I am a scaffolder. I'm also shit scared of heights.
September 20, 2026 at 6:25 PM
I am a scaffolder. I'm also shit scared of heights.
Very traditional part of the British constitutional settlement on display here: a scaffolder finding something mislaid by someone in authority and carrying out his solemn duty of calling both the police and the Sun newsdesk.
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April 4, 2026 at 7:19 AM
Very traditional part of the British constitutional settlement on display here: a scaffolder finding something mislaid by someone in authority and carrying out his solemn duty of calling both the police and the Sun newsdesk.
Scaffolder at the Piazza del Duomo. Milano, Italy 2019.
© Patrik Kummer
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October 9, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Scaffolder at the Piazza del Duomo. Milano, Italy 2019.
© Patrik Kummer
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Video game where you are a scaffolder, you build increasingly large scaffolds for various tasks on various objects
June 13, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Video game where you are a scaffolder, you build increasingly large scaffolds for various tasks on various objects
On the roof #cagecheck in London #fem #scaffolder #gaychastityscaffolder #femtradie #chickout #fingerlickinggood
September 30, 2026 at 1:34 PM
On the roof #cagecheck in London #fem #scaffolder #gaychastityscaffolder #femtradie #chickout #fingerlickinggood
Never get on the wrong side of a scaffolder
July 30, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Never get on the wrong side of a scaffolder
Blimey
The scaffolder has turned up & the chauffagiste is en route!
The scaffolder has turned up & the chauffagiste is en route!
November 20, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Blimey
The scaffolder has turned up & the chauffagiste is en route!
The scaffolder has turned up & the chauffagiste is en route!
Every commentator saying we need less graduates should be forced to train as a scaffolder in Scunthorpe
Every commentator saying too many kids go to university has to tell their own kid to not do a degree
July 29, 2026 at 11:45 AM
Every commentator saying we need less graduates should be forced to train as a scaffolder in Scunthorpe
A scaffolder.
His wife isn’t particularly excited…
His wife isn’t particularly excited…
September 29, 2026 at 1:42 PM
A scaffolder.
His wife isn’t particularly excited…
His wife isn’t particularly excited…
Lovely. I think the scaffolding is the most prohibitive part... it's so expensive.
Note to self: date a scaffolder.
Note to self: date a scaffolder.
November 30, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Lovely. I think the scaffolding is the most prohibitive part... it's so expensive.
Note to self: date a scaffolder.
Note to self: date a scaffolder.
I've released the Outdoor Survival Scaffolder - a tool that automatically generates lairs, monsters and treasure based off the terrain of the classic OD&D wilderness map!
It's still WIP, but has been an enormous undertaking so far - I hope it's of use!
chaoclypse.itch.io/outdoor-surv...
It's still WIP, but has been an enormous undertaking so far - I hope it's of use!
chaoclypse.itch.io/outdoor-surv...
February 17, 2025 at 9:45 AM
I've released the Outdoor Survival Scaffolder - a tool that automatically generates lairs, monsters and treasure based off the terrain of the classic OD&D wilderness map!
It's still WIP, but has been an enormous undertaking so far - I hope it's of use!
chaoclypse.itch.io/outdoor-surv...
It's still WIP, but has been an enormous undertaking so far - I hope it's of use!
chaoclypse.itch.io/outdoor-surv...
When you lnow you are in the cubicle next to the hunky electrician “ put your hand under the divider daddy “ 😈😈 grab these firm fruits 🍇 🍈 . #fem #femboy #smooth #gaychastity #onsitefem #tradie #scaffolder #london #onsitefemboy #thighs #thighhighs #sexytradie #plapthese
September 26, 2026 at 1:46 PM
When you lnow you are in the cubicle next to the hunky electrician “ put your hand under the divider daddy “ 😈😈 grab these firm fruits 🍇 🍈 . #fem #femboy #smooth #gaychastity #onsitefem #tradie #scaffolder #london #onsitefemboy #thighs #thighhighs #sexytradie #plapthese
'Save Our Christian Country' latest.
At the 8 o'clock Communion this morning I didn't see one angry coked-up scaffolder in a Britain First fleece. Maybe they go to a different Anglican church?
At the 8 o'clock Communion this morning I didn't see one angry coked-up scaffolder in a Britain First fleece. Maybe they go to a different Anglican church?
June 14, 2026 at 11:46 AM
'Save Our Christian Country' latest.
At the 8 o'clock Communion this morning I didn't see one angry coked-up scaffolder in a Britain First fleece. Maybe they go to a different Anglican church?
At the 8 o'clock Communion this morning I didn't see one angry coked-up scaffolder in a Britain First fleece. Maybe they go to a different Anglican church?
1st got my balls rugged and arse spanked but a rough arsed scaffolder.
April 30, 2025 at 6:12 PM
1st got my balls rugged and arse spanked but a rough arsed scaffolder.
Got into a top UK university, where I graduated with a degree in accounting in 2014. Worked as an accountant for 2 years and hated it and quit, but too embarrassed to admit to my elderly parents, I now work as a scaffolder and I love it. They still think I'm an accountant.
December 19, 2024 at 1:25 PM
Got into a top UK university, where I graduated with a degree in accounting in 2014. Worked as an accountant for 2 years and hated it and quit, but too embarrassed to admit to my elderly parents, I now work as a scaffolder and I love it. They still think I'm an accountant.
there's this code generator/project scaffolder (something in-between) i used for this called Hygen but development of that tool halted years ago, im looking for a replacement and haven't found any yet
cancelled boomer shooter featuring Cirno, supposed to be my entry to CirnoJam 2019 but i got way too excited to play around with the GZDoom engine so this is the whole thing 😅 i still have the source files fortunately so there's a chance
September 13, 2025 at 12:06 PM
there's this code generator/project scaffolder (something in-between) i used for this called Hygen but development of that tool halted years ago, im looking for a replacement and haven't found any yet
Average Scaffolder behaviour tbh
June 5, 2026 at 10:15 AM
Average Scaffolder behaviour tbh
Best ask a scaffolder
October 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Best ask a scaffolder
Someone might need to come and check on me if this filth continues
June 6, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Someone might need to come and check on me if this filth continues
One of the loveliest bits of comedy is Mark Thomas talking about his scaffolder dad and his love of opera
September 25, 2026 at 8:45 AM
One of the loveliest bits of comedy is Mark Thomas talking about his scaffolder dad and his love of opera
i'm just glad the rice lorry driver who delivered to @nameshiv.bsky.social's brother's house was able to find new work as a scaffolder
our neighbours are getting solar panels so the scaffolders showed up last week, and proceeded to install the scaffolding on the wrong house, so they came back today and dismantled it and are now reinstalling it
on a different wrong house
on a different wrong house
June 5, 2026 at 5:50 PM
i'm just glad the rice lorry driver who delivered to @nameshiv.bsky.social's brother's house was able to find new work as a scaffolder
if you're going to shout slurs at me from your truck, try and enunciate clearly so I can actually understand them. late career marlon brandon playing a nuneaton scaffolder ass performance. you're not even in the orbit of my top 50 street harassments. dismal.
September 22, 2026 at 8:01 AM
if you're going to shout slurs at me from your truck, try and enunciate clearly so I can actually understand them. late career marlon brandon playing a nuneaton scaffolder ass performance. you're not even in the orbit of my top 50 street harassments. dismal.
your hot scaffolder is offering you an alternative way to pay ... are you taking him up on his offer? 🔧🍆
#gaytradies #maturemen
#gaytradies #maturemen
October 4, 2025 at 12:56 PM
your hot scaffolder is offering you an alternative way to pay ... are you taking him up on his offer? 🔧🍆
#gaytradies #maturemen
#gaytradies #maturemen
Vibes I give off and can't explain:
1. Multiple people have become convinced my name is Ben.
2. I have been asked many times, unprompted, if I am a scaffolder or an electrician.
3. Drunk people are adamant that I am Ukrainian, Australian or German. Even hallucinating an accent.
1. Multiple people have become convinced my name is Ben.
2. I have been asked many times, unprompted, if I am a scaffolder or an electrician.
3. Drunk people are adamant that I am Ukrainian, Australian or German. Even hallucinating an accent.
August 18, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Vibes I give off and can't explain:
1. Multiple people have become convinced my name is Ben.
2. I have been asked many times, unprompted, if I am a scaffolder or an electrician.
3. Drunk people are adamant that I am Ukrainian, Australian or German. Even hallucinating an accent.
1. Multiple people have become convinced my name is Ben.
2. I have been asked many times, unprompted, if I am a scaffolder or an electrician.
3. Drunk people are adamant that I am Ukrainian, Australian or German. Even hallucinating an accent.
I just think there's a bit of a difference between, I dunno, scaffolder or crane operator and WALL OF DEATH MOTORBIKE RIDER. How did that choice go down at Careers Day?
Think your job is too boring? See what these men do for a living!
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September 30, 2026 at 12:18 PM
I just think there's a bit of a difference between, I dunno, scaffolder or crane operator and WALL OF DEATH MOTORBIKE RIDER. How did that choice go down at Careers Day?