I'm more worried about being Schumered at this point
November 4, 2026 at 9:26 PM
I'm more worried about being Schumered at this point
It is possible to get "Schumered" and "Jeffried" at the same time... There must be some kind of prophylactic to protect us from them.. is it latex? I think it's latex...
Democrats in Congress, we have handed you enormous power. We want you to use it—wisely, creatively, decisively, and courageously.
Stop Chuck Schumering and go after the bad guys before the damage they do to the country & the world becomes fatal.
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Stop Chuck Schumering and go after the bad guys before the damage they do to the country & the world becomes fatal.
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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November 4, 2026 at 11:47 AM
It is possible to get "Schumered" and "Jeffried" at the same time... There must be some kind of prophylactic to protect us from them.. is it latex? I think it's latex...
He didn't "fail" and, I'd argue, he didn't help much either. He basically just Schumered it. Which is now a word describing a process where someone is there doesn't do much, is poised to flee if things go wrong and snatch credit if things go well.
November 4, 2026 at 6:21 PM
He didn't "fail" and, I'd argue, he didn't help much either. He basically just Schumered it. Which is now a word describing a process where someone is there doesn't do much, is poised to flee if things go wrong and snatch credit if things go well.
BUT BUT BUT bipartianship and reaching across the aisle!!
He also said Medicare for all can't happen & doesn't want to end ICE so I'm thinking he's been Schumered
He also said Medicare for all can't happen & doesn't want to end ICE so I'm thinking he's been Schumered
November 5, 2026 at 4:07 PM
BUT BUT BUT bipartianship and reaching across the aisle!!
He also said Medicare for all can't happen & doesn't want to end ICE so I'm thinking he's been Schumered
He also said Medicare for all can't happen & doesn't want to end ICE so I'm thinking he's been Schumered
And that is how we do it in minnesota
Real talk- was there a single non Minnesotan elected leader who came here to support us when we were under attack ?
That’s the list of reasonable majority leaders
If u schumered us from afar than no thank u because my kids are still scared
Real talk- was there a single non Minnesotan elected leader who came here to support us when we were under attack ?
That’s the list of reasonable majority leaders
If u schumered us from afar than no thank u because my kids are still scared
The day after winning election, Senator-elect Peggy Flanagan called for Chuck Schumer to be replaced as the Democrats’ leader in the U.S. Senate.
November 5, 2026 at 1:43 AM
And that is how we do it in minnesota
Real talk- was there a single non Minnesotan elected leader who came here to support us when we were under attack ?
That’s the list of reasonable majority leaders
If u schumered us from afar than no thank u because my kids are still scared
Real talk- was there a single non Minnesotan elected leader who came here to support us when we were under attack ?
That’s the list of reasonable majority leaders
If u schumered us from afar than no thank u because my kids are still scared
But we can be Jeffried and Schumered
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November 5, 2026 at 8:32 AM
But we can be Jeffried and Schumered
So sign this petition because it’s worth a shot to prevent Jeffries from being speaker
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Clarity Act fails ... the midterms cannot come soon enough. We need republicans to lose full control of the house and senate to grind this country to a halt if need be ... sadly it's the democrats we have to depend on, and fair chance we'll get Schumered
The Senate is set to vote this afternoon on whether to advance the Clarity Act, a major piece of crypto market structure legislation that would not only enshrine in law Trump's deregulation of the sector, but allow him to continue pocketing billions from his own crypto businesses.
Newsletter: The supposedly “unprecedented” ethics restrictions in the industry-written Clarity Act exempt Trump’s crypto businesses and leave enforcement to his loyalists. Senators must vote no on cloture tomorrow.
September 15, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Clarity Act fails ... the midterms cannot come soon enough. We need republicans to lose full control of the house and senate to grind this country to a halt if need be ... sadly it's the democrats we have to depend on, and fair chance we'll get Schumered
We’ve been Schumered.
August 24, 2026 at 8:42 PM
We’ve been Schumered.
"Oh no, I Schumered my pants!"
May 2, 2025 at 6:54 PM
"Oh no, I Schumered my pants!"
Aw man, so close. We got Chuck Schumered again.
September 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Aw man, so close. We got Chuck Schumered again.
Maybe they were “Schumered” into believing Dems would Schumer..
November 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Maybe they were “Schumered” into believing Dems would Schumer..
schumered again!
Democrats truly excel at ceding the terms of debate. This could have been a layup….
December 19, 2023 at 9:56 PM
schumered again!
She was, for all intents, fatally Schumered
May 22, 2026 at 1:50 PM
She was, for all intents, fatally Schumered
This will be hard to hear, so listen closely.
WE<< "Chuck Schumered" Obama's right to a Supreme Court Appointment.
If we had taken to the streets THEN....
We would not be HERE.
WE<< "Chuck Schumered" Obama's right to a Supreme Court Appointment.
If we had taken to the streets THEN....
We would not be HERE.
March 18, 2025 at 6:46 PM
This will be hard to hear, so listen closely.
WE<< "Chuck Schumered" Obama's right to a Supreme Court Appointment.
If we had taken to the streets THEN....
We would not be HERE.
WE<< "Chuck Schumered" Obama's right to a Supreme Court Appointment.
If we had taken to the streets THEN....
We would not be HERE.
Also Breaking: Schumer won't fund DHS until ICE agents who have no business tromping around the country tromp around with IDs and without masks, wearing body cams. Since nothing has been done to those already on video... the Democratic party has been #Schumered again.
January 30, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Also Breaking: Schumer won't fund DHS until ICE agents who have no business tromping around the country tromp around with IDs and without masks, wearing body cams. Since nothing has been done to those already on video... the Democratic party has been #Schumered again.
"OMG! They paralleled parked and Schumered me!"
May 2, 2025 at 2:01 PM
"OMG! They paralleled parked and Schumered me!"
Progression of a share, AI-trashed-your-autosuggest edition:
A post from hours ago where I got to use 'Schumered' (& question the legitimacy of if that actually happened. Even when trusting ACLU) & when typing "happen" was presented with "Hakeem?!"😭
Regardless, p certain today's bill got Hakeemed
A post from hours ago where I got to use 'Schumered' (& question the legitimacy of if that actually happened. Even when trusting ACLU) & when typing "happen" was presented with "Hakeem?!"😭
Regardless, p certain today's bill got Hakeemed
January 30, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Progression of a share, AI-trashed-your-autosuggest edition:
A post from hours ago where I got to use 'Schumered' (& question the legitimacy of if that actually happened. Even when trusting ACLU) & when typing "happen" was presented with "Hakeem?!"😭
Regardless, p certain today's bill got Hakeemed
A post from hours ago where I got to use 'Schumered' (& question the legitimacy of if that actually happened. Even when trusting ACLU) & when typing "happen" was presented with "Hakeem?!"😭
Regardless, p certain today's bill got Hakeemed
The White House press seems to have been “Schumered.”
March 19, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The White House press seems to have been “Schumered.”
Awwwwww, shit, yo! Netflix about to get Chuck Schumered!
December 5, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Awwwwww, shit, yo! Netflix about to get Chuck Schumered!
"Did Dave stand up to his boss and fight for that raise he's been due for two years?"
"Nope, he totally Schumered."
"Nope, he totally Schumered."
January 30, 2026 at 3:27 AM
"Did Dave stand up to his boss and fight for that raise he's been due for two years?"
"Nope, he totally Schumered."
"Nope, he totally Schumered."
2. Yea on CR.
Yet 10 @democrats.senate.gov,
instead of fighting,to have input,decided they’d ‘effing walk their damn yea Vote,literally giving away the only power they had to dtRumpublicans. Thems Dems ‘schumered’,gave up when most of ‘the
Yet 10 @democrats.senate.gov,
instead of fighting,to have input,decided they’d ‘effing walk their damn yea Vote,literally giving away the only power they had to dtRumpublicans. Thems Dems ‘schumered’,gave up when most of ‘the
March 27, 2025 at 7:05 AM
2. Yea on CR.
Yet 10 @democrats.senate.gov,
instead of fighting,to have input,decided they’d ‘effing walk their damn yea Vote,literally giving away the only power they had to dtRumpublicans. Thems Dems ‘schumered’,gave up when most of ‘the
Yet 10 @democrats.senate.gov,
instead of fighting,to have input,decided they’d ‘effing walk their damn yea Vote,literally giving away the only power they had to dtRumpublicans. Thems Dems ‘schumered’,gave up when most of ‘the
Well, we got Schumered
Chris Murphy: "There will be pretty substantial damage to a Dem brand that has been rehabilitated if on the heels of an election in which the people told us to keep fighting, we immediately stop... if we surrender without having gotten anything, I worry it'll be hard to get them back up off the mat"
November 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Well, we got Schumered