I endorse Diane Seltzer and I'm not even a lawyer.
May 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I endorse Diane Seltzer and I'm not even a lawyer.
When your wife drinks half a can of seltzer and then just leaves it somewhere
The Momentary Desires of the Wife #48
August 23, 2026 at 11:45 PM
When your wife drinks half a can of seltzer and then just leaves it somewhere
Diane Seltzer and Amanda Molina won their DC Bar races 🍾
www.dcbar.org/news-events/...
ht: @kathoh.bsky.social
www.dcbar.org/news-events/...
ht: @kathoh.bsky.social
June 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Diane Seltzer and Amanda Molina won their DC Bar races 🍾
www.dcbar.org/news-events/...
ht: @kathoh.bsky.social
www.dcbar.org/news-events/...
ht: @kathoh.bsky.social
I have accomplished so much Alka-Seltzer
Those are just things he's bought. Buying things isn't an accomplishment.
February 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I have accomplished so much Alka-Seltzer
Just in from DC Bar - labor attorney Diane Seltzer defeats securities attorney Brad Bondi in a closely watched race with record turnout.
June 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Just in from DC Bar - labor attorney Diane Seltzer defeats securities attorney Brad Bondi in a closely watched race with record turnout.
Mystic: guarding the seltzer
August 20, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Mystic: guarding the seltzer
Me after drinking one 5mg TCH seltzer
October 11, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Me after drinking one 5mg TCH seltzer
MEMBERS OF THE DC BAR: THIS MESSAGE IS FOR YOU—PLEASE VOTE FOR DIANE SELTZER (@whatajlp.bsky.social) 👉👉👉👉👉
April 24, 2025 at 1:40 PM
MEMBERS OF THE DC BAR: THIS MESSAGE IS FOR YOU—PLEASE VOTE FOR DIANE SELTZER (@whatajlp.bsky.social) 👉👉👉👉👉
flavored seltzer
Ok. It feels like quite literally everything is worse than it was 5 years ago. Products, commercials, the world etc.
So I ask: what are you experiencing that you feel is better than it was 5 years ago?
So I ask: what are you experiencing that you feel is better than it was 5 years ago?
August 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
flavored seltzer
One day you're flush with seltzer and you can throw caution to the wind opening up them bad boys. Then before you know it you're out of seltzer
September 21, 2026 at 4:43 PM
One day you're flush with seltzer and you can throw caution to the wind opening up them bad boys. Then before you know it you're out of seltzer
Vaping is the seltzer of smoking.
May 17, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Vaping is the seltzer of smoking.
bringing an ice cold seltzer to my desk and placing it right next to two half-emptied, tepid cans of seltzer
August 10, 2026 at 5:12 PM
bringing an ice cold seltzer to my desk and placing it right next to two half-emptied, tepid cans of seltzer
when the cardboard recycling is full
September 26, 2026 at 6:28 PM
when the cardboard recycling is full
BIG WIN for the D.C. Bar & democracy
President-Elect Diane Seltzer triumphed with a staggering 90% of the vote
Given what one Bondi has done as AG we did not need to take a risk on another heading the DC Bar
President-Elect Diane Seltzer triumphed with a staggering 90% of the vote
Given what one Bondi has done as AG we did not need to take a risk on another heading the DC Bar
DC Bar - Meet President-Elect Candidate Diane Seltzer
Diane Seltzer, principal of the Seltzer Law Firm, will focus on supporting D.C. Bar members during a time of great uncertainty and transition…
www.dcbar.org
June 9, 2025 at 4:32 PM
BIG WIN for the D.C. Bar & democracy
President-Elect Diane Seltzer triumphed with a staggering 90% of the vote
Given what one Bondi has done as AG we did not need to take a risk on another heading the DC Bar
President-Elect Diane Seltzer triumphed with a staggering 90% of the vote
Given what one Bondi has done as AG we did not need to take a risk on another heading the DC Bar
This new vodka seltzer tastes terrible
July 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
This new vodka seltzer tastes terrible
bluesky is more boring than twitter but thats kind of like saying flavored seltzer water is more boring than dirty heroin
May 17, 2025 at 5:50 PM
bluesky is more boring than twitter but thats kind of like saying flavored seltzer water is more boring than dirty heroin
might as well post the seltzer that makes you a puppy here too
February 19, 2024 at 8:44 PM
might as well post the seltzer that makes you a puppy here too
Donald Trump is attacking the First Amendment rights of J. Ann Seltzer while pretending to defend the First Amendment.
Kudos to FIRE for defending Seltzer from frivolous litigation.
Kudos to FIRE for defending Seltzer from frivolous litigation.
January 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Donald Trump is attacking the First Amendment rights of J. Ann Seltzer while pretending to defend the First Amendment.
Kudos to FIRE for defending Seltzer from frivolous litigation.
Kudos to FIRE for defending Seltzer from frivolous litigation.
the grown up version of panic at the disco is seltzer at the costco
March 13, 2026 at 2:45 AM
the grown up version of panic at the disco is seltzer at the costco
Riding that THC seltzer train and choose to not be social (like every weekend)
October 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Riding that THC seltzer train and choose to not be social (like every weekend)
Good news update! For those following the DC bar election, Brad Bondi (of Pam Bondi fame) lost to Diane Seltzer. This year had record breaking turnout and Diane garnered 90.9% of the vote. Go team Diane!! @whatajlp.bsky.social
www.dcbar.org/news-events/...
www.dcbar.org/news-events/...
DC Bar - Diane Seltzer Wins as D.C. Bar President-Elect
Diane A. Seltzer, principal of the Seltzer Law Firm, has been elected president-elect of the D.C. Bar for the 2025–2026 term.
www.dcbar.org
June 9, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Good news update! For those following the DC bar election, Brad Bondi (of Pam Bondi fame) lost to Diane Seltzer. This year had record breaking turnout and Diane garnered 90.9% of the vote. Go team Diane!! @whatajlp.bsky.social
www.dcbar.org/news-events/...
www.dcbar.org/news-events/...
Seltzer got me good with this a couple years ago
September 22, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Seltzer got me good with this a couple years ago
they need to make tiny cans of seltzer. i just want those first two sips
December 30, 2025 at 7:56 PM
they need to make tiny cans of seltzer. i just want those first two sips
When seltzer water is on sale 🥹
June 8, 2025 at 2:26 PM
When seltzer water is on sale 🥹
*dropping an Alka-Seltzer into the bong*
March 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
*dropping an Alka-Seltzer into the bong*