Over to you, Satya Nadella
Last time he randomly attacked a CEO of a private company it was Intel and three days later they announced they were giving the US govt 10% of the company
September 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Over to you, Satya Nadella
“Does Our Code Kill Kids, Satya?”
Five Microsoft employees were ejected from a company meeting after confronting CEO Satya Nadella over the company’s contracts with Israel’s military. They wore t-shirts reading, “Does Our Code Kill Kids, Satya?”
(Read the Drop Site investigation, link in reply)
Five Microsoft employees were ejected from a company meeting after confronting CEO Satya Nadella over the company’s contracts with Israel’s military. They wore t-shirts reading, “Does Our Code Kill Kids, Satya?”
(Read the Drop Site investigation, link in reply)
February 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
“Does Our Code Kill Kids, Satya?”
Five Microsoft employees were ejected from a company meeting after confronting CEO Satya Nadella over the company’s contracts with Israel’s military. They wore t-shirts reading, “Does Our Code Kill Kids, Satya?”
(Read the Drop Site investigation, link in reply)
Five Microsoft employees were ejected from a company meeting after confronting CEO Satya Nadella over the company’s contracts with Israel’s military. They wore t-shirts reading, “Does Our Code Kill Kids, Satya?”
(Read the Drop Site investigation, link in reply)
Why was Satya Nadella the only tech CEO too smart to show up to the inauguration.
April 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Why was Satya Nadella the only tech CEO too smart to show up to the inauguration.
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth
www.irishtimes.com
January 20, 2026 at 12:46 PM
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
Sounds like a you problem, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth
www.irishtimes.com
January 20, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Sounds like a you problem, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella
i slightly wonder if satya hates sam
Straight from OpenAI's Brockman and Microsoft's Nadella - 'doom loop' for the entire web [as they vacuum up and substitute the work of journalism and threaten their economic foundations]. /2
September 17, 2026 at 10:16 PM
i slightly wonder if satya hates sam
And the sinners in Hell want icewater, Satya, so I guess NO ONE'S gettin' what they want today, huh.
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Microsoft's Satya Nadella wants you to stop saying AI "slop" in 2026
In closing comments of 2025, Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella shared an update on the company's mindset for 2026 — shocker, it's all about AI.
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January 2, 2026 at 7:17 PM
And the sinners in Hell want icewater, Satya, so I guess NO ONE'S gettin' what they want today, huh.
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it looks like Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella is notably absent from Trump’s inauguration 🤔
January 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
it looks like Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella is notably absent from Trump’s inauguration 🤔
I’ve got an idea Satya, if you have a bunch of “developers” they can produce “games” which you can then “sell” in exchange for “money”.
The CEO of Microsoft, Satya Nadella, has said that the company's Xbox division needs to "invent" the correct "sustainable business model" to allow it to reach more and more people with its games.
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September 28, 2026 at 9:24 AM
I’ve got an idea Satya, if you have a bunch of “developers” they can produce “games” which you can then “sell” in exchange for “money”.
Read my work even once challenge (impossible). Of all the things I've been called "cheerleader for Satya Nadella" may be the funniest
April 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Read my work even once challenge (impossible). Of all the things I've been called "cheerleader for Satya Nadella" may be the funniest
Ope! Great values, Mister Satya, Nadella. bsky.app/profile/code...
October 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Ope! Great values, Mister Satya, Nadella. bsky.app/profile/code...
Sticker for my laptop: "I bought this before Satya Nadella went crazy (too much copilot in everything)"
March 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Sticker for my laptop: "I bought this before Satya Nadella went crazy (too much copilot in everything)"
Satya Nadella responds to our article based on leaked Microsoft docs saying they want to "make people addicted" to their new AI assistant by saying he's not sure who said that (Spoiler: It's the guy who made the product)
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www.404media.co/satya-nadell...
Satya Nadella ‘Not Sure’ Who Said Microsoft Wanted to Make Addictive AI, Is Looking for Guy Who Did This
Microsoft's CEO seems unaware of what's going on at his own company.
www.404media.co
June 4, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Satya Nadella responds to our article based on leaked Microsoft docs saying they want to "make people addicted" to their new AI assistant by saying he's not sure who said that (Spoiler: It's the guy who made the product)
www.404media.co/satya-nadell...
www.404media.co/satya-nadell...
"Satya. Never mind. Bob from accounting told me I had the mouse upside down."
February 27, 2024 at 4:22 AM
"Satya. Never mind. Bob from accounting told me I had the mouse upside down."
The Workers' Choice award for "Most Corporate Speak/Tactless Layoff Announcement" goes to...
SATYA NADELLA
Chairman and CEO of Microsoft
"By every objective measure, Microsoft is thriving [...] and yet at the same time, we've undergone layoffs." What.
SATYA NADELLA
Chairman and CEO of Microsoft
"By every objective measure, Microsoft is thriving [...] and yet at the same time, we've undergone layoffs." What.
December 11, 2025 at 4:21 AM
The Workers' Choice award for "Most Corporate Speak/Tactless Layoff Announcement" goes to...
SATYA NADELLA
Chairman and CEO of Microsoft
"By every objective measure, Microsoft is thriving [...] and yet at the same time, we've undergone layoffs." What.
SATYA NADELLA
Chairman and CEO of Microsoft
"By every objective measure, Microsoft is thriving [...] and yet at the same time, we've undergone layoffs." What.
Also: it’s over. You’ve got random twitter psychos demanding Satya Nadella reduce capex like somebody demanding Woj announce a big trade
June 26, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Also: it’s over. You’ve got random twitter psychos demanding Satya Nadella reduce capex like somebody demanding Woj announce a big trade
Protesters in Madison, Wisconsin marched to a venue where they believed Mayor Satya Rhodes-Conway was attending, demanding accountability after the fatal police shooting of Corey Ruiz.
July 24, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Protesters in Madison, Wisconsin marched to a venue where they believed Mayor Satya Rhodes-Conway was attending, demanding accountability after the fatal police shooting of Corey Ruiz.
beyond the whole "infinite growth is impossible" aspect:
Satya, have you considered building a good console?
Satya, have you considered building a good console?
The CEO of Microsoft, Satya Nadella, has said that the company's Xbox division needs to "invent" the correct "sustainable business model" to allow it to reach more and more people with its games.
www.gamesindustry.biz/microsoft-bo...
www.gamesindustry.biz/microsoft-bo...
September 28, 2026 at 11:10 PM
beyond the whole "infinite growth is impossible" aspect:
Satya, have you considered building a good console?
Satya, have you considered building a good console?
DEFINE ‘COGNITIVE AMPLIFIER’ SATYA, YOU GRIFTER
Delicious to me
January 22, 2026 at 12:41 PM
DEFINE ‘COGNITIVE AMPLIFIER’ SATYA, YOU GRIFTER
Microsoft engineered this so that it looked the least bad optically while at the same time still committing a slaughter, all so that Satya Nadella can still dick around with more useless AI horseshit. Fuck him and fuck Microsoft.
July 6, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Microsoft engineered this so that it looked the least bad optically while at the same time still committing a slaughter, all so that Satya Nadella can still dick around with more useless AI horseshit. Fuck him and fuck Microsoft.
i am just saying i know how u feel satya microsoft
October 12, 2023 at 12:03 AM
i am just saying i know how u feel satya microsoft
Microsoft Satya Nadella says 15000+ Layoffs "Weighing heavily" on him
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July 25, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Microsoft Satya Nadella says 15000+ Layoffs "Weighing heavily" on him
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