Lee Dixon masturbates to the Screwfix catalogue
June 27, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Lee Dixon masturbates to the Screwfix catalogue
Screwfix has sprung 🏵
March 2, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Screwfix has sprung 🏵
Why can’t I replicate this rizz in real life x
January 3, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Why can’t I replicate this rizz in real life x
Turned up late, drank all the tea, buggered off to Screwfix to get a part
February 9, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Turned up late, drank all the tea, buggered off to Screwfix to get a part
I always thought rawl plugs were called wall plugs because, well they go into the wall. Screwfix corrected me at 50 years of age.
June 2, 2026 at 9:20 AM
I always thought rawl plugs were called wall plugs because, well they go into the wall. Screwfix corrected me at 50 years of age.
Overheard in Screwfix: “well I asked ChatGPT…” Notable that the guy behind the counter setting out why, no, the suggested remedy would cause a fire didn’t even blink.
June 9, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Overheard in Screwfix: “well I asked ChatGPT…” Notable that the guy behind the counter setting out why, no, the suggested remedy would cause a fire didn’t even blink.
Screwfix, an app for a single shop that sells hardware and DIY goods, outranks Twitter in the UK App Store right now.
November 13, 2024 at 9:26 AM
Screwfix, an app for a single shop that sells hardware and DIY goods, outranks Twitter in the UK App Store right now.
Your dad draws circles around what he wants for Christmas in the Screwfix catalogue
November 16, 2024 at 2:15 PM
Your dad draws circles around what he wants for Christmas in the Screwfix catalogue
Available at Screwfix
October 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Available at Screwfix
You can shut Screwfix out of respect, maybe.
April 20, 2025 at 6:52 AM
You can shut Screwfix out of respect, maybe.
Or as Jane Eyre used to call him…
February 13, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Or as Jane Eyre used to call him…
screwfix dot ie you have ideas above your station
June 16, 2026 at 3:12 PM
screwfix dot ie you have ideas above your station
April 18, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Looks like queue at Screwfix
September 24, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Looks like queue at Screwfix
Off. To. Screwfix.
So that tells you how my day is going.
So that tells you how my day is going.
November 23, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Off. To. Screwfix.
So that tells you how my day is going.
So that tells you how my day is going.
Frog eyed sprite doing frog eyed things.
Like going to Screwfix but not wanting to go home again after
Like going to Screwfix but not wanting to go home again after
September 21, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Frog eyed sprite doing frog eyed things.
Like going to Screwfix but not wanting to go home again after
Like going to Screwfix but not wanting to go home again after
but mister screwfix i dont want 800 of this type of screw. i only need for six 🥺 please dont make me buy eight hundred of this screw mister screwfix
September 22, 2026 at 3:04 PM
but mister screwfix i dont want 800 of this type of screw. i only need for six 🥺 please dont make me buy eight hundred of this screw mister screwfix
I am giddy with excitement lads. Gotta collect batteries and foam tape from Screwfix after work. Off. The. Hook.
September 23, 2026 at 1:30 PM
I am giddy with excitement lads. Gotta collect batteries and foam tape from Screwfix after work. Off. The. Hook.
For a company with the word "screw" in their name, Screwfix have a surprisingly limited selection of screws nowadays
December 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
For a company with the word "screw" in their name, Screwfix have a surprisingly limited selection of screws nowadays
Good of Screwfix to provide these cargo bike + trailer spaces right outside their branch 👍
May 14, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Good of Screwfix to provide these cargo bike + trailer spaces right outside their branch 👍
Turns out that a sex tape isn't what I thought it was. Apologies to everyone at my local Screwfix (which also isn't what I thought it was).
November 10, 2024 at 12:27 PM
Turns out that a sex tape isn't what I thought it was. Apologies to everyone at my local Screwfix (which also isn't what I thought it was).
A reminder that the UK’s single sex spaces are officially:
- Screwfix
- BFI Space 1999 retrospective
- Waterstones Max Hastings signing queue
- Oasis VIP enclosure
- An Evening With Hannah Fry, King’s Place
- Crich Tramway Museum
- Hawksmoor steakhouses
- Screwfix
- BFI Space 1999 retrospective
- Waterstones Max Hastings signing queue
- Oasis VIP enclosure
- An Evening With Hannah Fry, King’s Place
- Crich Tramway Museum
- Hawksmoor steakhouses
August 9, 2025 at 2:57 PM
A reminder that the UK’s single sex spaces are officially:
- Screwfix
- BFI Space 1999 retrospective
- Waterstones Max Hastings signing queue
- Oasis VIP enclosure
- An Evening With Hannah Fry, King’s Place
- Crich Tramway Museum
- Hawksmoor steakhouses
- Screwfix
- BFI Space 1999 retrospective
- Waterstones Max Hastings signing queue
- Oasis VIP enclosure
- An Evening With Hannah Fry, King’s Place
- Crich Tramway Museum
- Hawksmoor steakhouses