#semi-monthly
oh yeah semi-monthly reminder since its been a bit
March 4, 2026 at 10:10 PM
You know you’re getting a proper semi-monthly physical when they drag 22 doctors in.
June 11, 2026 at 7:13 PM
“Reconnecting”

Semi-monthly proof of life for drawing outside of work.
May 12, 2026 at 9:31 AM
“I aced my quarterly, semi-annual, monthly physical. The doctors said, ‘Sir, we’ve never seen such a healthy leper before.’ Then I took my cognitive test, which consisted of calculating the square roots of very complicated numbers.” — Senile Satan
May 26, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Annual to semi annual to monthly to daily
October 9, 2025 at 7:35 PM
As someone who does comics on a semi-monthly basis, I cannot fathom how mangaka do this shit on a weekly basis.
April 1, 2025 at 3:36 AM
DHS has in general stopped publishing (or only dribbled out) a whole range of datasets on immigration enforcement. For example, USCIS used to publish data on credible fear interviews every other week. Hasn't been updated even ONCE since Trump took office.

We are losing eyes on what's going on.
May 9, 2025 at 12:54 PM
semi monthly remembering how to draw doodle. he wore this knowing it didn't fit smh
May 7, 2026 at 11:08 PM
semi monthly reminder that Kagi exists
I see a lot of people turning to ChatGPT et al because Google search is so useless anymore and it’s hard to convince them otherwise! It’s so bad right now!
Search has become nearly unusable because Google/YouTube consistently returns results for terms that are spelled similarly--even if their meaning isn't anywhere close to the search term--every fucking time now.
May 3, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Friday is JOBS DAY, but there's an asterisk.

These data count the folks on company payrolls in the pay period that includes April 12. So many companies paying bi-weekly, semi-monthly, or monthly might report their pre-Liberation Day headcount.

These are not post-tariff numbers.
May 1, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Semi-monthly rain frog exhumation
January 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Now, half a decade in, shingles cases are already skewing younger as the constant semi-monthly infections awaken dormant herpes.
November 20, 2024 at 5:43 PM
semi-monthly reality reminder
*hysterical cackling*

all of “AI” consumer spending is not even 1/100th of the EQUINE INDUSTRY

NOT EVEN 1%
March 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Please note that these are semi-monthly deductions (stated under “2026 COST” line).

Every paycheck.

My monthly mortgage alone is $1900.

It was a big fucking deal to have saved up to buy my own beautiful home four years ago (having divorced after 22 yrs of marriage).

Impossible crossroads.
November 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Remember when FTR were beating up Rock n Roll Express on a semi monthly basis lmao #aewdynamite
November 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
semi-monthly Gay Powers Restored check-in ✅
April 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
my first monthly character poll is now live on the p-site for all semi-perfect supporters and up!

come vote now!
June 29, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Semi-monthly reminder: "Common sense" is just a folksy way to describe letting feelings, whims, and vapours govern you instead of knowledge.
February 11, 2025 at 12:33 PM
monthly character poll number 3 is now live on the p-site for all semi-perfect supporters and up! come vote now!!
September 1, 2026 at 12:05 AM
having one of my semi-monthly “what’s the point of my dumb job” spells
May 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
such a slut for the 10th and 25th of a month (I get paid semi-monthly)
March 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
And his semi-monthly cognitive test.
April 4, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Hello #PortfolioDay
Im Asinjuasflora, a semi realism artist.

My Comm slots are open, I also offer monthly rewards on Pat🌸re0n: Asinjuasflora
April 8, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Semi-Monthly Reminder: "Common sense" means "There are no facts supporting my position, but I have big, big feelings."
July 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM