Pete Hegseth would probably be furious right now if not for those eight screwdrivers at breakfast.
January 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Pete Hegseth would probably be furious right now if not for those eight screwdrivers at breakfast.
Do you know where your screwdrivers are?
Because I think they're all at my house.
Because I think they're all at my house.
September 23, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Do you know where your screwdrivers are?
Because I think they're all at my house.
Because I think they're all at my house.
WHY DO SO MANY IKEA PRODUCTS NEED SCREWDRIVERS
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ALLEN WRENCH
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ALLEN WRENCH
November 29, 2024 at 4:44 AM
WHY DO SO MANY IKEA PRODUCTS NEED SCREWDRIVERS
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ALLEN WRENCH
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ALLEN WRENCH
Screwdrivers are going to make hammers obsolete. Silly right? That's what most tech discussions turn into.
November 12, 2024 at 4:10 PM
Screwdrivers are going to make hammers obsolete. Silly right? That's what most tech discussions turn into.
useful fact: JIS screwdrivers work in Philips screws just fine. Philips screwdrivers will destroy a JIS screw in short order. this leads to lots of stripped screws on old ham radios
If you’re working on Japanese things, (cameras and stuff) they often use JIS screws, not Philips. 👍🏼
February 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
useful fact: JIS screwdrivers work in Philips screws just fine. Philips screwdrivers will destroy a JIS screw in short order. this leads to lots of stripped screws on old ham radios
It’s screwdrivers.
If this aid package turns out to be another box of screwdrivers I’ll lose it
December 30, 2024 at 7:40 PM
It’s screwdrivers.
If it’s more screwdrivers I swear to god
January 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
If it’s more screwdrivers I swear to god
modern websites:
thanks for buying a screwdriver
[two days later]
hey so do you need more screwdrivers
thanks for buying a screwdriver
[two days later]
hey so do you need more screwdrivers
April 14, 2025 at 1:45 PM
modern websites:
thanks for buying a screwdriver
[two days later]
hey so do you need more screwdrivers
thanks for buying a screwdriver
[two days later]
hey so do you need more screwdrivers
If today’s big surprise is sanctions + screwdrivers I will lose it
July 14, 2025 at 11:23 AM
If today’s big surprise is sanctions + screwdrivers I will lose it
If this aid package turns out to be another box of screwdrivers I’ll lose it
December 30, 2024 at 12:08 PM
If this aid package turns out to be another box of screwdrivers I’ll lose it
Got banned from home depot for asking whether they have the plus- and minus-shaped screwdrivers
January 10, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Got banned from home depot for asking whether they have the plus- and minus-shaped screwdrivers
If today’s aid package is more screwdrivers I swear to god
January 9, 2025 at 8:09 AM
If today’s aid package is more screwdrivers I swear to god
There are flathead screwdrivers and then there's @vermyfox.bsky.social a flathead fox
June 4, 2026 at 11:58 PM
There are flathead screwdrivers and then there's @vermyfox.bsky.social a flathead fox
I’ve got no qualms with money.
It’s a tool though. With infinite applications.
It would be weird to just… take all the screwdrivers. If twelve people kept all the screwdrivers we’d rightfully call them monsters.
If they then pointed all their screwdrivers at us, we’d rightfully want their blood.
It’s a tool though. With infinite applications.
It would be weird to just… take all the screwdrivers. If twelve people kept all the screwdrivers we’d rightfully call them monsters.
If they then pointed all their screwdrivers at us, we’d rightfully want their blood.
May 3, 2026 at 10:06 AM
I’ve got no qualms with money.
It’s a tool though. With infinite applications.
It would be weird to just… take all the screwdrivers. If twelve people kept all the screwdrivers we’d rightfully call them monsters.
If they then pointed all their screwdrivers at us, we’d rightfully want their blood.
It’s a tool though. With infinite applications.
It would be weird to just… take all the screwdrivers. If twelve people kept all the screwdrivers we’d rightfully call them monsters.
If they then pointed all their screwdrivers at us, we’d rightfully want their blood.
battling my (correct, obvious) understanding that two bit-changing ratchet screwdrivers are superior to a rack of screwdrivers with my (correct, obvious) understanding that Craftsman screwdrivers are the Correct screwdrivers to own and look great on a tool wall
December 26, 2024 at 4:54 AM
battling my (correct, obvious) understanding that two bit-changing ratchet screwdrivers are superior to a rack of screwdrivers with my (correct, obvious) understanding that Craftsman screwdrivers are the Correct screwdrivers to own and look great on a tool wall
These screwdrivers got me wondering who is Phillip and what happened to his head
January 20, 2026 at 8:45 PM
These screwdrivers got me wondering who is Phillip and what happened to his head
tropicana rebrand to sell "virgin screwdrivers"
I’m enjoying an ice cold alcohol-free vodka straight from the tap in my kitchen
April 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
tropicana rebrand to sell "virgin screwdrivers"
Are you telling me I bought these really small screwdrivers for nothing
Peter Navarro: "With all these new advanced manufacturing techniques and the way things are moving with AI and things like that, it's inconceivable to me that Tim Cook could not produce his iPhones elsewhere around the world and in this country."
July 7, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Are you telling me I bought these really small screwdrivers for nothing
Don’t let anyone lie about January 6th. It was an armed attack. They had pipe bombs, guns, Molotov cocktails, stun guns, a crossbow, hockey sticks, bats, flagpoles, pepper/bear spray, brass knuckles, scissors, screwdrivers, and an axe. More than 1,200 arrested. 117 for weapons/assaulting police.
January 6, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Don’t let anyone lie about January 6th. It was an armed attack. They had pipe bombs, guns, Molotov cocktails, stun guns, a crossbow, hockey sticks, bats, flagpoles, pepper/bear spray, brass knuckles, scissors, screwdrivers, and an axe. More than 1,200 arrested. 117 for weapons/assaulting police.
Garage karaoke with the two worst singers you know
July 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Garage karaoke with the two worst singers you know
Another travel day and I’m delayed. Have to put these screwdrivers somewhere 🤷
May 26, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Another travel day and I’m delayed. Have to put these screwdrivers somewhere 🤷