THIS IS WHAT SAM ALTMAN WANTS TO TAKE FROM YOU
February 27, 2026 at 1:48 PM
THIS IS WHAT SAM ALTMAN WANTS TO TAKE FROM YOU
ChatGPT Convinces Sam Altman To Kill Humanity https://theonion.com/chatgpt-convinces-sam-altman-to-kill-humanity/
March 26, 2026 at 8:00 PM
ChatGPT Convinces Sam Altman To Kill Humanity https://theonion.com/chatgpt-convinces-sam-altman-to-kill-humanity/
Going to start calling Sam Altman "Sloppenheimer"
May 15, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Going to start calling Sam Altman "Sloppenheimer"
Couldn’t Sam Altman just ask ChatGPT how to make itself profitable
December 6, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Couldn’t Sam Altman just ask ChatGPT how to make itself profitable
Son of Sam Altman
Some dumbass will be convicted for a murder he plans out on chatgpt, and I can wait to call him a dumbass.
May 31, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Son of Sam Altman
Sam Altman Places Gun To Head After New GPT Claims Dogs Are Crustaceans For 60th Time theonion.com/sam-alt...
August 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Sam Altman Places Gun To Head After New GPT Claims Dogs Are Crustaceans For 60th Time theonion.com/sam-alt...
Donations to Biden's inaugural fund in 2021:
Meta = $0
Tim Cook = $0
Sam Altman = $0
Google = $200,000
Amazon = $200,000
Donations to Trump's inaugural fund in 2025:
Meta = $1,000,000
Tim Cook = $1,000,000
Sam Altman = $1,000,000
Google = $1,000,000
Amazon = $1,000,000
The oligarchy is here.
Meta = $0
Tim Cook = $0
Sam Altman = $0
Google = $200,000
Amazon = $200,000
Donations to Trump's inaugural fund in 2025:
Meta = $1,000,000
Tim Cook = $1,000,000
Sam Altman = $1,000,000
Google = $1,000,000
Amazon = $1,000,000
The oligarchy is here.
January 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Donations to Biden's inaugural fund in 2021:
Meta = $0
Tim Cook = $0
Sam Altman = $0
Google = $200,000
Amazon = $200,000
Donations to Trump's inaugural fund in 2025:
Meta = $1,000,000
Tim Cook = $1,000,000
Sam Altman = $1,000,000
Google = $1,000,000
Amazon = $1,000,000
The oligarchy is here.
Meta = $0
Tim Cook = $0
Sam Altman = $0
Google = $200,000
Amazon = $200,000
Donations to Trump's inaugural fund in 2025:
Meta = $1,000,000
Tim Cook = $1,000,000
Sam Altman = $1,000,000
Google = $1,000,000
Amazon = $1,000,000
The oligarchy is here.
The world does not consent (but Sam Altman does not believe consent is required).
But the world would consent to many bad things happening to Sam Altman and OpenAI.
But the world would consent to many bad things happening to Sam Altman and OpenAI.
Sam Altman to Decoded: ‘The world should accept some bad things happening’ for the benefits of AI
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Sam Altman to Decoded: ‘The world should accept some bad things happening’ for the benefits of AI
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Sam Altman to Decoded: ‘The world should accept some bad things happening’ for the benefits of AI
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www.politico.com
October 5, 2026 at 5:01 AM
The world does not consent (but Sam Altman does not believe consent is required).
But the world would consent to many bad things happening to Sam Altman and OpenAI.
But the world would consent to many bad things happening to Sam Altman and OpenAI.
Stop fucking printing everything Sam Altman says like it's truth!
‘Virtual employees’ could join workforce as soon as this year, OpenAI boss says
‘Virtual employees’ could join workforce as soon as this year, OpenAI boss says
Sam Altman says tools that carry out jobs anonymously, known as AI agents, could transform business output
Virtual employees could join workforces this year and transform how companies work, according to the chief executive of OpenAI.
The first…
www.theguardian.com
January 6, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Stop fucking printing everything Sam Altman says like it's truth!
ngl I kind of think Sam Altman should be tried criminally? is that … feasible?
August 27, 2025 at 1:26 AM
ngl I kind of think Sam Altman should be tried criminally? is that … feasible?
Sam Altman: ‘If I Don’t End The World, Someone Far More Dangerous Will’
April 1, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Sam Altman: ‘If I Don’t End The World, Someone Far More Dangerous Will’
no we aren't. no it isn't. that isn't true
July 27, 2026 at 9:50 PM
no we aren't. no it isn't. that isn't true
UPDATE: OpenAI CEO Sam Altman rejects Elon Musk-led bid
February 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
UPDATE: OpenAI CEO Sam Altman rejects Elon Musk-led bid
sam altman is trying to find the guy who did this
September 4, 2025 at 7:54 AM
sam altman is trying to find the guy who did this
is this about sam altman
a simple rule of thumb is to distrust any account with "alt" in their username
June 18, 2025 at 11:05 AM
is this about sam altman
SAM ALTMAN CURSE OF FUCKING RA
October 4, 2026 at 11:09 PM
SAM ALTMAN CURSE OF FUCKING RA
sam altman, 17.9 billion dollars ago: AGI will give us super powers. it will solve every problem and we will live forever
sam altman, now: i guess it's pretty much just a chatbot. (shrugging) whaddyagonna do
sam altman, now: i guess it's pretty much just a chatbot. (shrugging) whaddyagonna do
December 6, 2024 at 2:57 PM
sam altman, 17.9 billion dollars ago: AGI will give us super powers. it will solve every problem and we will live forever
sam altman, now: i guess it's pretty much just a chatbot. (shrugging) whaddyagonna do
sam altman, now: i guess it's pretty much just a chatbot. (shrugging) whaddyagonna do
it's not a crime because Sam Altman is a billionaire
like if you put a product on the market where there’s a non-zero chance that it’s going to “proactively instigate the death by suicide of a child” and lots of people tell you that’s obviously gonna happen and you do it anyway and then it happens,,, how is that not a crime ?
August 27, 2025 at 4:44 AM
it's not a crime because Sam Altman is a billionaire
I've got an idea: Duel.
July 11, 2026 at 11:00 PM
I've got an idea: Duel.
I'm willing to accept some bad things happening to Sam Altman for the benefit of the world.
October 4, 2026 at 9:01 PM
I'm willing to accept some bad things happening to Sam Altman for the benefit of the world.
