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🔞 Riddlr [Open Comms] 🏳‍🌈

@riddlr.bsky.social

Finished Commission for SecretService on FA ^^
www.furaffinity.net/view/63469294/

December 28, 2025 at 11:32 AM

Mark Zaid, Esq

@markzaidesq.bsky.social

Statement from former USSS @SecretService Director Kimberly Cheatle regarding latest reports concerning her #securityclearance.

For more information, contact me as her legal counsel.

August 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM

Matt Novak

@paleofuture.bsky.social

🤞

NOW: Per pool, 2 ambulances and several vans that appeared full of @SecretService have left Mar-a-Lago in the last few minutes.
1:16 PM • Nov 21, 2024 - 82.8K Views

November 21, 2024 at 9:34 PM

Lori Hamilton Byrd

@lorihamilton.bsky.social

Pat Fallon is a jackass. The #SecretService Director is a #Hero. #StandWithRonaldRowe #RonaldRowe

December 6, 2024 at 1:21 AM

Clay Jones

@claytoonz.bsky.social

Donald Trump can fall asleep anywhere #Trump #SleepyTrump #SleepyDon #AssassinationAttempt #WHCD #SecretService

April 27, 2026 at 8:45 PM

Morgan J Freeman

@mjfree.bsky.social

Hey SecretService (on X) — I’d like to report a death threat if not multiple death threats.

Please see below

twitter.com

September 10, 2026 at 11:50 PM

julia

@naomishambles.bsky.social

@SecretService

June 8, 2026 at 6:04 PM

Lane Baldwin

@lanebaldwin.bsky.social

Hold up. I've been thinking about this whole #FascistBarbie purse heist thing.

DHS Sec'y #KristiNoem had her purse stolen at a restaurant by a masked man, while surrounded by #SecretService agents & family. She had everything needed to leave the country. (Theory 1)

1/3

April 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM

𝕊𝕒𝕝𝕥𝕪𝔹𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕤

@saltybitchables.bsky.social

This is what happens when you put unqualified sycophants in key roles in our government.

#ProudBlue
#SecretService
#WHCD

Bill Madden @maddenifico.bsky.social · Apr 27

A stunning lack of security. I don't know how Kash Patel survives this.

April 27, 2026 at 5:08 PM

Clay Jones

@claytoonz.bsky.social

Drawn in 30 seconds #Trump #SleepyTrump #SleepyDon #AssassinationAttempt #WHCD #SecretService

April 28, 2026 at 12:44 PM

Hawk

@mdg650hawk.bsky.social

Full Video Here: youtu.be/NrKR_Uj-nfs

#duet #WHCD #correspondentsdinner #shooting #assassination #attempt #trump #ballroom #security #secretservice #DC #washington

April 29, 2026 at 6:01 AM

Matt Novak

@paleofuture.bsky.social

Bad news, friends. We're not that lucky.

Andrew Feinberg: CALM DOWN, PEOPLE.

Per a transition source and @SecretService
, the ambulances were part of Vice President-elect @JDVance
’s motorcade.

False alarm.

Go about your business.

November 21, 2024 at 9:50 PM

Daughter of the Revolution

@eyewashdesign.bsky.social

Anyone have an update or info. on why this veteran was arrested by Parks Police / Secret Service at the DC Mall during the 04/19/25 "Hands Off"protests? His name is allegedly David Dietz.

#HandsOff #Protest #TheMall #Veteran #SecretService

April 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM

Mike Masnick

@masnick.com

Hey, @kenwhite.bsky.social, do you have any feedback for the acting US Attorney in the Central District about what "true threats" means?

Acting US Attorney Bill Essayli quote tweeting a tweet from Newsom's press office.

The Newsome tweet reads: "Kristi Noem is going to have a bad day today.

You’re welcome, America."

Essayli's response: "We have zero tolerance for direct or implicit threats against government officials. I've referred this matter to
@SecretService
and requested a full threat assessment."

September 20, 2025 at 9:46 PM

Merle Meyerdierks

@merledieperle.bsky.social

Ein Schelm wer böses dabei denkt....

bzw.

#Amerika das Land der unbegrenzten Unmöglichkeit!

#Harris #Trump #SecretService

August 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM

Hawk

@mdg650hawk.bsky.social

Full Video Here: youtu.be/NrKR_Uj-nfs

#gunviolence #guns #shooting #whitehouse #trump #WHCD #correspondentsdinner #assassination #attempt #secretservice #evacuation #jdvance #shelterinplace #terror

April 26, 2026 at 6:48 AM

TrinityNYC

@frankie0320.bsky.social

SecretService
SS
Schutzstaffel

Block Club Chicago @blockclubchi.bsky.social · Jan 24

UPDATE: Secret Service agents — not ICE — were denied entry at a Chicago school despite initial CPS reports, a CPS source said.

Secret Service agents were looking for an 11-year-old who posted an anti-Trump video, the source said. https://buff.ly/3EatFDz