Anyway, it's not an echo chamber, it's a neighborhood cookout in my backyard. Everyone's invited and welcome, but the second you act like a shithead to me or our neighbors, I throw you over the fence into the gully.
December 11, 2024 at 9:31 PM
I don't know how to explain to the people who pop up when creatives complain about "AI" to say there are legit uses for it just how much they sound like someone saying "Well actually fire is used to make bread" when people are talking about an organized arson ring burning down their fucking houses
August 1, 2026 at 2:50 PM
There's a big chunk of that too, yes bsky.app/profile/scal...
January 21, 2026 at 4:55 PM
There's a big chunk of that too, yes bsky.app/profile/scal...
you're telling me a scal lopped these potatoes
August 30, 2026 at 6:23 PM
you're telling me a scal lopped these potatoes
June 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Well, they're not *his* enemy, at least within the current factional battle within the party bsky.app/profile/scal...
January 19, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Well, they're not *his* enemy, at least within the current factional battle within the party bsky.app/profile/scal...
November 21, 2024 at 10:13 PM
I don't know how to explain to the people who pop up when creatives complain about "AI" to say there are legit uses for it just how much they sound like someone saying "Well actually fire is used to make bread" when people are talking about an organized arson ring burning down their fucking houses
June 4, 2026 at 4:20 PM
(NBC Sports Boston explaining how the Celtics can advance in the NBA Cup)
Abby: There's a lot here, so pay attention Scal.
Scal: I'm not gonna pay attention.
Abby: There's a lot here, so pay attention Scal.
Scal: I'm not gonna pay attention.
December 3, 2024 at 2:25 AM
(NBC Sports Boston explaining how the Celtics can advance in the NBA Cup)
Abby: There's a lot here, so pay attention Scal.
Scal: I'm not gonna pay attention.
Abby: There's a lot here, so pay attention Scal.
Scal: I'm not gonna pay attention.
The correlation between companies named after the Tolkien legendarium and their CEO/Founder being a chittering skinwalker fingering his own taint at the idea of draining the planet of all its resources and then fucking off to a sealed dome in New Zealand while everyone else suffers is extremely high
December 31, 2025 at 2:47 AM
This, on the other hand, is unimpeachably good advice bsky.app/profile/scal...
Whatever you do, don't smoke an entire brisket at a job interview, it's a lot of equipment to bring in, it takes a really long time to do it right and those conference rooms have notoriously poor ventilation
September 26, 2026 at 1:54 PM
This, on the other hand, is unimpeachably good advice bsky.app/profile/scal...
November 22, 2024 at 10:35 PM
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December 2, 2024 at 4:39 PM
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August 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Update: Whoops
July 9, 2024 at 6:25 PM
Can confirm, I did say this, over on Threads. I stand by it here as well. And everywhere else!
“Re ‘There are a lot of people on your side who will be in the Epstein Files too!’: No there aren't, my side is the ‘People Who Don't Fuck Children’ side, anyone not on this side can get all the way into the bin, what side are YOU on, exactly?” — John Scalzi
November 16, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Good point! So far the media fucking loves this, so bsky.app/profile/scal...
January 5, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Good point! So far the media fucking loves this, so bsky.app/profile/scal...
It's weird how "Drudge was their assignment editor" until Drudge stopped being conservative and now they ignore him! Interesting even bsky.app/profile/scal...
June 24, 2025 at 11:16 PM
It's weird how "Drudge was their assignment editor" until Drudge stopped being conservative and now they ignore him! Interesting even bsky.app/profile/scal...
Friday Feast: #RecipeOfTheDay is Scallops with Chorizo! It doesn’t get much simpler or more sumptuous, frankly. www.nigella.com/recipes/scal...
April 10, 2026 at 10:17 AM
Friday Feast: #RecipeOfTheDay is Scallops with Chorizo! It doesn’t get much simpler or more sumptuous, frankly. www.nigella.com/recipes/scal...
Yes contrast the way they treat musk to the way they treated Biden's supposedly rude and unprofessional press shop bsky.app/profile/scal...
January 2, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Yes contrast the way they treat musk to the way they treated Biden's supposedly rude and unprofessional press shop bsky.app/profile/scal...
Checked the Worldcon site and there's an apology and retraction, and a new theme for the convention.
www.lacon.org/2025/08/21/s...
www.lacon.org/2025/08/21/s...
August 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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