OUT: CBO scoring
IN: Elon Musk scoring 🇺🇸
IN: Elon Musk scoring 🇺🇸
"If you read his full quote, he said 'we think.' So it's an estimate" -- after a reporter asks a question citing direct quotes from Elon Musk about Social Security cuts, Leavitt insists Musk was taken out of context
March 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
OUT: CBO scoring
IN: Elon Musk scoring 🇺🇸
IN: Elon Musk scoring 🇺🇸
Me and the bros after scoring a goal
May 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Me and the bros after scoring a goal
Belgium cheating again by scoring goals
July 7, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Belgium cheating again by scoring goals
Damn, even Sesame Street is scoring off me
January 20, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Damn, even Sesame Street is scoring off me
Gary Lineker can’t stop scoring.
It’s extraordinary.
It’s extraordinary.
September 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Gary Lineker can’t stop scoring.
It’s extraordinary.
It’s extraordinary.
"Aw, man, now The Economist is scoring on us?"
It is notable that Andrew has been arrested for 'misconduct in public office,' which is precisely what the US Supreme Court decided no American president can ever be charged with.
- The Economist's Matt Steinglass
- The Economist's Matt Steinglass
February 21, 2026 at 10:51 PM
"Aw, man, now The Economist is scoring on us?"
“Now Ross Douthat’s scoring off of me”
DOUTHAT: What is Christian about the second Trump administration?
VANCE: Hahahaha. Well, I think that -- we have pursued a series of economic policies
VANCE: Hahahaha. Well, I think that -- we have pursued a series of economic policies
June 18, 2026 at 3:13 PM
“Now Ross Douthat’s scoring off of me”
If Hochul is scoring on him, it’s open season. Have at it, Dems.
Gov. Hochul: "Think about this next time you're stuck in traffic." www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhFl...
February 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
If Hochul is scoring on him, it’s open season. Have at it, Dems.
Oklahoma's only scoring today by accident
September 26, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Oklahoma's only scoring today by accident
This is real btw
June 3, 2026 at 4:54 PM
This is real btw
“DC-style scoring” aka “math”
FOX: This bill adds trillions to our debt. How is that acceptable to the administration?
BESSENT: You're referring to the CBO scoring I believe, which is DC-style scoring
BESSENT: You're referring to the CBO scoring I believe, which is DC-style scoring
May 23, 2025 at 3:14 PM
“DC-style scoring” aka “math”
𝑺𝑪𝑶𝑹𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑴𝑷𝑰𝑶𝑵 👑
The 𝑀'𝑽𝑃 Does It A'gain 👏
A'ja Wilson led the WNBA in scoring with 26.2 points per game.
The 𝑀'𝑽𝑃 Does It A'gain 👏
A'ja Wilson led the WNBA in scoring with 26.2 points per game.
September 25, 2026 at 7:15 PM
𝑺𝑪𝑶𝑹𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑴𝑷𝑰𝑶𝑵 👑
The 𝑀'𝑽𝑃 Does It A'gain 👏
A'ja Wilson led the WNBA in scoring with 26.2 points per game.
The 𝑀'𝑽𝑃 Does It A'gain 👏
A'ja Wilson led the WNBA in scoring with 26.2 points per game.
now the dutch are scoring on us
September 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
now the dutch are scoring on us
In case you're scoring the sycophancy.
January 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
In case you're scoring the sycophancy.
FOX: This bill adds trillions to our debt. How is that acceptable to the administration?
BESSENT: You're referring to the CBO scoring I believe, which is DC-style scoring
BESSENT: You're referring to the CBO scoring I believe, which is DC-style scoring
May 23, 2025 at 1:42 PM
FOX: This bill adds trillions to our debt. How is that acceptable to the administration?
BESSENT: You're referring to the CBO scoring I believe, which is DC-style scoring
BESSENT: You're referring to the CBO scoring I believe, which is DC-style scoring
Halligan: “Now even Borowitz is scoring off of me”
Maduro Requests Lindsay Halligan to Prosecute Him
January 3, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Halligan: “Now even Borowitz is scoring off of me”
Even the NYT is scoring off you
Senator Chuck Schumer, the Democratic leader, said he would vote for a Republican-written bill to keep federal funding flowing past a midnight Friday deadline, making a forceful case for why Democrats could not allow a shutdown that many of them have demanded. www.nytimes.com/2025/03/13/u...
March 13, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Even the NYT is scoring off you
the ancient bushido art of scoring a home run on a 4-ton sandworm
May 9, 2026 at 8:18 PM
the ancient bushido art of scoring a home run on a 4-ton sandworm
A Freeman scoring on Juneteenth
June 19, 2026 at 7:46 PM
A Freeman scoring on Juneteenth
I'm speechless. Henry scoring against Leeds, Arshavin scoring against Barcelona, we will all remember Max Dowman winning this game for Arsenal Football Club.
My entire mental health currently rests on a 16-year-old. What a stupid fucking sport.
March 14, 2026 at 7:30 PM
I'm speechless. Henry scoring against Leeds, Arshavin scoring against Barcelona, we will all remember Max Dowman winning this game for Arsenal Football Club.