Emotionally Distant Husband Would Rather Watch ‘Stargate SG-1’ Than Have Honest Conversation About ‘Stargate SG-1’ https://theonion.com/emotionally-distant-husband-would-rather-watch-stargate-sg-1-than-have-honest-conversation-about-stargate-sg-1/
November 19, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Emotionally Distant Husband Would Rather Watch ‘Stargate SG-1’ Than Have Honest Conversation About ‘Stargate SG-1’ https://theonion.com/emotionally-distant-husband-would-rather-watch-stargate-sg-1-than-have-honest-conversation-about-stargate-sg-1/
Panasonic SG J500
June 24, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Panasonic SG J500
Stargate SG-1 started 28 years ago today!
July 27, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Stargate SG-1 started 28 years ago today!
Emotionally Distant Husband Would Rather Watch ‘Stargate SG-1’ Than Have Honest Conversation About ‘Stargate SG-1’
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October 17, 2024 at 7:42 PM
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We need Ted Cruz as SG. NOW
January 15, 2025 at 4:24 PM
We need Ted Cruz as SG. NOW
$MCD $CMG $CAVA $SG
Donald Trump’s economy. Where McDonalds is too expensive for 30-year-olds. The Golden Age.
November 9, 2025 at 12:45 PM
$MCD $CMG $CAVA $SG
Some guy in Chicago: Hi.
Me: Hi.
SG: Can I get your number?
Me: No.
SG: For real?
Me: Yeah, for real.
SG: Why not?
Me: I don’t want to.
SG: Why?
I had to just get up and leave because this would have gone on for fucking ever.
Me: Hi.
SG: Can I get your number?
Me: No.
SG: For real?
Me: Yeah, for real.
SG: Why not?
Me: I don’t want to.
SG: Why?
I had to just get up and leave because this would have gone on for fucking ever.
July 12, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Some guy in Chicago: Hi.
Me: Hi.
SG: Can I get your number?
Me: No.
SG: For real?
Me: Yeah, for real.
SG: Why not?
Me: I don’t want to.
SG: Why?
I had to just get up and leave because this would have gone on for fucking ever.
Me: Hi.
SG: Can I get your number?
Me: No.
SG: For real?
Me: Yeah, for real.
SG: Why not?
Me: I don’t want to.
SG: Why?
I had to just get up and leave because this would have gone on for fucking ever.
November 19, 2024 at 12:32 PM
October 17, 2024 at 6:45 AM
OK, folks, look, enough with the stuff about Harris' or Harris's or whatever. Here's the inflectional paradigm:
nom sg Harris
acc sg Harrem
gen sg Harris
dat sg Harrī
abl sg Harre
nom pl Harrēs
acc pl Harrēs
dat pl Harribus
abl pl Harribus
nom sg Harris
acc sg Harrem
gen sg Harris
dat sg Harrī
abl sg Harre
nom pl Harrēs
acc pl Harrēs
dat pl Harribus
abl pl Harribus
August 16, 2024 at 3:35 PM
OK, folks, look, enough with the stuff about Harris' or Harris's or whatever. Here's the inflectional paradigm:
nom sg Harris
acc sg Harrem
gen sg Harris
dat sg Harrī
abl sg Harre
nom pl Harrēs
acc pl Harrēs
dat pl Harribus
abl pl Harribus
nom sg Harris
acc sg Harrem
gen sg Harris
dat sg Harrī
abl sg Harre
nom pl Harrēs
acc pl Harrēs
dat pl Harribus
abl pl Harribus
January 11, 2026 at 3:47 PM