Thank you I’m not a British schoolchild in 1956 so I don’t know Latin
March 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Thank you I’m not a British schoolchild in 1956 so I don’t know Latin
With any luck no current New York schoolchild will invent a cryptocurrency
October 2, 2025 at 4:19 PM
With any luck no current New York schoolchild will invent a cryptocurrency
Some of the most powerful and well-paid people in the world don't understand a lesson that every schoolchild knows: if you surrender to bullies, they will only bully you more
November 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Some of the most powerful and well-paid people in the world don't understand a lesson that every schoolchild knows: if you surrender to bullies, they will only bully you more
A friendly reminder that no ICE officer has ever been killed in the line of duty in a hostile incident.
Being an elementary schoolchild in America is far more deadly and dangerous than being an ICE officer.
Being an elementary schoolchild in America is far more deadly and dangerous than being an ICE officer.
If you’re scared of a Honda Pilot driving less than 5 miles an hour, with its wheels pointing away from you, you should not be working in law-enforcement…
You shouldn’t have a gun. You shouldn’t have a badge. You should find a new line of work.
You shouldn’t have a gun. You shouldn’t have a badge. You should find a new line of work.
January 8, 2026 at 8:33 PM
A friendly reminder that no ICE officer has ever been killed in the line of duty in a hostile incident.
Being an elementary schoolchild in America is far more deadly and dangerous than being an ICE officer.
Being an elementary schoolchild in America is far more deadly and dangerous than being an ICE officer.
Absolutely stunning handwriting, like a Victorian schoolchild
November 20, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Absolutely stunning handwriting, like a Victorian schoolchild
I love how twitters system forces you to delete the tweets yourself like a teacher with a naughty schoolchild
January 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I love how twitters system forces you to delete the tweets yourself like a teacher with a naughty schoolchild
He did the same thing to Brazil after they made Bolsonaro wear an ankle monitor
Our trade policy shifts based upon the volatility of a man with the emotional maturity of a schoolchild
Our trade policy shifts based upon the volatility of a man with the emotional maturity of a schoolchild
The president announces an arbitrary price hike on Americans because his feelings are hurt by an ad accurately quoting Ronald Reagan’s criticism of tariffs
October 26, 2025 at 4:05 AM
He did the same thing to Brazil after they made Bolsonaro wear an ankle monitor
Our trade policy shifts based upon the volatility of a man with the emotional maturity of a schoolchild
Our trade policy shifts based upon the volatility of a man with the emotional maturity of a schoolchild
A schoolchild in Tehran. A mother in Gaza. A father in Beirut. Different names, same silence after the bombs. Pope Leo XIV keeps begging leaders to choose dialogue over “the thunderous sound of bombs”. His #CupOfJoe knows that peace is more than a talking point.
July 26, 2026 at 2:43 PM
A schoolchild in Tehran. A mother in Gaza. A father in Beirut. Different names, same silence after the bombs. Pope Leo XIV keeps begging leaders to choose dialogue over “the thunderous sound of bombs”. His #CupOfJoe knows that peace is more than a talking point.
but also, fundamentally, they are better at imagining and emphasizing with somebody whose hand they've shaken than with a Minnesota lawmaker or a dead elementary schoolchild.
September 12, 2025 at 3:32 PM
but also, fundamentally, they are better at imagining and emphasizing with somebody whose hand they've shaken than with a Minnesota lawmaker or a dead elementary schoolchild.
Desk to make one feel like a fancy little scholar/noble schoolchild.
what is wrong with me. i want to be a little scholar so bad and have a neat little place for my inks and to do my prayer writings and such--
December 30, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Desk to make one feel like a fancy little scholar/noble schoolchild.
I'd insist on the use of Roman numerals instead of Arabic ones, and that every schoolchild needed to learn Sanskrit in order to deal with the literary crisis.
Hey. If the nyt invited you to be part of a focus group what would you do as a bit?
September 25, 2026 at 3:13 AM
I'd insist on the use of Roman numerals instead of Arabic ones, and that every schoolchild needed to learn Sanskrit in order to deal with the literary crisis.
Every schoolchild should learn The New Colossus.
January 28, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Every schoolchild should learn The New Colossus.
One dead Iranian schoolchild is a million too many.
July 1, 2026 at 7:15 PM
One dead Iranian schoolchild is a million too many.
they met when she was a literal schoolchild.
February 3, 2026 at 6:03 PM
they met when she was a literal schoolchild.
When a schoolchild asked former British Prime Minister Harold MacMillan what politicians feared the most, he answered, “Events, dear boy. Events.”
Booker has created an Event. Events are powerful.
Perhaps a point worth remembering tomorrow.
Booker has created an Event. Events are powerful.
Perhaps a point worth remembering tomorrow.
April 1, 2025 at 11:28 PM
When a schoolchild asked former British Prime Minister Harold MacMillan what politicians feared the most, he answered, “Events, dear boy. Events.”
Booker has created an Event. Events are powerful.
Perhaps a point worth remembering tomorrow.
Booker has created an Event. Events are powerful.
Perhaps a point worth remembering tomorrow.
Unfortunately, it has become the American model of winning at politics. We, as a country, can't seem to decide which is more important: depriving poor schoolchild of nutritious lunches or illuminating books?
February 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Unfortunately, it has become the American model of winning at politics. We, as a country, can't seem to decide which is more important: depriving poor schoolchild of nutritious lunches or illuminating books?
A schoolchild in Tehran. A mother in Gaza. A father in Beirut. Different names, same silence after the bombs. Pope Leo XIV keeps begging leaders to choose dialogue over “the thunderous sound of bombs”. Peace isn’t a talking point—it’s what keeps a child off the list of the dead.
July 21, 2026 at 8:06 PM
A schoolchild in Tehran. A mother in Gaza. A father in Beirut. Different names, same silence after the bombs. Pope Leo XIV keeps begging leaders to choose dialogue over “the thunderous sound of bombs”. Peace isn’t a talking point—it’s what keeps a child off the list of the dead.
YES WASBAPPIN was punching a schoolchild. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.
February 3, 2026 at 6:10 AM
YES WASBAPPIN was punching a schoolchild. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.
Far more dangerous to be a schoolchild in America.
January 8, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Far more dangerous to be a schoolchild in America.
same - inculcate every schoolchild with a deep textual analysis of the tripitaka and mahayana sutras
March 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
same - inculcate every schoolchild with a deep textual analysis of the tripitaka and mahayana sutras
Odds on this guy ever having been to the two August 1945 sites? Or know what they are? (Which every Japanese schoolchild learns.) And why it was them?
Or know about Curtis LeMay and Tokyo 1945, which was not a "surprise" but was... something he should know about?
My bet is 0% on any of these.
Or know about Curtis LeMay and Tokyo 1945, which was not a "surprise" but was... something he should know about?
My bet is 0% on any of these.
Trump: "Japan has been very good to us with the exception of Pearl Harbor"
August 3, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Odds on this guy ever having been to the two August 1945 sites? Or know what they are? (Which every Japanese schoolchild learns.) And why it was them?
Or know about Curtis LeMay and Tokyo 1945, which was not a "surprise" but was... something he should know about?
My bet is 0% on any of these.
Or know about Curtis LeMay and Tokyo 1945, which was not a "surprise" but was... something he should know about?
My bet is 0% on any of these.
Weird how when a Western Kabuki schoolchild Maoist quote tweets your account you end up deluged with gopniks and uncles in the notifications.
March 2, 2026 at 11:06 AM
Weird how when a Western Kabuki schoolchild Maoist quote tweets your account you end up deluged with gopniks and uncles in the notifications.
Every schoolchild in this country has to do mass shooter drills, none of us care if you were afraid of the theatrical nothingburger
People here are being really shitty, including at fellow journalists who've been traumatized, and you will regret those posts. Or should.
Also this does not help your political cause, whatever that might be.
Also this does not help your political cause, whatever that might be.
April 26, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Every schoolchild in this country has to do mass shooter drills, none of us care if you were afraid of the theatrical nothingburger
Come on in. The rats are lovely #MERLRatTrail
April 8, 2026 at 9:52 AM
Come on in. The rats are lovely #MERLRatTrail
The vocabulary range of a schoolchild.
No wonder the rednecks love him.
No wonder the rednecks love him.
November 30, 2025 at 11:22 PM
The vocabulary range of a schoolchild.
No wonder the rednecks love him.
No wonder the rednecks love him.