Years Of Learning To Love Self Undone By Single Glimpse Of Body In Self-Checkout Camera https://theonion.com/years-of-learning-to-love-self-undone-by-single-glimpse-of-body-in-self-checkout-camera/
October 26, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Years Of Learning To Love Self Undone By Single Glimpse Of Body In Self-Checkout Camera https://theonion.com/years-of-learning-to-love-self-undone-by-single-glimpse-of-body-in-self-checkout-camera/
Hey, it's self love. 🤣
October 26, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Hey, it's self love. 🤣
Disco Elysium style self portrait ✨
October 25, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Disco Elysium style self portrait ✨
Always take your self-care seriously 🥰
October 26, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Always take your self-care seriously 🥰
Nude Self Portrait
Acrylic and Pastel
Acrylic and Pastel
October 27, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Nude Self Portrait
Acrylic and Pastel
Acrylic and Pastel
You aren’t self aware, you are performing self awareness to fuck ladies.
October 24, 2026 at 8:49 PM
You aren’t self aware, you are performing self awareness to fuck ladies.
Self-ship ❌ Self-slander ✅
October 27, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Self-ship ❌ Self-slander ✅
"self-sufficient" and "self-reliant" is Ayn Rand shit so none of that either
October 28, 2026 at 1:39 AM
"self-sufficient" and "self-reliant" is Ayn Rand shit so none of that either
This. Have a little self respect, magic.
Major beef time:
Sulu does not say this flavor text. Anywhere, anytime. Ever. This is a George Takai meme that has nothing to do with Sulu.
WHY IS THAT FLAVOR TEXT ON THIS CARD?
Sulu does not say this flavor text. Anywhere, anytime. Ever. This is a George Takai meme that has nothing to do with Sulu.
WHY IS THAT FLAVOR TEXT ON THIS CARD?
October 27, 2026 at 4:02 PM
This. Have a little self respect, magic.
this is borderline self-parody www.latimes.com/california/s...
October 27, 2026 at 3:53 AM
this is borderline self-parody www.latimes.com/california/s...
No self help book has ever been this accurate 😏
October 26, 2026 at 4:05 PM
No self help book has ever been this accurate 😏
Pro tip for Vance. Self-confident men don't have to tell others they're self-confident.
October 26, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Pro tip for Vance. Self-confident men don't have to tell others they're self-confident.
Donald Trump saying Barack Obama isn't a smart guy will be in heavy contention for 2026's Least Self-Aware Remark.
Trump is BIG MAD about Obama saying the White House now looks like Saddam opened a Cheesecake Factory: "He's not a smart guy. He's not smart at all ... for you to say it's a Cheesecake Factory, that just shows why you were a lousy president"
October 26, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Donald Trump saying Barack Obama isn't a smart guy will be in heavy contention for 2026's Least Self-Aware Remark.
Truly self-checkout.
October 26, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Truly self-checkout.
Incredible — Trump tries to self-soothe about Obama’s Cheesecake Factory Line clearly hurting his feelings… for 2 full minutes 😬
October 27, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Incredible — Trump tries to self-soothe about Obama’s Cheesecake Factory Line clearly hurting his feelings… for 2 full minutes 😬
What counts as self hosting?
October 28, 2026 at 9:06 AM
What counts as self hosting?
Norman Rockwell’s triple self-portrait, 1960
October 25, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Norman Rockwell’s triple self-portrait, 1960
Not self aware kitty in elevator
October 28, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Not self aware kitty in elevator
A self deprecating monochrome Monday pic
October 26, 2026 at 9:12 AM
A self deprecating monochrome Monday pic
These anti-trans Dems are saying "biological males" should be banned from girls sports because they know exactly how bad it sounds if they say "transgender girls" should be banned from girls sports.
They're using "biological males" framing as a sort of self-justification and self-soothing.
They're using "biological males" framing as a sort of self-justification and self-soothing.
Holy shit. This clip edits out the very next thing he says:
October 26, 2026 at 1:52 AM
These anti-trans Dems are saying "biological males" should be banned from girls sports because they know exactly how bad it sounds if they say "transgender girls" should be banned from girls sports.
They're using "biological males" framing as a sort of self-justification and self-soothing.
They're using "biological males" framing as a sort of self-justification and self-soothing.
Totally lacking in self-awareness, aren't they?
October 26, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Totally lacking in self-awareness, aren't they?