PLANTS ARE SENTIENT NOW
November 4, 2026 at 2:42 AM
PLANTS ARE SENTIENT NOW
America has elected its first sentient bitcoin governor
WASHINGTON (AP) — Republican Byron Donalds wins election for governor in Florida.
November 4, 2026 at 2:16 AM
America has elected its first sentient bitcoin governor
russell brand looks like if patchouli were sentient and could hit on a waitress
November 5, 2026 at 2:40 PM
russell brand looks like if patchouli were sentient and could hit on a waitress
A real generational divide tonight between those of us who were sentient in 2000 and those who weren't as we watch these Florida returns. lol
November 4, 2026 at 12:52 AM
A real generational divide tonight between those of us who were sentient in 2000 and those who weren't as we watch these Florida returns. lol
How did nearly 2 million vote for that sentient hemorrhoid
November 4, 2026 at 4:05 AM
How did nearly 2 million vote for that sentient hemorrhoid
oh no libs of tiktok is becoming sentient
November 2, 2026 at 9:31 PM
oh no libs of tiktok is becoming sentient
I heard someone today call Russell Brand a sentient toilet brush and, yeah.
November 6, 2026 at 9:12 AM
I heard someone today call Russell Brand a sentient toilet brush and, yeah.
There is no better opening to any article than "Sentient pile of garbage Asmongold..."
Gather round to watch Asmongold suffer: aftermath.site/asmongold-mald...
November 4, 2026 at 8:50 PM
There is no better opening to any article than "Sentient pile of garbage Asmongold..."
Obviously sentient. 💕
November 6, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Obviously sentient. 💕
Thinking LMs are sentient is the flip side of thinking nonhuman animals aren't sentient. We're so attuned to language as a signal for sentience that we can't conceive of unpairing sentience from linguistic competence. So we feel LMs are people, but tool-using crows and octopuses as meat.
November 4, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Thinking LMs are sentient is the flip side of thinking nonhuman animals aren't sentient. We're so attuned to language as a signal for sentience that we can't conceive of unpairing sentience from linguistic competence. So we feel LMs are people, but tool-using crows and octopuses as meat.
If Ron Johnson was sentient I bet he’d feel real nervous right now
November 5, 2026 at 3:05 PM
If Ron Johnson was sentient I bet he’d feel real nervous right now
I honestly can’t understand a sentient being looking at the possibility Alison Pearson is out of a job and writing this
November 5, 2026 at 11:30 AM
I honestly can’t understand a sentient being looking at the possibility Alison Pearson is out of a job and writing this
im gonna need everyone to talk about the Democrats at least a little like theyve been sentient for the last twenty years
November 6, 2026 at 4:25 PM
im gonna need everyone to talk about the Democrats at least a little like theyve been sentient for the last twenty years
I question the "sentient" part of your comment 😏
November 4, 2026 at 11:06 AM
I question the "sentient" part of your comment 😏
Been entertaining myself with the thought of sentient helmets transforming the wearer into giant sentai kaiju beefbots
November 4, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Been entertaining myself with the thought of sentient helmets transforming the wearer into giant sentai kaiju beefbots
Invisible girl, that's actually just a sentient dress puppeteering an invisible mannequin around
November 4, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Invisible girl, that's actually just a sentient dress puppeteering an invisible mannequin around
The main takeaway I’ve had is that the conceit that muses aren’t sentient is impossible, an non sentient AI can’t do all that stuff, because we’ve seen what non sentient AI looks like and it’s a chat bot that hallucinates
November 2, 2026 at 11:01 PM
The main takeaway I’ve had is that the conceit that muses aren’t sentient is impossible, an non sentient AI can’t do all that stuff, because we’ve seen what non sentient AI looks like and it’s a chat bot that hallucinates
check out this barely sentient broken dildo
Andy Weir, the author of The Martian and Project Hail Mary, has spoken out about AI, saying, "If I give you a hammer, you can build a house or you can murder someone. It's not the tool that's the issue; it's the user." https://bit.ly/4iUN2SN
November 3, 2026 at 11:59 PM
check out this barely sentient broken dildo
The GOP’s strategy of “Run the most reprehensible sentient tubs of rancid pudding” doesn’t seem to be working.
November 4, 2026 at 1:09 AM
The GOP’s strategy of “Run the most reprehensible sentient tubs of rancid pudding” doesn’t seem to be working.
05:11:26 17:31 Eastern time, lentils become sentient, and initiate first human contact.
November 5, 2026 at 5:31 PM
05:11:26 17:31 Eastern time, lentils become sentient, and initiate first human contact.
I say that in hope and courage. We’ve got this. It’s a long job, working for the liberation of all sentient beings.
November 3, 2026 at 2:48 AM
I say that in hope and courage. We’ve got this. It’s a long job, working for the liberation of all sentient beings.
[mic held way too close to mouth, blasting the levels]
My name is Commander Shepard and I should be allowed to fuck every sentient being on The Citadel
My name is Commander Shepard and I should be allowed to fuck every sentient being on The Citadel
November 3, 2026 at 11:59 PM
[mic held way too close to mouth, blasting the levels]
My name is Commander Shepard and I should be allowed to fuck every sentient being on The Citadel
My name is Commander Shepard and I should be allowed to fuck every sentient being on The Citadel
sentient bottle of hair gel gavin newsom
November 5, 2026 at 7:49 PM
sentient bottle of hair gel gavin newsom
YOU THERE. WHAT DAY IS IT?
November 3, 2026 at 1:57 PM
YOU THERE. WHAT DAY IS IT?