor assessment is denial of service, not proven data theft. The CVSS vector indicates that attackers can reach the flaw over a network without login credentials or user interaction. Attack complexity is low, making exposed appliances with the required SAML configuration a priority for urgent updates. Reports of trouble emerged as administrators saw recently patched appliances reboot repeatedly. Cyber Security News previously covered NetScaler reboots following the earlier zero-day patch , including failures tied to crafted SAML traffic that crashed the nsaaad authentication service. Some affected systems were already running build 14.1-73.37. Investigators also reported authentication requests containing shell commands intended to download and run a payload. Those requests appeared before confirmed crashes, but the administrator examining them did not establish that the commands executed successfully. Security researcher Kevin Beaumont separately reported a downloaded malware binary running on a patched honeypot, while watchTowr said it reproduced the vulnerability. These reports raise concerns about possible code execution, but they should not be confused with Citrix’s confirmed description of this CVE as a denial-of-service flaw. Affected Versions and Configuration Checks Citrix’s security bulletin lists NetScaler ADC and Gateway 14.1 releases before 14.1-73.41 and 13.1 releases before 13.1-64.28 as affected. NetScaler ADC FIPS releases before 14.1-73.41 FIPS are also vulnerable, alongside NetScaler ADC FIPS and NDcPP releases before 13.1-37.282. Secure Private Access Hybrid deployments using affected NetScaler instances also require updates. The bulletin covers customer-managed systems; Cloud Software Group handles the necessary updates for Citrix-managed cloud services and Citrix-managed Adaptive Authentication. Administrators can check the configuration for add authentication samlAction , which identifies a SAML service provider, or add authentication samlIdPProfile , which identifies a SAML identity provider. Either entry meets the stated configuration requirement. Finding it shows potential exposure on an affected build, not proof that attackers have compromised the appliance. Customers should install 14.1-73.41 or later on the 14.1 branch, or 13.1-64.28 or later on the 13.1 branch. FIPS customers need 14.1-73.41 FIPS or later, while 13.1 FIPS and NDcPP deployments require 13.1-37.282 or later within their respective branches. Organizations that installed the previous NetScaler security updates must upgrade again if they meet this vulnerability’s conditions. Citrix is providing Global Deny Lists to block known malicious IP addresses, but still urges prompt patching. Its advisory credits Bishop Fox and watchTowr for helping protect customers. For security teams, the immediate task is to match each appliance’s build and SAML settings against the bulletin, then apply the correct update. Recent patching alone is not enough: systems on earlier fixed builds can still face attacks targeting this newly disclosed SAML vulnerability. Cut every SOC alert investigation by 21 min. Power your SOC with instant IOC context for immediate response: Integrate TI Lookup into your SOC The post Citrix NetScaler SAML 0-Day Vulnerability Actively Exploited in Attacks appeared first on Cyber Security News .
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October 5, 2026 at 2:20 AM
I'm talking about the concentration camp that Florida Emergency Management is overseeing.

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Gah!! Everyone is missing the BIG emergency management piece of this story… it isn’t that they’re using FEMA sheltering funding… it’s: “Florida Division of Emergency Management, which will have primary oversight of the facility.”

WHO???? Why???? That’s not their job!!!
Scoop: Florida is building a detention facility for migrants nicknamed “Alligator Alcatraz,” in the Everglades designed to help the Trump administration's immigration crackdown.

DHS will help pay for the detention facility with money from FEMA.

www.nytimes.com/2025/06/23/u...
July 10, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Saml. Cumpecker
Father
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August 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM