You have startled this Shag.
Beg forgiveness and move along.
Beg forgiveness and move along.
November 4, 2026 at 10:02 AM
You have startled this Shag.
Beg forgiveness and move along.
Beg forgiveness and move along.
November 3, 2026 at 9:35 AM
brother you've never seen anything with that shag carpet where normal people have eyebrows
Republican Wisconsin Congress candidate Michael Alfonso (son in law of Sean Duffy): "I'm only 26 years old, but I've never seen a poll that was real. Every single one is fake."
November 2, 2026 at 2:24 PM
brother you've never seen anything with that shag carpet where normal people have eyebrows
Got my hair cut.
November 5, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Got my hair cut.
Sorry ladies, you’re going to have to fight me if you wanna shag those dragons. I already called dibs.
November 5, 2026 at 10:04 AM
Sorry ladies, you’re going to have to fight me if you wanna shag those dragons. I already called dibs.
I’m getting a shag haircut on Tuesday. Hopefully it doesn’t look like ass 🥺
November 5, 2026 at 2:36 PM
I’m getting a shag haircut on Tuesday. Hopefully it doesn’t look like ass 🥺
How me + the rest of the crips chillin since #TexasTurnedBlue
November 6, 2026 at 1:40 AM
How me + the rest of the crips chillin since #TexasTurnedBlue
This led to some blazing rows online and in real life. At the time, I wasn't aware that he was a sex offender, I was just concerned about his sexism. But even that led the most egregious misogynistic abuse from my peers. I was jealous, I just needed a good shag, I wasn't a real journalist (lol) etc
November 6, 2026 at 10:20 AM
This led to some blazing rows online and in real life. At the time, I wasn't aware that he was a sex offender, I was just concerned about his sexism. But even that led the most egregious misogynistic abuse from my peers. I was jealous, I just needed a good shag, I wasn't a real journalist (lol) etc
Todays #BirdOfTheDay theme is #SpikyHead - any bird with its head feathers raised, flared, or puffed up! So lets get serious, have a shag. Or two.
November 3, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Todays #BirdOfTheDay theme is #SpikyHead - any bird with its head feathers raised, flared, or puffed up! So lets get serious, have a shag. Or two.
Bring back shag carpeting but only in bathrooms and kitchens
What's your most ridiculous, newly emboldened political demand?
(Absurd answers only.)
(Absurd answers only.)
November 5, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Bring back shag carpeting but only in bathrooms and kitchens
November 3, 2026 at 6:17 AM
those would never shag a tory t-shirts looking a bit reactionary now. might have to rethink slightly.
November 3, 2026 at 12:19 PM
those would never shag a tory t-shirts looking a bit reactionary now. might have to rethink slightly.
Gorgeous bunch - happily shag every one of you ❤️ ♥️
November 2, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Gorgeous bunch - happily shag every one of you ❤️ ♥️
genuinely my #1 takeaway from this is 'man who calls sex "a decent fumble" can't understand why women don't actually want to shag him'
November 4, 2026 at 11:31 AM
genuinely my #1 takeaway from this is 'man who calls sex "a decent fumble" can't understand why women don't actually want to shag him'
Putting burnt orange shag carpeting on my cave walls
November 2, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Putting burnt orange shag carpeting on my cave walls
Evening all 🤗 anyone fancy a shag? Pretty desperate here, gagging for it 😫🤗
November 3, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Evening all 🤗 anyone fancy a shag? Pretty desperate here, gagging for it 😫🤗
A bewildered shag is a great way to begin any day.
November 4, 2026 at 10:10 AM
A bewildered shag is a great way to begin any day.
Massage... Shag me... date me... Romance me or just be my regular lover..
See my updated website
Essentialone.co.uk
#mature #oldfashionedvalues #finewine #fineromance #olderwoman
See my updated website
Essentialone.co.uk
#mature #oldfashionedvalues #finewine #fineromance #olderwoman
November 6, 2026 at 10:13 AM
Massage... Shag me... date me... Romance me or just be my regular lover..
See my updated website
Essentialone.co.uk
#mature #oldfashionedvalues #finewine #fineromance #olderwoman
See my updated website
Essentialone.co.uk
#mature #oldfashionedvalues #finewine #fineromance #olderwoman
Shag Startler is my 1960s television spy name.
November 4, 2026 at 10:24 AM
Shag Startler is my 1960s television spy name.
Happy birthday to all the “my parents had a compulsory valentines shag and I was the accidental result” babies born in early November (like me) ❤️
November 2, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Happy birthday to all the “my parents had a compulsory valentines shag and I was the accidental result” babies born in early November (like me) ❤️
Why don't you shag a graph about it loser
Britain's welfare ratchet.
My column for @financialtimes.com. Political incentives, rising expectations on the state & deeper economic failings make the UK's benefits system hard to rein in.
as.ft.com/r/6975773d-1...
My column for @financialtimes.com. Political incentives, rising expectations on the state & deeper economic failings make the UK's benefits system hard to rein in.
as.ft.com/r/6975773d-1...
November 2, 2026 at 9:12 AM
Why don't you shag a graph about it loser
It just has that dirty filthy vibe to it, all it's missing is shag bedding
November 4, 2026 at 12:21 AM
It just has that dirty filthy vibe to it, all it's missing is shag bedding
"My bedroom is my sanctuary. It's the only place in the house that has a beautiful lush shag rug, which is my favorite." ~ Evangeline Lilly
November 6, 2026 at 4:25 PM
"My bedroom is my sanctuary. It's the only place in the house that has a beautiful lush shag rug, which is my favorite." ~ Evangeline Lilly
Come on! Let's shag ass!
November 4, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Come on! Let's shag ass!