haha that’s so crazy (pulling out a giant feather quill and adding your name to a book labeled COLLABORATORS)
November 7, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Look I’m not a monster let’s make sure the guillotine is oiled and sharpened regularly
November 6, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Look I’m not a monster let’s make sure the guillotine is oiled and sharpened regularly
Pressure sharpened my edge.
November 4, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Pressure sharpened my edge.
Does a sharpened stake made of olive wood count?
November 4, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Does a sharpened stake made of olive wood count?
-SWORD SHARPENED WITH TEARS PROFILE PICTURE
November 8, 2026 at 6:09 AM
-SWORD SHARPENED WITH TEARS PROFILE PICTURE
Women don’t want roses, they want artisanally forged and sharpened Japanese carbon steel kitchen knives with an HRC of 61-63
Women don’t want roses, they want electric eels
Women don't want roses, they want murder mysteries
November 6, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Women don’t want roses, they want artisanally forged and sharpened Japanese carbon steel kitchen knives with an HRC of 61-63
Image sharpened using AI.
November 8, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Image sharpened using AI.
Wishing them all sharpened knives and even worse impulse control. Happy cannibalizing.
Tucker blames Trump; Dave Smith (of podcast-bro fame) blames TPUSA; TPUSA blames Megyn, Marjorie, and Tucker.
The MAGA blame game is fully underway.
The MAGA blame game is fully underway.
November 6, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Wishing them all sharpened knives and even worse impulse control. Happy cannibalizing.
Angry wife, sharpened knife
November 5, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Angry wife, sharpened knife
Florida may disappoint but California local races will break your heart into a million sharpened pieces.
Florida always disappoints. It’s Florida.
November 4, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Florida may disappoint but California local races will break your heart into a million sharpened pieces.
There are few things more satisfying than a freshly sharpened knife.
November 7, 2026 at 12:59 PM
There are few things more satisfying than a freshly sharpened knife.
Can olive branches be sharpened to pointy sticks?
November 6, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Can olive branches be sharpened to pointy sticks?
November 8, 2026 at 8:41 PM
May hell welcome them with sharpened pitchforks
November 6, 2026 at 9:42 PM
May hell welcome them with sharpened pitchforks
someone heard the guillotine being sharpened
WATCH: “I got it wrong. The economy is broken.”
ABSOLUTELY WILD to watch @chamath and the greedy “ALL IN” MAGA billionaires finally fucking realize what most of us have been saying for YEARS — this economy is rigged in favor of the rich.
Wake up and smell the pitchforks, dude.
ABSOLUTELY WILD to watch @chamath and the greedy “ALL IN” MAGA billionaires finally fucking realize what most of us have been saying for YEARS — this economy is rigged in favor of the rich.
Wake up and smell the pitchforks, dude.
November 9, 2026 at 1:59 AM
someone heard the guillotine being sharpened
I predict a lot of sharpened toothbrushes in his future.
November 6, 2026 at 11:15 PM
I predict a lot of sharpened toothbrushes in his future.
Knives sharpened 🤣
November 6, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Knives sharpened 🤣
A sharpened Sports Direct mug, filled with Buckfast
November 4, 2026 at 11:37 AM
A sharpened Sports Direct mug, filled with Buckfast
Significant but subtle difference between good haiku (rare) and haiku that is not good (abundant).
Good haiku extracts insight via a flash of sharpened perceptiveness. Not good haiku looks to inject or overlay something sententious or poignant onto the scene.
Good haiku extracts insight via a flash of sharpened perceptiveness. Not good haiku looks to inject or overlay something sententious or poignant onto the scene.
November 7, 2026 at 11:14 AM
Significant but subtle difference between good haiku (rare) and haiku that is not good (abundant).
Good haiku extracts insight via a flash of sharpened perceptiveness. Not good haiku looks to inject or overlay something sententious or poignant onto the scene.
Good haiku extracts insight via a flash of sharpened perceptiveness. Not good haiku looks to inject or overlay something sententious or poignant onto the scene.
Cut them from their bloated budgets like sharpened knives to chicken mcnuggets
November 6, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Cut them from their bloated budgets like sharpened knives to chicken mcnuggets
Get your pitchforks sharpened up!!!
November 7, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Get your pitchforks sharpened up!!!
They hear the guillotines being sharpened
November 5, 2026 at 7:53 PM
They hear the guillotines being sharpened
Free Press journalist unashamedly admits she "sharpened" anti-El-Sayed photo with ChatGPT.
tinyurl.com/3dw8rkmf
tinyurl.com/3dw8rkmf
November 5, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Free Press journalist unashamedly admits she "sharpened" anti-El-Sayed photo with ChatGPT.
tinyurl.com/3dw8rkmf
tinyurl.com/3dw8rkmf