Any self-help book you didn’t write is not a self-help book.
December 14, 2024 at 5:31 PM
Any self-help book you didn’t write is not a self-help book.
Heavily Armed Self-Help Gurus Demand America Reopens Their Hearts
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internal self help
November 23, 2025 at 3:51 PM
internal self help
Is there a self-help book on how to deal with mass insanity?
November 13, 2024 at 10:26 AM
Is there a self-help book on how to deal with mass insanity?
self help book (back cover in replies)
December 13, 2023 at 5:59 PM
self help book (back cover in replies)
Apropos of nothing I feel like one of the most important things to help your kids develop is an ability to self-regulate.
June 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Apropos of nothing I feel like one of the most important things to help your kids develop is an ability to self-regulate.
I couldn't help Mai self
December 10, 2024 at 1:20 AM
I couldn't help Mai self
If you have enough money that you can blow $100,000,000 on avoiding taxes, you have enough money to pay $100,000,000 *on* taxes that will help your fellow citizens, you self-centered prick.
August 11, 2026 at 4:15 PM
If you have enough money that you can blow $100,000,000 on avoiding taxes, you have enough money to pay $100,000,000 *on* taxes that will help your fellow citizens, you self-centered prick.
self help
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December 18, 2023 at 6:08 PM
self help
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Sometimes you need a little help from your friends.
Piglets enjoying a little self care moment with help from Emery.
Piglets enjoying a little self care moment with help from Emery.
September 16, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Sometimes you need a little help from your friends.
Piglets enjoying a little self care moment with help from Emery.
Piglets enjoying a little self care moment with help from Emery.
Tech guys who only read self help books struggling to understand Shii'ism and glorious martyrdom
March 10, 2026 at 9:54 AM
Tech guys who only read self help books struggling to understand Shii'ism and glorious martyrdom
Feel like you can't replace all your employees with "help yourself" terminals and not expect this result.
June 8, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Feel like you can't replace all your employees with "help yourself" terminals and not expect this result.
My self-help book "The Litany of Small Bullshit that Will Get You to Girl"
May 2, 2026 at 3:11 PM
My self-help book "The Litany of Small Bullshit that Will Get You to Girl"
WITNESS: "I just can't let this narrative of self-defense go any further. That’s absolutely not what it was… ICE agents didn’t let anyone help her for 15 minutes, then medics couldn’t get through with their ambulance.”
January 8, 2026 at 3:35 AM
WITNESS: "I just can't let this narrative of self-defense go any further. That’s absolutely not what it was… ICE agents didn’t let anyone help her for 15 minutes, then medics couldn’t get through with their ambulance.”
Rare self indulgent mood
February 14, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Rare self indulgent mood
im so agp i jack off to self help books
February 27, 2025 at 12:45 PM
im so agp i jack off to self help books
November 14, 2024 at 10:47 PM
Me in a bookstore: Where's the self-help section?
Clerk: If I told you, it would defeat the purpose.
Clerk: If I told you, it would defeat the purpose.
September 14, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Me in a bookstore: Where's the self-help section?
Clerk: If I told you, it would defeat the purpose.
Clerk: If I told you, it would defeat the purpose.
bluesky clippy: hey there! you seem to be mad at something but not the person you’re yelling at. would you like some help self-regulating?
Good thing to remember online right now is that everyone here is very emotionally dysregulated and dealing with that by posting
February 28, 2026 at 11:24 PM
bluesky clippy: hey there! you seem to be mad at something but not the person you’re yelling at. would you like some help self-regulating?
i have no self control send help
December 9, 2024 at 8:46 PM
i have no self control send help
Nothing like a little encouragement to help your friend transform into their best werewolf self~
For @hansfaffing.bsky.social !
#tfsky #TfEveryday #transfur
For @hansfaffing.bsky.social !
#tfsky #TfEveryday #transfur
May 7, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Nothing like a little encouragement to help your friend transform into their best werewolf self~
For @hansfaffing.bsky.social !
#tfsky #TfEveryday #transfur
For @hansfaffing.bsky.social !
#tfsky #TfEveryday #transfur
please help me expose my true self to the world 🥹
December 28, 2024 at 10:21 AM
please help me expose my true self to the world 🥹
*calls self help line
*gets my own voicemail
*gets my own voicemail
September 1, 2026 at 11:24 AM
*calls self help line
*gets my own voicemail
*gets my own voicemail