Maybe I can safely post my drawing here…finally!!
November 12, 2024 at 11:39 PM
Maybe I can safely post my drawing here…finally!!
Don’t worry, he crossed the road safely, traffic stopped for him.
#jimothy #seattle #jimothyraccoon #JimothyForever
#jimothy #seattle #jimothyraccoon #JimothyForever
September 26, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Don’t worry, he crossed the road safely, traffic stopped for him.
#jimothy #seattle #jimothyraccoon #JimothyForever
#jimothy #seattle #jimothyraccoon #JimothyForever
Sleeping safely with Mom.
June 12, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Sleeping safely with Mom.
Imagine a country being so bigoted that nobody can safely eat lettuce
July 15, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Imagine a country being so bigoted that nobody can safely eat lettuce
Welcome back to the Artemis II crew :) Such a huge relief watching them arrive safely!
April 12, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Welcome back to the Artemis II crew :) Such a huge relief watching them arrive safely!
If you can safely attend a game at Madison Square Garden, you don’t need a ballroom.
June 9, 2026 at 9:49 AM
If you can safely attend a game at Madison Square Garden, you don’t need a ballroom.
I think we can safely remove the title of “leader of the free world” from the US Presidency now
April 10, 2026 at 1:32 PM
I think we can safely remove the title of “leader of the free world” from the US Presidency now
The two truths:
1) There is nothing wrong with porn, let people safely make it, let people safely enjoy it.
2) If you let people define porn as bad, authoritarians will ALWAYS expand the definition until their hands are around your neck.
1) There is nothing wrong with porn, let people safely make it, let people safely enjoy it.
2) If you let people define porn as bad, authoritarians will ALWAYS expand the definition until their hands are around your neck.
If you let them ban porn, they will call you pornographic when they ban you.
April 6, 2026 at 4:55 AM
The two truths:
1) There is nothing wrong with porn, let people safely make it, let people safely enjoy it.
2) If you let people define porn as bad, authoritarians will ALWAYS expand the definition until their hands are around your neck.
1) There is nothing wrong with porn, let people safely make it, let people safely enjoy it.
2) If you let people define porn as bad, authoritarians will ALWAYS expand the definition until their hands are around your neck.
the... way you're supposed to drive safely?
Not (strictly) hiring but: I was exposed to some gender/dating nonsense earlier this week when a local celebrity asked about her followers' dating icks and one of the top comments was "drives with both hands on the wheel"
what's the most insane hiring shibboleth you've ever heard, non-coffee edition
September 26, 2026 at 5:48 PM
the... way you're supposed to drive safely?
Whatever else emerges in time about the Delta crash in Canada, one thing is certain: the importance & amazing professionalism of flight attendants who safely evacuated the plane in a matter of seconds.
February 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Whatever else emerges in time about the Delta crash in Canada, one thing is certain: the importance & amazing professionalism of flight attendants who safely evacuated the plane in a matter of seconds.
trans people deserve to live, freely and openly and safely and unconditionally
May 15, 2026 at 1:13 PM
trans people deserve to live, freely and openly and safely and unconditionally
I’m eating a salad because I’m not in the U.S. and I can do that safely. 🤭
August 8, 2026 at 5:39 PM
I’m eating a salad because I’m not in the U.S. and I can do that safely. 🤭
Delivering your love safely
February 13, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Delivering your love safely
PROTESTING SAFELY
February 22, 2025 at 10:04 PM
PROTESTING SAFELY
How to Cross a Bridge Safely
石橋は叩いて渡るタイプですっほらねっ
石橋は叩いて渡るタイプですっほらねっ
September 23, 2026 at 12:49 PM
How to Cross a Bridge Safely
石橋は叩いて渡るタイプですっほらねっ
石橋は叩いて渡るタイプですっほらねっ
August 30, 2026 at 10:51 AM
Are you lost, child?
*take you home safely
*take you home safely
February 17, 2024 at 6:18 AM
Are you lost, child?
*take you home safely
*take you home safely
The sausage was delivered safely.
September 18, 2026 at 11:27 PM
The sausage was delivered safely.
If you can get there safely, get there. Make some noise and shut this down.
We’re rallying at the Treasury building with @moveon.org and thousands of our friends. Follow along live: www.youtube.com/live/sZXyEUF...
February 4, 2025 at 9:53 PM
If you can get there safely, get there. Make some noise and shut this down.
Competent female captain brings plane safely through massive turbulence!
July 11, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Competent female captain brings plane safely through massive turbulence!
Anyone currently on our side who still thinks Reagan was great can safely be ignored about everything
April 27, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Anyone currently on our side who still thinks Reagan was great can safely be ignored about everything
Women showed up for me in my scariest hour.
Safely evacuated from Los Angeles.
Safely evacuated from Los Angeles.
January 9, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Women showed up for me in my scariest hour.
Safely evacuated from Los Angeles.
Safely evacuated from Los Angeles.
"Our pilot brought us safely through some really horrible conditions, so she must be unqualified for the job."
This Christian pastor made it safely from one city to another, but he’s still blaming the crew because ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
July 11, 2026 at 9:33 PM
"Our pilot brought us safely through some really horrible conditions, so she must be unqualified for the job."
🇨🇦 Morning Laugh 🇨🇦
June 12, 2025 at 9:57 AM
🇨🇦 Morning Laugh 🇨🇦